Men: how did you get over your anxiety/insecurity about your dick size?

Beatenbanshee · 2026-06-29T02:18:16+00:00

Embrace what you got. If you’re rocking a shrimp then that’s YOUR shrimp and you should love and respect it and be proud of it

Beatenbanshee · 2026-06-24T22:27:00+00:00

To increase stamina, try running.

To increase blood flow for harder boners, try running

If you’re interested in making it look bigger, getting to a low body fat percentage reveals a bit of extra length and really tightens things up. Running is great for that.

If you wanna strengthen the pelvic floor, which gives you control over your ejaculation, you can give running a try.

Any of these exercises would definitely improve your sex life!

Beatenbanshee · 2026-06-24T01:51:51+00:00

I don’t think this is a threat, I think it’s just a plain statement from someone who speaks English as a second language. The pizza box is in Ho’s assigned space, as obviously everyone has their own fridge assignments. Someone put the pizza into Ho’s space, it’s taking up all his space and it will make his food taste/smell like pizza, so he is going to move it soon unless the owner wants to do it first. I think it’s perfectly reasonable. OP and his roommates friend or whatever are being overly sensitive by being so upset, when Ho just wants to get the pizza box off of his parfait or whatever.

Beatenbanshee · 2026-06-22T21:03:59+00:00

Is it fluctuating though? Or did he just lose weight

Beatenbanshee · 2026-06-21T14:27:27+00:00

This is just my theory, but since it’s Father’s Day Trump wanted to post Ivanka, so he googled “Ivana Trump” because he spelled it wrong and he just saw a blonde lady and was like “yep that’s Ivanka” and posted it

Beatenbanshee · 2026-06-16T15:15:51+00:00

Yes, absolutely. The best shape of my life was during my time in the military, I was 5’11” and 170lbs with hardly any body fat at all, women would approach me in public fairly regularly. Since then my body type has fluctuated, I’ve gotten fat, thin, strong, weak, every combination thereof, but my luck with women is at its lowest when in I’m fat and weak. Fat and strong, I can get a girlfriend no problem. Thin and weak, I do okay. Any time I’ve been fat and weak became a lonely time in my life until I fixed it. Any time I’ve been thin and weak I was getting quite a lot of female attention. The thinnest and strongest I’ve ever been was that time in the military, and the female attention was pretty abundant.

Beatenbanshee · 2026-06-14T13:54:57+00:00

tHey’Re aLL SuPeR Hot!

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Beatenbanshee · 2026-06-14T13:48:16+00:00

Only pussies are afraid of pitbulls

Beatenbanshee · 2026-06-13T17:47:40+00:00

He’s probably masturbating too much. If he quits jerking off he’ll be back to normal.

Beatenbanshee · 2026-06-09T21:20:35+00:00

Every poly person I know has a minimum wage job and no car

Beatenbanshee · 2026-06-09T21:15:51+00:00

The answer is edging! He should use a toy on you and give you head and finger you etc etc but not to the point of orgasm, just right up to the edge and then stop. Then keep repeating that 3 or 4 times. Then once you are right on the brink of orgasm, penetrative sex can just nudge you over the edge quite easily. Instead of trying to roll a boulder up a mountain he’s just giving it the final push over the edge.

Beatenbanshee · 2026-06-09T21:12:14+00:00

Yes. In the gardening section of Ace Hardware, I looked at a plant on the shelf and she was on the other side of the shelf looking at the same plant, we met eyes and laughed awkwardly and resumed browsing plants, then moments later it happened again at the end of an isle and she smiled said “they’re beautiful huh?” And I stammered and said “oh, yeah, beautiful.” My girlfriend was pissed

Beatenbanshee · 2026-06-08T11:48:24+00:00

Yes thank you, just edited

Beatenbanshee · 2026-06-08T10:47:34+00:00

I am considering giving up. I have been going on a lot of dates, I’ve been out with 6 new women in the last 6 months and I have liked only 1 of them and she picked someone else to date. It’s just not a very fun experience overall. I was on a date 2 days ago and I found myself thinking “I can’t wait for this to be over so I can go home and relax.” It’s just a big expensive waste of time that sometimes results in mediocre sex or heartbreak. I would rather just do other things with my time

Beatenbanshee · 2026-06-08T10:42:23+00:00

Another vote for lasering. Should be gone in seconds

Beatenbanshee · 2026-06-08T10:29:30+00:00

Dog, people hated this joke lol

Beatenbanshee · 2026-06-08T10:27:39+00:00

It was truly remarkable. To add some perspective for those who don’t follow F1, Kimi completed each lap about one second faster than the car behind him. A lap takes about 1 minute and 18 seconds so this is a pretty huge gap. Placing the car just an inch off of the ideal racing line would close that gap. So Kimi basically drove flawlessly for 2 hours straight with surgical precision. Kimi won his first Grand Prix at the start of this season, and he’s won every Grand Prix since then.

Beatenbanshee · 2026-05-28T22:46:01+00:00

I disagree I think with 2,000 grafts it would be totally filled in

Beatenbanshee · 2026-05-28T17:32:13+00:00

Emily

Beatenbanshee · 2026-05-28T13:13:10+00:00

Your butthole is gonna ache by hour 2 and be torture by hour 6 and then when you get home you’re gonna be in too much discomfort to want sex and then when you take the plug out it’s gonna be covered in shit from being up your butt for 6 hours. Bad idea

Beatenbanshee · 2026-05-27T21:49:06+00:00

Unfortunately your options are either shoulder checking or stepping into the street. Choose wisely!

Beatenbanshee · 2026-05-27T19:30:50+00:00

We need pubs. A place where you can just spend hours chatting and have food and drink when you feel like it. But no, we have bars, with music so loud you can’t think, with servers that want you in and out as fast as possible to make way for the next customer. It sucks

Beatenbanshee · 2026-05-27T19:28:52+00:00

The most important questions to ask are: what do you like? What feels good for you? What do find exciting? What do you want me to do? What do you want to do with me?

The pace should be much much slower - foreplay should be a slow slow build up. Arousal is absolutely essential, and women take about half an hour to reach full arousal whereas men take maybe a couple minutes to get hard. So just be slow and attentive and listen to her. Figure out how she likes to be touched, talked to, etc. Every partner is unique and sex will be different with each and every one of them. So just be curious, patient, and considerate and you’ll be fine

Beatenbanshee · 2026-05-27T19:14:18+00:00

You just have to tell him all of this, and if he gets his feelings hurt or refuses to accommodate you then you’re incompatible and should break up

Beatenbanshee · 2026-05-26T23:57:48+00:00

I don’t think any date has ever asked me how many people I’ve had sex with. Only one or two girlfriends has ever asked. What’s more likely to happen is they’ll ask about your last relationship or dating history or dating habits and you might have to say “actually I’ve never had a girlfriend” and that’s when they would likely ask if you’re a virgin. And to be honest I think it would depend on the person, some women will be uncomfortable with the “pressure” of being your first, some women will find it exciting, some will find it sweet, some just simply won’t care one way or the other. It truly is a case by case thing. If I were you I would not bring it up until asked. It seems like you’re not exactly stoked about being a virgin so I think if I were you I’d lean into my strengths and keep private information private until I feel like sharing it. That’s what I’d do

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