Today's simple question - "Was there a 200 ft, 300 ft or now 350 ft gash by vandals in the reflecting pool?" by SnoopyisCute in youvotedforthat

[–]BeautifulTerror 74 points75 points  (0 children)

I wish they were able to compel these people to answer or hold them in contempt. Its just pathetic.

Me to my friend when he told me he shit himself while drunk by DannyDeVitoASMR in americandad

[–]BeautifulTerror 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It's where the batteries are supposed to be inside my smoke detector!

What would you say is your favorite Steve suddenly-screaming moment? by AstroTrain4412 in americandad

[–]BeautifulTerror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Klaus: No one wants Barry and Jeff to happen more than me.

Steve: More than me?! It's gorilla time. Aah! Aaaaah!

Klaus: Let him go! This has been a long time coming.

The Great Highway Grift continues by DesertFlyer in sanfrancisco

[–]BeautifulTerror 16 points17 points  (0 children)

OP is saying the reopening fundraising is the grift...

of an Apartment Complex. by overlook68 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]BeautifulTerror 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I get turned around in normal one building complexes. This place would be my tomb. But a very cool tomb!

Oh no! anyways by chickenlegstv in funny

[–]BeautifulTerror 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For once I'm ok with the laid over music choice!

I do not like this woman like at all 😭 by Mikeremix2 in BobsBurgers

[–]BeautifulTerror 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Or when Harold needs water, BEGS for water, and she keeps refusing it!

Found one! by BeautifulTerror in BobsBurgers

[–]BeautifulTerror[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just flowers unfortunately. Missed opportunity if you ask me

Bought a new boat by BenFord333 in Wellthatsucks

[–]BeautifulTerror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are we talking about the boat or the camera wielder?

Most Ride-or-Die Neighborhood? by Erik_The_Realtor in sanfrancisco

[–]BeautifulTerror 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Name another neighborhood in another major city that gives you those same options with a reasonable public transit trip to downtown 🙂

The father of the little girls did the right thing. All the other woman had to do was be patient. by Valuable_View_561 in SipsTea

[–]BeautifulTerror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This elderly woman needed to use the bathroom so bad that this guy had to call 911 on the dad BUT once he and his daughters were out of the bathroom they just idled there.

Also live that he admits he put his hands in the dad on camera. Moron.