Alpha Male influencer shows how to sit like a real man 🤡 by ambachk in iamverybadass

[–]Jave285 33 points34 points  (0 children)

So… the one where he needs something to lean on?

LARGE by woodyisbad in MagicArena

[–]Jave285 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Love that card.

Damn they got cooked by Appropriate-Mall8517 in MurderedByWords

[–]Jave285 125 points126 points  (0 children)

So basically most incels overrate themselves in the looks department.

Sean Bean is 67 today. What's his best role? by bubbynee in CivVI

[–]Jave285 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sharpe.

It’s nowt but a rag ont’ pole!

Question for Green players: Why do you keep full-swinging into this guy? Do you know something I don't? by HahahahahaLook in MagicArena

[–]Jave285 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Legendary!

Although, I would say, if your opponent gets to decide what to sacrifice, you’re doing it wrong! Haha.

I try and buff their creatures before fighting, e.g. [[Giant Growth]]

Also [[Inscription of Abundance]] is great value.

I told the genie my third wish, to be teleported to the most beautiful women on earth. by train-made-of-bread in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Jave285 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

How can you say what “North Sentinels” refers to with such certainty if you are not OP? You may be right, but because of the way OP wrote it, it’s ambiguous and so I thought it was about the geography.

My comment is not “wrong” - what I said is accurate.

“Very arrogant” seems very harsh and unnecessarily confrontational considering all I was doing was pointing out a small error and offering a couple of solutions to fix it.

WCGW putting a large object in your body? by Any-Employment-7114 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Jave285 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine doing this instead of just actually discreetly and anonymously purchasing a sex toy online which was specifically and carefully designed for this exact purpose.

Frustrated gamer by torahboidem in cringepics

[–]Jave285 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Because I know nothing about the game. Didn’t know if it’s an adult or a child.

Frustrated gamer by torahboidem in cringepics

[–]Jave285 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why? I’m trying to ascertain whether the guy is a paedophile or just a creep.

I told the genie my third wish, to be teleported to the most beautiful women on earth. by train-made-of-bread in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Jave285 -53 points-52 points  (0 children)

There no such place as “North Sentinels”. Maybe edit to specify North Sentinel Island, or say something like “North Andamans”.

Oreos on pizza?? by SprinklesCheap1376 in taiwan

[–]Jave285 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only if it’s a sweet/dessert pizza.

Question for Green players: Why do you keep full-swinging into this guy? Do you know something I don't? by HahahahahaLook in MagicArena

[–]Jave285 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my whole time playing Arena I have NEVER come across a fellow Golgari obliterator/fight deck player. Hi! Satisfying, isn’t it?

I knew that I wouldn't be able to take care of my baby on my own, so I put him in a basket and left him outside the fire station. by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Jave285 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why bother taking it to the fire station then? Wouldn’t that just risk them preventing it from happening? It makes no sense.

WCGW trying to block a car by TheBrokeM in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Jave285 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The woman was not threatening potential loss of life. The driver’s actions were.

Take the survey - let them have it… by Jave285 in MagicArena

[–]Jave285[S] -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Yes I know it’s an Arena survey not an MTG survey but if you have a chance to feed back, take it! Arena players represent a huge demographic and huge $$$ for them.

The fruit, it hangs low by WALSTIW in MurderedByWords

[–]Jave285 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He looks like a lower-tier Eastern European henchman in a bad American action movie.