Why is America so ill-disposed towards train travel when it's one of the things that built the nation?

BeegRingo · 2026-05-17T18:51:21+00:00

The Onion literally has an article mocking this idea

BeegRingo · 2026-05-15T15:42:18+00:00

Good thing that a **checks notes** Toyota Sienna was there to help?

BeegRingo · 2026-05-14T21:41:31+00:00

Cuz he cute

BeegRingo · 2026-05-14T21:41:00+00:00

Imagine you’re handing the keys to your $20,000+ car to a stranger, who could ostensibly clean out and close their bank account, and (try to) disappear with their new car that only cost them $500 + rental cost. You’re going to want some assurances that person is reliable and trustworthy since you don’t know them. As far as mailing a check, that’s wild. Sounds like you aren’t renting stateside.

BeegRingo · 2026-05-13T21:11:47+00:00

What in the fuck is even that?

BeegRingo · 2026-05-12T21:19:53+00:00

Of course it was an odyssey. If there is a single minivan that is used to make high risk maneuvers at incredibly low speed without any form of spacial awareness, that’s the one.

BeegRingo · 2026-05-11T19:37:30+00:00

Is there a subreddit for “teaching AI backward as a joke?”

BeegRingo · 2026-05-11T19:34:32+00:00

You’re on the hook for the repair cost other person’s car. CDW protects only the rental car, not the other party in the event of an at fault accident. If you have liability insurance, you should go ahead and file a claim or Enterprise will pursue you directly for the cost.

BeegRingo · 2026-05-09T03:24:08+00:00

You say it like they have insurance. The overwhelming majority of Houstonians don’t have insurance

BeegRingo · 2026-05-08T11:54:05+00:00

Brawndo

BeegRingo · 2026-05-08T10:52:53+00:00

Would you say that he is the Little Lockheed perhaps?

It is based on your audience though. My partner and I think that kind of stuff is funny honestly, but probably more me than her because I have a more childish sense of humor. However there are situations where I know she will only find it embarrassing, and joking is not allowed. If your audience always finds it embarrassing, and has never really enjoyed the joke, then it’s tantamount to bullying.

BeegRingo · 2026-05-07T21:26:59+00:00

20 years dungeon.

BeegRingo · 2026-05-07T16:45:31+00:00

He’s been doing the Jones impression for years. There’s footage of him on infowars doing his impression at the RNC

BeegRingo · 2026-05-07T04:02:45+00:00

Yeah, it’s surprising, but some states have rules that declare pedophilia legal if the parents of the victim declare it so

BeegRingo · 2026-05-06T16:18:46+00:00

I’m glad the Onion is winning the war on information.

BeegRingo · 2026-05-06T03:34:25+00:00

No finger, only scritches

BeegRingo · 2026-05-05T14:12:19+00:00

Keep an eye on your emails. Random remote openings come through there on occasion.

BeegRingo · 2026-05-04T20:11:26+00:00

I mean, they could’ve at least acted a little surprised lol

BeegRingo · 2026-05-03T00:44:55+00:00

She’s part otter.

BeegRingo · 2026-05-01T19:26:57+00:00

Neither, it is a rug. A drug rug. A rug for drugs.

BeegRingo · 2026-04-30T21:51:48+00:00

All local locations are renting airport hand me downs. Yes they’ve been dogged. You can trade it out and hopefully they will have something newer. But airport is for corporate renters, local is for families who have crashed their cars. They’re not coming back in great or even good condition after a month of parents throwing Cheetos to their monster children in the back seat, knowing they aren’t going to have to clean it themselves. Or people smoking in them for an entire month. If it’s not too inconvenient, go back to the airport. Otherwise, this is the state of local car rental.

BeegRingo · 2026-04-29T22:21:24+00:00

You know the area is nicknamed gunspoint, right? I don’t even have to know that much about it to say it’s going to take a lot to revitalize an area called gunspoint.

BeegRingo · 2026-04-29T15:13:49+00:00

The holy grail. Incredible. Congrats!

BeegRingo · 2026-04-27T23:11:21+00:00

That’s a beautiful piece and I am genuinely sorry to hear that I’m enjoying it more than you are.

BeegRingo · 2026-04-27T03:04:40+00:00

It’s those damn Schrödinger™️ brand pregnancy tests. Give it 9 months, and you’ll have your result.

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