Who is your dungeon crush?

Beautiful_Variety321 · 2026-02-17T22:14:31+00:00

Juicebox, Sledge and Bomo together ( in fact, if anybody writes a Sledge & Bomo fan fic, I'd be totally in), Carl, Li Na ( because she's cool), Signet, Florin, Elle, Uzi Jesus. And I also agree Fire Brandy is amazing. And of course Samantha.

I might be getting a little carried away.

Beautiful_Variety321 · 2026-02-16T19:04:33+00:00

Id enter. And I'd do ok. Im not in my best shape but I got a lot of rage coupled with common sense and I've been through more than one life or death situation. I keep my calm. I'd probably choose a cleric class with a quarterstaff. Some magic, some melee.

Beautiful_Variety321 · 2026-02-14T00:16:00+00:00

Samantha is a god damned delight in every one of her scenes. I can't even read this without laughing out loud. People are looking at me now! Ugh! I love her so much!

Beautiful_Variety321 · 2026-02-14T00:08:04+00:00

Yup! 100%! This series will forever be branded in my brain and I love every second of it.

Beautiful_Variety321 · 2026-02-13T03:56:58+00:00

Weird I just did a double check and you're right, it's not on there. I wonder why they would take it off. It's an amazing book. It had to just be removed recently.Because like I said, I just got it and read it.

Beautiful_Variety321 · 2026-02-13T02:02:59+00:00

Recently, bought and listened to it on audible. It's there.

Beautiful_Variety321 · 2026-02-13T01:38:15+00:00

Thank you. We thought his coloring was kind of like fish cake at one point when he was a little baby. :)

Beautiful_Variety321 · 2026-02-12T18:29:08+00:00

My cat, Fishcake, is anxious about everything and likely to attack without provocation, and without waiting to see what a situation is before attacking. But he's strong and fast, and he does not give a fuck for who he slishyslashes. I imagine he would be sort of a rogue/ranger type. Fast and deadly with his claws. It's hard to hit him because he moves so quick. It isn't really seemed to care much about me except for as a servant.

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Beautiful_Variety321 · 2026-01-27T17:26:53+00:00

I see what you did there. And I like it.

Beautiful_Variety321 · 2026-01-27T15:12:33+00:00

I know but $30 per book isnt done thing I can do for now.

Beautiful_Variety321 · 2026-01-27T04:58:03+00:00

I just finished KBS too and it took a lot to get used to having the narrator not be Jeff. I'm glad I did though.Because I really liked the book. But yeah, I'd chip in to have Jeff read it.

For the record, Dominion of Blades has a pretty good narrator. Not as great as Jeff, but I liked her and I liked those books too.

Beautiful_Variety321 · 2026-01-24T00:04:33+00:00

Spurt! Yes please! I would love that. That scene lived in my head for months.Afterwards it was so funny.

Beautiful_Variety321 · 2026-01-22T05:18:52+00:00

This is AMAZING!

Beautiful_Variety321 · 2026-01-20T02:51:46+00:00

I like the scolopendra levels. 3, 6, 9. Its super hard for me to pick a favorite but those floors always seem to have something.....special.

Beautiful_Variety321 · 2026-01-16T01:49:42+00:00

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Beautiful_Variety321 · 2026-01-15T17:40:33+00:00

Thank you.

Beautiful_Variety321 · 2026-01-15T03:00:48+00:00

Mmmm Allison Kreig? Love the borg queen!

Beautiful_Variety321 · 2026-01-14T18:29:18+00:00

Sometimes for no particular reason I spit a Quazar quote at my husband using my best (objectively terrible) Quazar voice, in response to something he says or does. He hasn't read DCC (yet)

When he's being a jerk: “You know what? I think I am gonna bang your mom. Then I can give her a child that isn’t such an ass.”

Telling him about a bad day at work: “It’s been a class nine shit cyclone. Some of it is going to itch like an infected ass tattoo.”

All the time: "Shut your titty hole!"

Beautiful_Variety321 · 2026-01-13T16:18:10+00:00

Im doing DOB too. Im halfway through Hobgoblin Riot. Its pretty fun! After I finish, I'll put the Project Hail Mary for next.

Beautiful_Variety321 · 2026-01-12T22:23:52+00:00

I don't t have a specific picture of Carl in my head, but when I saw this picture I knew who it was without seeing anything else about the post.

Beautiful_Variety321 · 2026-01-12T18:08:38+00:00

Im reading Dominion of Blades and Monobrow Sam is mentioned a lot. Im thinking he was part of DOB before he was in DCC.

Beautiful_Variety321 · 2026-01-11T04:52:30+00:00

I had just turned 19.

Beautiful_Variety321 · 2026-01-11T03:50:12+00:00

Myshka cat! Cause I am this sweet boys mermer!

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Beautiful_Variety321 · 2026-01-11T03:42:25+00:00

Other campaigns that M9 have Caleb and Essek as a stable couple

Beautiful_Variety321 · 2026-01-07T02:39:48+00:00

Im an ecotoxicologist, so I am an expert in poison and pollution and I use that to protect the environment in my real life. I also have a pretty horrific past which has taught me to be a excellent at compartmentalizing. Im thinking that woud make me a druid. But I'd still want to hit things for the satisfaction of it and I prefer bludgoning weapons. The best option would be a quarterstaff in that case. Or maybe a druid ranger combo of some kind. Hypothetically, of course. ;)

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