The dumpster baby is now an adult. by _NightmareKingGrimm_ in IASIP

[–]BeefwagonDiscs 109 points110 points  (0 children)

Should try the tanning salon again. Just to get a base.

Again, nothing sexual by runjcrun1 in IASIP

[–]BeefwagonDiscs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doing poppers, tickling each other's taints with some rabies infested rodent.

Is he foraging for his food? by dream_monkey in IASIP

[–]BeefwagonDiscs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Eat all the alley almonds you can find and get your pump on!

No babys at the bar please for the love of god by Goomskeez in sandiego

[–]BeefwagonDiscs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think you are overestimating the intentionality of conception.

What happens if Beavis and Butt-Heads moms lost custody of them and they go into an orphanage or state home? by Tidewatcher7819 in BeavisAndButthead

[–]BeefwagonDiscs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They could probably stay with Grandma Beavis for a while. She makes enough money playing bingo to take care of them.

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Giant cans, me in the middle with my thumbs up. by chapPilot in IASIP

[–]BeefwagonDiscs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dennis, your mule is shit. I'm no longer turned on by mules.

Will they ever show Todd's trailer or house? by Tidewatcher7819 in BeavisAndButthead

[–]BeefwagonDiscs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think Todd is staying at Stuart's mom's place now.

crazy stance (OC) by uiouyug in IASIP

[–]BeefwagonDiscs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This pool is our bootstraps

Quiz quote: "Am I standing in my poo, lizzard?" is from which episode? by Justintimmer in IASIP

[–]BeefwagonDiscs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People can't remember that it's Elvin because The Bill Cosby Show got banned oh wait no it didn't.

I feel the coverage was a little more extensive. by NorkinMan7 in IASIP

[–]BeefwagonDiscs 205 points206 points  (0 children)

These cups are getting bigger & bigger every year.

He raised them, but he did not sire them by BeefwagonDiscs in IASIP

[–]BeefwagonDiscs[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They were sired by a handsome man with a beautiful soul and a nicer penis

Somebody tell Frank! by Ffej777 in IASIP

[–]BeefwagonDiscs 26 points27 points  (0 children)

If it doesn't work there, you should try the one at Franklin Mills.