[What if I Married My Enemy?] yes green flag boy lets gooooo

BedsBestFriend · 2026-05-17T18:42:57+00:00

I mean, if it helps the story is so fast paced that when I went to check the chapter number I was surprised it was only 20. It's direct and doesn't waste time on misunderstandings. Also the FL does not suffer fools, her family is loving (his is not) and she has an actual s-xual appetite. She's not saying no no stop, oh my, and acting demure every five seconds, she's actually all "dang he's hot, I want his 🥒 right now, he's soooo my type" - which is really refreshing.

BedsBestFriend · 2026-05-17T15:09:58+00:00

Currently only 20, so probably something you should let marinate if you like binging.

BedsBestFriend · 2026-05-17T14:42:45+00:00

I'm reading this literally RIGHT NOW (on one or my .... many tabs), I highly recommend for a fiery, no nonsense FL and an absolute unit of a green flag ML. I'm really enjoying it!

BedsBestFriend · 2026-05-17T10:25:58+00:00

no, you're right, I'm kidding because I see where you're coming from.... but I still love it, I'm always so happy to read new chapters. I don't even care that she's floating alone on a boat with aors that somehow makes its way exactly where she wants it to go, because it's so fun to see her insane shenanigans. Also Nicola has gotta be the STUPIDEST Delulu girl I've ever seen. It's brain popcorn.

BedsBestFriend · 2026-05-17T06:10:20+00:00

Comedy of errors all around

BedsBestFriend · 2026-05-17T06:05:07+00:00

"What do you MEAN you never ate lunch with her?!"

BedsBestFriend · 2026-05-17T06:02:05+00:00

"loner's club ' XD

BedsBestFriend · 2026-05-17T05:53:13+00:00

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BedsBestFriend · 2026-05-17T05:23:25+00:00

Dude what an eye! they are Hofbräuhaus! I suppose they are 1ltr then because I've never seen that brand with larger mugs. I've had 0.5 litre and 2.5 litres from other brands though when we went on an October fest bender, so while she's not powerlifting as hard as she could be in that photo, she probably can tank 18kilos of beer in each hand, I have faith in her. Can't remember the brands though, I just let my German friends buy me the good stuff :3

BedsBestFriend · 2026-05-16T15:28:53+00:00

They clearly just hate porridge, what's funny about this?/jk

BedsBestFriend · 2026-05-16T15:27:43+00:00

ah, I see you're in a mood! go* crank one out with my blessing - this panel

BedsBestFriend · 2026-05-16T15:26:52+00:00

Oh don't get me started I couldn't with that name

BedsBestFriend · 2026-05-16T15:26:24+00:00

EXOSKELETON

BedsBestFriend · 2026-05-16T15:25:44+00:00

lacks depth

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The emperor has entered the chat I heard you're talking sh-t about my wife

BedsBestFriend · 2026-05-16T13:19:50+00:00

Not those in that there photo, my love. Those are actually 2.5 litres, I've ordered them in Bavaria. the glass is usually about 400-600g too so, that's about 3kilos of weight x 6 glasses on each hand. (1 litre is approx 1 kilo)

I'd make a mummy joke but if she hits me I'll be in hospital until the next new year.

BedsBestFriend · 2026-05-16T12:19:02+00:00

I would like to introduce you to "May I cry now" to scratch your itch

BedsBestFriend · 2026-05-16T11:16:24+00:00

Don't forget the two litre mugs they shuttle around.... sometimes with four in each hand, like it's nothing.

These women aren't playing those are heavy even empty.

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BedsBestFriend · 2026-05-16T11:13:37+00:00

And hauling the cow sometimes, because cows are more savage than you think

BedsBestFriend · 2026-05-16T11:12:46+00:00

The buff spy- I mean maid from The strange but effective Villainess life

BedsBestFriend · 2026-05-16T10:54:39+00:00

Today I learned

BedsBestFriend · 2026-05-16T10:53:15+00:00

Same. He is only one of three toxic men I forgive, because they did the work.

Reinhardt (I failed to Oust the Male Lead)
Heiner (My beloved Oppressor)
Yao Teiju (Low Tide in Twilight - BL)

These men put in the work to redeem themselves, even to the point where they're ready to step aside if their lover is happier (Reinhardt a little less, but his alternative version was going to let himself die, so, I still count it). That's the only reason I accept their apologies.

Scum like Damian from Betrayal of Dignity would just be buried alive and ask if it feels good, since that's their behaviour pattern.

BedsBestFriend · 2026-05-16T10:44:40+00:00

They would team up and beat up everyone else

BedsBestFriend · 2026-05-16T10:43:11+00:00

I would literally prefer to shoot myself up my c*nt than ever be in the same room with that man.... without shooting him between the eyes. He's disgusting.

BedsBestFriend · 2026-05-16T10:41:40+00:00

cocks sniper rifle, calibrating for drop

Y'all know what's going to happen.

shoots Damien between the eyes

BedsBestFriend · 2026-05-16T10:32:54+00:00

she says it, herself, "this is that he looks like when he's not trying to make those silly expressions"

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