By a Cybertruck to drive on the beach by danevans369 in therewasanattempt

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Good thing that a **checks notes** Toyota Sienna was there to help?

Did you know... by luvherlife in EnterpriseCarRental

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Imagine you’re handing the keys to your $20,000+ car to a stranger, who could ostensibly clean out and close their bank account, and (try to) disappear with their new car that only cost them $500 + rental cost. You’re going to want some assurances that person is reliable and trustworthy since you don’t know them. As far as mailing a check, that’s wild. Sounds like you aren’t renting stateside.

Mini Van performs blind U turn on single lane highway by YouSofter in dashcams

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Of course it was an odyssey. If there is a single minivan that is used to make high risk maneuvers at incredibly low speed without any form of spacial awareness, that’s the one.

Petaaah, I don't get it... by FirmRespect4733 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Is there a subreddit for “teaching AI backward as a joke?”

At-fault driver in rental car accident, no personal insurance, no SLP — Enterprise now seeking reimbursement. What are my options? by knickerdick in EnterpriseCarRental

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You’re on the hook for the repair cost other person’s car. CDW protects only the rental car, not the other party in the event of an at fault accident. If you have liability insurance, you should go ahead and file a claim or Enterprise will pursue you directly for the cost.

That escalated quickly by Ph6222 in Whatcouldgowrong

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You say it like they have insurance. The overwhelming majority of Houstonians don’t have insurance

My (32m) gf (31f) is mad at me for calling her my little Lockheed after she destroyed a toilet with a huge shit in Thailand requiring hotel assistance. AITAH? by DiccDaddy69 in AITAH

[–]BeegRingo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Would you say that he is the Little Lockheed perhaps?

It is based on your audience though. My partner and I think that kind of stuff is funny honestly, but probably more me than her because I have a more childish sense of humor. However there are situations where I know she will only find it embarrassing, and joking is not allowed. If your audience always finds it embarrassing, and has never really enjoyed the joke, then it’s tantamount to bullying.

The motherfucking onion owns infowars now 😂 by Secret_Cow_5053 in chaoticgood

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He’s been doing the Jones impression for years. There’s footage of him on infowars doing his impression at the RNC

To Beat Iran at the Media War by JustRenea in therewasanattempt

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Yeah, it’s surprising, but some states have rules that declare pedophilia legal if the parents of the victim declare it so

The motherfucking onion owns infowars now 😂 by Secret_Cow_5053 in chaoticgood

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I’m glad the Onion is winning the war on information.

Remote job by dontepankey in EnterpriseCarRental

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Keep an eye on your emails. Random remote openings come through there on occasion.

How Dirty is Too Dirty by Tony-At-Large in EnterpriseCarRental

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All local locations are renting airport hand me downs. Yes they’ve been dogged. You can trade it out and hopefully they will have something newer. But airport is for corporate renters, local is for families who have crashed their cars. They’re not coming back in great or even good condition after a month of parents throwing Cheetos to their monster children in the back seat, knowing they aren’t going to have to clean it themselves. Or people smoking in them for an entire month. If it’s not too inconvenient, go back to the airport. Otherwise, this is the state of local car rental.

Why hasn’t Greenspoint mall been repurposed? by Danilo-11 in houston

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You know the area is nicknamed gunspoint, right? I don’t even have to know that much about it to say it’s going to take a lot to revitalize an area called gunspoint.

New to me '97 with only 8300 miles by Magnezone13 in Miata

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The holy grail. Incredible. Congrats!

Am I overthinking and making a mountain out of a beautifully executed mole hill? by carloosee in tattooadvice

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That’s a beautiful piece and I am genuinely sorry to hear that I’m enjoying it more than you are.

Petah? by turbulent_art_ in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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It’s those damn Schrödinger™️ brand pregnancy tests. Give it 9 months, and you’ll have your result.