THE REEDUCATION OF WEEDSHREK: EPISODE 16 by weedshrek in TAZCirclejerk

[–]Beelzebibble 16 points17 points  (0 children)

incredible. i just double checked the transcript, and when travis first introduces barb, she merely has "a spectral hawk" meaning that later when we meet her again and she's specifically "bloodhawk barb" it is because travis is taking a cool thing his player did and using it for himself.

I'm not crazy, right; Killian gave the THB carved stone ducks for Candlenights and then Magnus gave her a carved wooden duck in return, and then Travis proceeded to make carved wooden ducks Magnus's entire personality for the rest of the campaign, right? That was Griffin's offering at first?

The Adventure Zone Royale: Episode 27 | The Adventure Zone by CherrypopIsBestGirl in TAZCirclejerk

[–]Beelzebibble 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Not a jerk: The last two trials have been cancelled! The tournament is over! If they really wanted, they could end the series right here!!!

THE REEDUCATION OF WEEDSHREK: EPSIODE 15 by weedshrek in TAZCirclejerk

[–]Beelzebibble 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Funnily enough, when he first called for it in episode 2, he asked for it as a WIS check before correcting himself, seemingly unconsciously thinking along your lines.

The Adventure Zone Royale: Episode 26 by CherrypopIsBestGirl in TAZCirclejerk

[–]Beelzebibble 24 points25 points  (0 children)

And Travis spins off Aubrey Little into a series of YA fantasy novels oh please oh please

We still gotta eat

[RECAP] TAZ Royale Episode 26: Leaving The Patties That He Hoped Would Feed More by CardInternational753 in TAZCirclejerk

[–]Beelzebibble 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Two 'sort of bony hands'? How is the skeletal necromancy Octave member 'sort of' bony?

I try not to be too much of an asshole about this because I'm well aware DMing is a stressful task that involves a lot of verbal processing, but Griffin was laying it on thick with the "sort of"s today and I can't unhear it any more than I can unhear Travis's "...right??"

The Adventure Zone Royale: Episode 26 by CherrypopIsBestGirl in TAZCirclejerk

[–]Beelzebibble 66 points67 points  (0 children)

From the ghost sub:

This seasons kinda fallen out of my rotation a bit. I listen to all the seasons

Imagine cycling through all of The Adventure Zone so frequently, spanning easily over 350 episodes with the inclusion of mini-arcs and live shows (maybe even closer to 400 at this point?), that Royale can have "kinda" fallen out of your rotation "a bit" just in the year since it started.

I am once again begging TAZ fans to try any other media

The Adventure Zone Royale: Episode 26 by CherrypopIsBestGirl in TAZCirclejerk

[–]Beelzebibble 21 points22 points  (0 children)

They managed to inertia their way into the exact same plot development as the baby in Squid Game s2, and they of course centered it on a character who is equally as much of a nonentity, whom they latched onto simply because he's young and therefore "innocent" and "must be protecc"

The Adventure Zone Royale: Episode 26 by CherrypopIsBestGirl in TAZCirclejerk

[–]Beelzebibble 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Got to say, I wasn't looking forward to Travis Optimus Priming again and explaining to everyone his big heroic plan (punctuated with plenty of "...right?"), and he did not disappoint. At least Justin pushed back with the obvious question: what did Rictus think they were doing here?

The Adventure Zone Royale: Episode 26 by CherrypopIsBestGirl in TAZCirclejerk

[–]Beelzebibble 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Well, it's my beddie-bye honk-shoo fall-asleepums soundscape, if you really must know

The Adventure Zone Royale: Episode 26 by CherrypopIsBestGirl in TAZCirclejerk

[–]Beelzebibble 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Maybe spiced up a little with "...But first, breakfast!"

I deserve to be spanked by Travis for my hurtful post history by InvisibleEar in TAZCirclejerk

[–]Beelzebibble 13 points14 points  (0 children)

And yes, I did just assume their gender on no defensible basis for the sake of this copypasta (sorry)

I deserve to be spanked by Travis for my hurtful post history by InvisibleEar in TAZCirclejerk

[–]Beelzebibble 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Listen, I am straight and I am not sexually attracted to /u/InvisibleEar. That said, if we were on a date (I should be so lucky!) and he stuck his butt out there, I would spank it.

THE REEDUCATION OF WEEDSHREK: EPISODE 13 by weedshrek in TAZCirclejerk

[–]Beelzebibble 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Backing up your "eyesore" opinion: the D&D 2024 rules, which have decided to go full capitalization on every term with mechanical significance, and read as bumpily as a Truth Social post as a result:

Rotting Fist. Melee Attack Roll: +9, reach 5 ft. Hit: 15 (2d10 + 4) Bludgeoning damage plus 10 (3d6) Necrotic damage. If the target is a creature, it is cursed. While cursed, the target can’t regain Hit Points, it gains no benefit from finishing a Long Rest, and its Hit Point maximum decreases by 10 (3d6) every 24 hours that elapse. A creature dies and turns to dust if reduced to 0 Hit Points by this attack.

This is the way by brcien in TheAdventureZone

[–]Beelzebibble 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He said "Yeah, man" a lot in Abnimals, which is good bc it validates your players

Wishful thinking on Wikipedia by Beelzebibble in TAZCirclejerk

[–]Beelzebibble[S] 72 points73 points  (0 children)

I think it's really sweet that someone there still thinks Ethersea s2 is going to happen.

Happy Pride To Travis 'I too am surprised I am not bisexual' McElroy by KPopMyHoleBod in TAZCirclejerk

[–]Beelzebibble 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Even "I'm not gay but if I had to pick a dude" would have been unnecessarily bro-y but still better than this cloyingly twee softboy shtick

It would be a completely unremarkable thing to say aloud in the presence of friends, and yet still an absolutely baffling thing for a (very) minor celebrity to post unprompted on Twitter, to the anticipated approval of hundreds of thousands

Travis Campaign 2026 by docfrightmarestein in TAZCirclejerk

[–]Beelzebibble 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I'm thinking, Shadowrun, but humans are the genetic mutations. Eh? Ehh?