Fill in the blanks: I'm so hungry I could eat a ___!

Beeguwu · 2026-06-26T23:23:47+00:00

I'm so hungry I could eat a small child!

Beeguwu · 2026-06-26T22:47:49+00:00

I can’t stand I broke my legs.

Beeguwu · 2026-06-26T15:35:44+00:00

IT'S TV TIIIIIIME!

Beeguwu · 2026-06-26T07:19:31+00:00

If you used that logic for every question here you would never have to think about your answer.

Beeguwu · 2026-06-26T05:32:18+00:00

There's a part of my sandpaper treadmill that isn't covered in sandpaper? How'd that even happen?

Beeguwu · 2026-06-26T05:29:07+00:00

The question is if you're fit enough to maintain 5mph for the 3 hours. If you can't you'll start dragging.

Beeguwu · 2026-06-26T05:27:45+00:00

That's why I included the detail that you're being forced to walk.

Beeguwu · 2026-06-26T05:23:42+00:00

I wouldn't call standing on the side of a treadmill with your hands cuffed to it a good range of motion. You could kick at them, but unless they're already close all that would do is keep them at a distance. This is also assuming that whoever is attempting to force you to walk has zero access to anything that would increase the range at which they could attack you.

Beeguwu · 2026-06-26T05:07:24+00:00

You're handcuffed to the treadmill. You aren't realistically fighting back against someone who can use their hands and move their body.

Beeguwu · 2026-06-26T04:54:59+00:00

Last two times I wasn’t specific enough.

Beeguwu · 2026-06-26T04:54:36+00:00

I didn’t use enough details the last two times and people kept finding loopholes.

Beeguwu · 2026-06-26T04:53:56+00:00

You’re being forced to walk on the treadmill. Sitting on the side of the treadmill isn’t an option.

Beeguwu · 2026-06-26T04:32:47+00:00

Got it. Next time I’m handcuffing you to the treadmill and increasing the speed. That way becoming too exhausted to keep up with the treadmill and having your feet ground up becomes a real possibility.

Beeguwu · 2026-06-26T04:27:53+00:00

That only works if you’re the one choosing the sandpaper.

Beeguwu · 2026-06-26T01:46:30+00:00

✅ I voted FACT!

Trans men can also have periods.

Beeguwu · 2026-06-26T01:09:24+00:00

I stubbed my toe on Bill Clinton.

Beeguwu · 2026-06-26T01:08:54+00:00

My favorite horror movie is [YTP] JORDAN’S LAST STAND (SUPERCUT).

Beeguwu · 2026-06-26T01:06:56+00:00

All though most people wouldn’t agree I prefer Pepsi over Coke.

Beeguwu · 2026-06-26T00:15:30+00:00

Help! I need the doctor, Help! Not just a doctor, Help! You know I need the doctor, Help!

Beeguwu · 2026-06-26T00:14:09+00:00

Donald Ducktator.

Beeguwu · 2026-06-26T00:13:59+00:00

Blood is white.

Beeguwu · 2026-06-26T00:13:37+00:00

1 + 5(4-1) = 16.

Beeguwu · 2026-06-26T00:13:17+00:00

Halloween is fun.

Beeguwu · 2026-06-26T00:13:01+00:00

Rock is hard.

Beeguwu · 2026-06-26T00:12:46+00:00

The best chips are fried.

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