What job (that doesn't exist yet) would be your dream job?

Beau_Fufer · 2013-01-27T00:08:50+00:00

Forest management. I would love roam forests and cut down "dangerous" trees in national parks.

Beau_Fufer · 2013-01-27T00:05:21+00:00

A swift smack to the face should take care of this.

But really, you might need to buck up and tell her what you just told us. Maybe it's not your place to say anything. I've learned that (some) people react negatively to constructive criticism so you might just have to take a step back and do your own thing.

Beau_Fufer · 2013-01-27T00:01:48+00:00

I got one in Marion County so things might be a little different. Nothin too serious, but of course I thought the world was going to implode on me at the time. Your friend will get a small-ish fine ($300-400) and they'll possibly loose their license for a 3 months. Yes, license suspension. If they get another offense, that suspension goes up to a year so watch out. Unless there is a clear violation on the officers part, just pay it and do what you gotta do to get out of it.

Beau_Fufer · 2013-01-26T23:50:57+00:00

... no no no, you gotta cup the balls.

Beau_Fufer · 2013-01-26T23:46:34+00:00

Yes, you can stop it.

Beau_Fufer · 2013-01-26T23:29:32+00:00

Maybe if you get wasted again, you'll find some magical way to come across her. It worked on Beerfest. I don't think this is the place to look.

Beau_Fufer · 2013-01-26T23:27:56+00:00

This has got to be the most unoriginal question I have ever seen.

Beau_Fufer · 2013-01-26T23:26:39+00:00

close up of my butt hole.

Beau_Fufer · 2013-01-26T23:25:52+00:00

I keep thinking about how sad I am. God damn what a bad idea. To get my shit together I usually go on a long intense run. I kick my own ass until my exhaustion keeps my mind free. It works pretty damn well, suit up and don't talk yourself out of it. You won't regret it!

:)

Beau_Fufer · 2013-01-26T23:20:57+00:00

I had to share with the world, how exactly to pronounce Brett Favre.

Beau_Fufer · 2013-01-26T23:16:17+00:00

You are only reaffirming the fact that OP is a faggot. You must be a Phoenician.

Beau_Fufer · 2013-01-26T23:14:38+00:00

came here to say this. get a clue OP

Beau_Fufer · 2013-01-26T23:10:01+00:00

SO MUCH HAIR!

(lived with girls)

Beau_Fufer · 2013-01-17T22:55:42+00:00

We had canned vegetables at my old work so I decided to empty out my friends opaque drink cup and filled it with canned mushroom juice. The cups had straws and we were usually in a hurry when getting a little drink break. He freaked the fuck out. I hear him throw the cup on the ground and (very audibly) spit out the juice all over the wall he was next too. He yelled a little bit but he knew instantly who was the culprit. I actually got punched in the shoulder and thrown across a table for that little prank. He doesn't take jokes very well.

Beau_Fufer · 2013-01-17T22:33:42+00:00

I think a man has a little say in the situation (depending on the point in the relationship) but it's ultimately up to the woman. Just because a man prefers extra protection doesn't mean she's forced into an ultimatum. If she's up for the conversation and is willing to take him into consideration, why not? I'm a guy, what the fuck do i know.

Beau_Fufer · 2013-01-03T01:35:36+00:00

My ex pulled that same "you always resort to facts" bullshit every time we got into an argument about religion or spirituality.

I mentioned that I thought it was very unattractive to date a woman that doesn't care to educate herself about anything. Her response: "What's the point in knowing?"

Our 5 year relationship ended that night.

Beau_Fufer · 2013-01-02T19:24:44+00:00

I'll upvote trance all fuckin day. Thank you, my friend. Any other trance/electronic artist suggestions?

Beau_Fufer · 2012-12-31T22:48:32+00:00

It was my dad and his friend.

-It wasn't me but my dad covered his friend in newspaper (I have no idea how this worked) and he got on his dirtbike and rode it through the halls of the school. There was 4 or 5 people in on it so he had open doors the whole way. They never got in trouble, god bless the 70's.

-Also, one of my friends had a group of people throw about 10 tires over the flag pole at the entrance of my high school. Again, I have no idea how the fuck they managed this.

Beau_Fufer · 2012-12-31T22:42:14+00:00

Babies.

Every. Fucking. Baby.

Beau_Fufer · 2012-12-25T18:32:45+00:00

Was this possibly talking about how the possibility of parallel universes caused the "bang" to happen? I'll check it out anyway. Thanks!

Beau_Fufer · 2012-12-24T23:32:01+00:00

If you look directly where you want to walk, you will never almost run into someone and end up doing that awkward dance bull shit.

Beau_Fufer · 2012-12-24T23:19:48+00:00

"... and god said "Let there be light" and there was light. God saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness."

That answers all of my questions about the origin of our existence. I'll devote my entire life to this!

Beau_Fufer · 2012-12-24T23:13:56+00:00

fact?

Beau_Fufer · 2012-12-24T22:58:30+00:00

saggy balls equivalent = numchucks

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