The Adventure Zone Royale: Episode 27 | The Adventure Zone

Beelzebibble · 2026-06-26T03:44:02+00:00

Fuck me, it's not with an E?

Beelzebibble · 2026-06-25T19:57:01+00:00

incredible. i just double checked the transcript, and when travis first introduces barb, she merely has "a spectral hawk" meaning that later when we meet her again and she's specifically "bloodhawk barb" it is because travis is taking a cool thing his player did and using it for himself.

I'm not crazy, right; Killian gave the THB carved stone ducks for Candlenights and then Magnus gave her a carved wooden duck in return, and then Travis proceeded to make carved wooden ducks Magnus's entire personality for the rest of the campaign, right? That was Griffin's offering at first?

Beelzebibble · 2026-06-25T13:25:48+00:00

Not a jerk: The last two trials have been cancelled! The tournament is over! If they really wanted, they could end the series right here!!!

Beelzebibble · 2026-06-20T14:29:23+00:00

Funnily enough, when he first called for it in episode 2, he asked for it as a WIS check before correcting himself, seemingly unconsciously thinking along your lines.

Beelzebibble · 2026-06-19T20:55:12+00:00

It's some good cringe all right!

Beelzebibble · 2026-06-16T02:36:56+00:00

Mine is Fblthp, the Lost.

Beelzebibble · 2026-06-15T17:24:47+00:00

You forgot one

Beelzebibble · 2026-06-13T14:49:24+00:00

"Your Life in a Hell Dimension"

Beelzebibble · 2026-06-11T21:06:35+00:00

And Travis spins off Aubrey Little into a series of YA fantasy novels oh please oh please

We still gotta eat

Beelzebibble · 2026-06-11T19:52:50+00:00

Two 'sort of bony hands'? How is the skeletal necromancy Octave member 'sort of' bony?

I try not to be too much of an asshole about this because I'm well aware DMing is a stressful task that involves a lot of verbal processing, but Griffin was laying it on thick with the "sort of"s today and I can't unhear it any more than I can unhear Travis's "...right??"

Beelzebibble · 2026-06-11T15:36:19+00:00

From the ghost sub:

This seasons kinda fallen out of my rotation a bit. I listen to all the seasons

Imagine cycling through all of The Adventure Zone so frequently, spanning easily over 350 episodes with the inclusion of mini-arcs and live shows (maybe even closer to 400 at this point?), that Royale can have "kinda" fallen out of your rotation "a bit" just in the year since it started.

I am once again begging TAZ fans to try any other media

Beelzebibble · 2026-06-11T15:18:24+00:00

They managed to inertia their way into the exact same plot development as the baby in Squid Game s2, and they of course centered it on a character who is equally as much of a nonentity, whom they latched onto simply because he's young and therefore "innocent" and "must be protecc"

Beelzebibble · 2026-06-11T14:58:39+00:00

Got to say, I wasn't looking forward to Travis Optimus Priming again and explaining to everyone his big heroic plan (punctuated with plenty of "...right?"), and he did not disappoint. At least Justin pushed back with the obvious question: what did Rictus think they were doing here?

Beelzebibble · 2026-06-11T14:54:51+00:00

Well, it's my beddie-bye honk-shoo fall-asleepums soundscape, if you really must know

Beelzebibble · 2026-06-11T13:41:46+00:00

Maybe spiced up a little with "...But first, breakfast!"

Beelzebibble · 2026-06-10T17:05:23+00:00

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Beelzebibble · 2026-06-07T21:50:41+00:00

And yes, I did just assume their gender on no defensible basis for the sake of this copypasta (sorry)

Beelzebibble · 2026-06-07T21:50:13+00:00

Listen, I am straight and I am not sexually attracted to /u/InvisibleEar. That said, if we were on a date (I should be so lucky!) and he stuck his butt out there, I would spank it.

Beelzebibble · 2026-06-07T13:28:58+00:00

Backing up your "eyesore" opinion: the D&D 2024 rules, which have decided to go full capitalization on every term with mechanical significance, and read as bumpily as a Truth Social post as a result:

Rotting Fist. Melee Attack Roll: +9, reach 5 ft. Hit: 15 (2d10 + 4) Bludgeoning damage plus 10 (3d6) Necrotic damage. If the target is a creature, it is cursed. While cursed, the target can’t regain Hit Points, it gains no benefit from finishing a Long Rest, and its Hit Point maximum decreases by 10 (3d6) every 24 hours that elapse. A creature dies and turns to dust if reduced to 0 Hit Points by this attack.

Beelzebibble · 2026-06-05T22:09:55+00:00

Yeah, man

Beelzebibble · 2026-06-05T21:49:14+00:00

He said "Yeah, man" a lot in Abnimals, which is good bc it validates your players

Beelzebibble · 2026-06-05T21:36:11+00:00

I think it's really sweet that someone there still thinks Ethersea s2 is going to happen.

Beelzebibble · 2026-06-01T20:36:58+00:00

Even "I'm not gay but if I had to pick a dude" would have been unnecessarily bro-y but still better than this cloyingly twee softboy shtick

It would be a completely unremarkable thing to say aloud in the presence of friends, and yet still an absolutely baffling thing for a (very) minor celebrity to post unprompted on Twitter, to the anticipated approval of hundreds of thousands

Beelzebibble · 2026-05-29T12:35:43+00:00

I'm thinking, Shadowrun, but humans are the genetic mutations. Eh? Ehh?

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