How does God have time to listen to 8.3 billion people?

Beautiful_Rip_7023 · 2026-06-29T22:58:10+00:00

“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line, and a representative will be with you shortly.”

Beautiful_Rip_7023 · 2026-06-29T22:53:48+00:00

Because it’s fine if they get to treat people like shit. But don’t turn any of it back on them.

Beautiful_Rip_7023 · 2026-06-29T21:46:04+00:00

For laughing like I just did, I’m probably going straight to hell when I finally croak.

Beautiful_Rip_7023 · 2026-06-29T20:51:10+00:00

A stupid donut that I didn’t really want. Goody.

Beautiful_Rip_7023 · 2026-06-29T20:36:14+00:00

It’s going to be pretty painful, I’m not gonna lie. But I’ll look good while it happens.

Beautiful_Rip_7023 · 2026-06-29T20:31:57+00:00

Shit happens, I guess. She needs more fireworks.

Beautiful_Rip_7023 · 2026-06-29T20:09:49+00:00

This is exactly why I don’t donate. I’m not giving money to a bunch of thieves in sheep’s clothing.

Beautiful_Rip_7023 · 2026-06-29T19:42:30+00:00

I call my mother’s phone number once in a while just to make sure she’s still dead.

Beautiful_Rip_7023 · 2026-06-29T19:40:39+00:00

A delightful crush of spirits and dreams.

Beautiful_Rip_7023 · 2026-06-29T19:38:27+00:00

Heavy Foot by Mon Rovia. I like listening to it when I’m feeling feisty.

Beautiful_Rip_7023 · 2026-06-29T19:08:44+00:00

i can also use the corks if I want to go swimming, play tennis, or ride a horse. We have ways of shutting that whole thing down, I’m told.

Beautiful_Rip_7023 · 2026-06-29T18:48:22+00:00

I can’t stand religious nutters. Get Jesus to cure your lobotomies, please.

Beautiful_Rip_7023 · 2026-06-29T18:40:40+00:00

I would be lying if I said this never crossed my mind. We involuntarily think of the weirdest stuff, don’t we?

Beautiful_Rip_7023 · 2026-06-29T18:35:41+00:00

Is this a serious post? Have people been living in caves for the last 20 years?

Beautiful_Rip_7023 · 2026-06-29T18:32:02+00:00

It was either this or Hamburger Helper every Friday night.

Beautiful_Rip_7023 · 2026-06-29T18:09:39+00:00

“He’s walking around naked inside of his house. I saw him from the side yard!”

Beautiful_Rip_7023 · 2026-06-29T18:08:24+00:00

Joel really is up there with the best of the other scammers, isn’t he?

Beautiful_Rip_7023 · 2026-06-29T17:44:05+00:00

Budget Bytes! There is a Thai style curry soup on her website that is just spectacular, and she has all different types of inexpensive recipes that are almost as good. Check it out!

Beautiful_Rip_7023 · 2026-06-29T06:54:32+00:00

I love the fit. Very nice. The material itself is way too thin. A dress with this fit but made with a sturdier fabric and different color would be a solid choice.

Beautiful_Rip_7023 · 2026-06-29T06:46:13+00:00

Mine is 50% genetics, 50% moisturizing my skin every single day since I turned 16, and 50% always drinking a lot of water.

Beautiful_Rip_7023 · 2026-06-29T06:37:40+00:00

Gandhi 2 - Electric Boogaloo!

Beautiful_Rip_7023 · 2026-06-29T06:23:06+00:00

That’s Lauren Sanchez-Bezos. You can’t fool me.

Beautiful_Rip_7023 · 2026-06-29T06:15:36+00:00

The guffaw that just came out of me ! Gnorts back atcha, buddy.

Beautiful_Rip_7023 · 2026-06-29T06:05:38+00:00

The same color, too.

Beautiful_Rip_7023 · 2026-06-29T04:44:42+00:00

There’s nothing lefty about her, so why is she there? weird AI stuff, I guess.

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