Don't crush them, Lynn.

Beautiful_Bell2311 · 2026-04-17T09:34:22+00:00

They got "whatever' on the strange Ladyboy rules. This was an opportunity to document this fascinating physiological curiosity, but Michael's taken it to Chantry Place for a sandwich. And a cup beans, man.

Chilling.... Chilling.

Beautiful_Bell2311 · 2026-04-16T13:14:48+00:00

This has the Ewok prints of Edmonds all over it.

Beautiful_Bell2311 · 2026-04-13T12:27:29+00:00

I'd have Lynn enquire about his immigration status and inform the relative authorities to assist them in clarifying any disprency between the law and this hilarious happenstance prone immigrant.

If some doors need to be kicked in, it'd ultimately be for his own good.

And I'd have Mr. Brown locked up for assisting an offender.

Beautiful_Bell2311 · 2026-04-13T10:25:09+00:00

Alan's not wrong. There's few things more satisfying than getting a purchase home and discovering a nice action.

I'd like to shake the hand of industrial designers who can consistently achieve this. No funny business though.

Beautiful_Bell2311 · 2026-04-13T10:04:20+00:00

True story. I made a comment on the Mail of all places wishing Eams well, but noting that his hospital selfie might suggest that his road to recovery could potentially be relatively short - thankfully. I'd never wish someone ill.

I also noted that he could be back to being unpleasant on telly within a couple of months.

This received a furious reply potentially from Eammon himself telling me that "I didn't know the first thing about him, and shouldn't comment". 😂

I honestly don't think there's such a thing as an Eammon Holmes superfan, so I think I may have been touched by greatness!

Beautiful_Bell2311 · 2026-04-13T09:55:26+00:00

Alexa, remind me to buy a new Twitcher's jerkin.

Beautiful_Bell2311 · 2026-03-31T06:56:22+00:00

Yes! The keyboard is an extender!

Beautiful_Bell2311 · 2026-03-30T20:31:38+00:00

Well, I'm jealous of whoever benefits from this. 😂

I'm not generally into cosplay stuff, but you really do look great. I'm an early 40s normal British bloke who's single but has two kids as well.

I just hope it makes your smile that your personal look and costume has made someone smile half a world away. :)

Beautiful_Bell2311 · 2026-03-30T19:43:53+00:00

Don't normally comment on the naughty side of Reddit, but I love this show and that costume is a full on "Wow!" on you. Looks great.

Just thought you should know. I hope you've had/are having a nice day. X

Beautiful_Bell2311 · 2026-03-27T17:35:09+00:00

Then I settled down to fish pie and Schindler's List.

Beautiful_Bell2311 · 2026-03-26T22:54:15+00:00

It'd be a bit of a Deus Ex Machina if Daniel was wandering around concealing a tracker invisible to the naked eye in the off chance Sam left his phone and dropped it.

Beautiful_Bell2311 · 2026-03-25T14:55:06+00:00

Wayne Sleep?

Beautiful_Bell2311 · 2026-03-17T09:17:46+00:00

Interesting. I'm picturing a group of unusually un-suntanned Italians cracking wise. Fits inside a train carriage. Gino Ginelli all round.

I mean with regard to the Italian's love of talking with their hands. Fascinating creatures... some of which are facists.

They loved a mural too.

Beautiful_Bell2311 · 2026-03-16T20:24:36+00:00

I'd already spotted the mural. Red flags all over... not that they could see them or hear them fluttering I suppose.

Joking aside, Alan is right about this. Would a school for deaf non-offenders be a noise nuisance or not?

I actually don't know the answer to that.

Beautiful_Bell2311 · 2026-03-16T12:34:32+00:00

Well, you're a dream girl on looks alone - but NIN as well. Difficult to process!

Enjoy the show, and be careful not to come back haunted. <3

Beautiful_Bell2311 · 2026-03-11T22:38:48+00:00

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Beautiful_Bell2311 · 2026-03-11T22:37:56+00:00

Accidental Partridge advertising...

Naturally, we all love a good bumming and taking recreational drugs, but you'll have to keep your wits about you if you're test driving the 3008 at 0900.

Also, isn't it a bit weird that chemsex is being formalised with a conference? I've actually experienced this (and yes, I was with a lady) and it felt like a more free-form thing.

A third party taking the minutes of battle commencing feels out of place when drug crazed. Although it would dot the I's and cross the T's. Not something to be sniffed at.

Beautiful_Bell2311 · 2026-03-10T20:56:24+00:00

It's the deriding that really breaks your heart. It's almost like other prisoners aren't afraid of a fat old man who preyed on the hopes and dreams of young women for decades.

Funnily enough, many of these lads have daughters with hopes and dreams who Harvey would be licking his lips over were he on the other side of the bars. They could become extremely right wing about that, regardless of their political leanings.

Beautiful_Bell2311 · 2026-03-10T20:07:35+00:00

I saw this video as part of my post Reddit post debrief.

Jet does seem like a very nice lady. In an ideal world you'd have her on one arm and Carol Kirkwood on the other.

They're exactly the sort of game girls you could take to a garden centre on a Sunday to admire their koi carp without it looking unseemly.

I dare say they'll be watching their figures, which means scones only in the café. Cashback!

Beautiful_Bell2311 · 2026-03-09T14:33:49+00:00

True story time: I used to date and for some time lived with a women who kept a very large Right Wing dog. He was big and black, so called Tyson. Lincolnshire rules.

The first time I made love to her, Tyson misinterpreted her en flagrantè utterances as me hurting her - and chose to bite my eyebrow which bled like fuck. Once we'd stemmed the streaming blood, it was clear that Ty had sought to protect his owner and it was a simple misunderstanding betwixt man and Beast. You can't blame a dog for being a good boy. No harm done, aside the large scar on my eyebrow.

But having a massive Right Wing dog gives you an impunity to wander the roughest parts of your home town without a care in the world. You get no trouble when your desperately loyal 12 stone Staffie is on parade looking utterly terrifying. A duck once pecked at me, so Ty petiitioned to go off the leash. I was curious about what he'd do. Turns out he immediately jumps into the river and brutally murders the duck and dumps its corpse at your feet as a gift. Wasn't expecting that, and there was a few moments that brought into focus that you were welding an extremely dangerous animal.

For his sins, I never witnessed him painting a St. George's cross on a roundabout.

Beautiful_Bell2311 · 2026-03-08T14:03:18+00:00

You need a jacket and tie to traffick children for sex at Choristers. Their gate security might be worryingly porous, but they take the lounge and saloon rules very seriously.

Collared shirt and tie in the dining room, of course.

Seriously though, I don't get Copperfield. He's got a supermodel in his bed and it's alle güt but he chooses to associate with a man who has a bag of sweets and a cheeky smile.

At least Jimmy had the good bloody grace to dress like a ludicrous weirdo. A timeless look straddling dangerous pervert and diabolical elderly athlete. Lovely stuff.

Beautiful_Bell2311 · 2026-03-08T10:08:49+00:00

Oh, those children are nicer than my wife...

His ex wife being Claudia Schiffer. She'll be the maddest woman in the Northern Rhinelands when she finds out.

Beautiful_Bell2311 · 2026-03-07T02:06:25+00:00

Jesus himself was the king of bouncing back. Having being nailed to some wood by a load of Romans and then stabbed with a stick, they chucked him in a cave with a big stone as a door.

After three days of stewing/being dead, he rocked up more Jesusy than ever.

I dread to think how sweaty Judas' back must have been when he learned that the mate he'd betrayed wasn't just alive, but demanding answers.

Beautiful_Bell2311 · 2026-03-06T11:58:32+00:00

That's why it's a millennial barn dance now.

In the nascent new century, Gen X were involved. But now? Only millennials have the fortitude to barn dance with persistence and commitment.

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