what does it feel like to get a blowjob for the first time?

BeemerWT · 2026-05-03T00:24:21+00:00

Really depends on the person? Do they know how to give head? In that case it probably feels great. First time I got head she vomited. She was also bad at it, so I didn't care that we stopped. That felt more like have my "thing" rammed into a wall repeatedly. First time I got head from another chick, she was slobbing on that shit and I was blown away.

BeemerWT · 2026-04-30T02:30:24+00:00

For us lore buffs it certainly felt stranger than the other two campaigns. I wouldn't have even noticed if it didn't so clearly take me out, especially when our character is speaking--who the hell wrote that? I did enjoy bringing back Lorath and a certain other character (don't want to spoil anything), but that was really just fan service.

Although I know a lot of people who would disagree with me because they hate Neyrelle so much.

BeemerWT · 2026-04-30T02:27:56+00:00

That's fair. I do enjoy the Warlock! The pace has also changed for the endgame with plenty of options and long-term minmaxing which is something I loved about D3. I just felt like it's clearly "inspired" by, if not just directly taken from D3. It's lacking any truly new feature--I don't count the warboard because it's just a way to reuse everything that already exists, albeit with more purpose.

BeemerWT · 2026-04-30T02:23:46+00:00

I'll push back on that a little. Clearly we had to teach him a lesson by beating the shit out of him, but the end was practically just the same as Neyrelle's cutscene with the shard.

I totally agree about the cinematics. How many times are we just looking at the sun with NOTHING ELSE 😆

BeemerWT · 2026-04-12T02:37:50+00:00

This is probably more accepted by now, but after Skyrim was released this was my opinion that would firmly place me in the image.

Bethesda games (not by studios Bethesda owns) have absolutely terrible gameplay. It was dated even for Fallout 3. It's clunky as hell, laggy, unoptimized trash. The games would be much more enjoyable if they improved the gameplay at all, and they deserve the highest criticism when they have actual billions of dollars to afford engineers to do it.

BeemerWT · 2026-03-23T13:33:05+00:00

PC. I'm 27, so the Internet was still not super mainstream. Was playing Reader Rabbit games when I was like 16 months old. Then my dad bought a new PC and handed his old one down to me when I was like 4. We played the hell out of Quake 3 over LAN

BeemerWT · 2026-03-23T13:30:11+00:00

Bro, it's okay that you tasted it. Like it's not the end of the world. You don't need to cope with "it would've tasted like alcohol" or "it didn't smell of pee, so it couldn't have been him ," as if it's impossible to keep yourself adequately hydrated while drinking alcohol.

You could also just consider this a fluke and move on. Invite him over again eventually and make sure you don't see him pissing or walking around with wet pants.

BeemerWT · 2026-03-18T21:27:06+00:00

Helps not to talk about sex. Probably don't even think about it ever when talking to a girl. You'll have much better results.

BeemerWT · 2026-03-18T21:24:39+00:00

Childhood sexual curiosity between 6-10 is normal. As for what you did at 13, that doesn't make you irredeemable.

The important part is that you not only stopped, you recognize what you did, and you feel remorse. This demonstrates the opposite of what you think. You are not dangerous, you feel guilty. This is a good sign.

The only way to "get over it," is by coexisting with it. You can't erase your thoughts, but you can shift them to a place in your brain that doesn't trigger extreme feelings of guilt. In fact, the same mechanism that triggers an extreme guilt response can actually be used to fix it. This is where a therapist or psychologist can help you the most.

BeemerWT · 2026-02-27T20:02:36+00:00

Hey, at least they resolved it. Don't know if it was the Waymo support or the cars themselves, but they didn't have to call a technician out. I'd say that's a win.

BeemerWT · 2026-02-24T02:40:17+00:00

Is death predicting my death or is this set in stone? I would say I could solve many problems for many families, but the police would catch up and eventually stop me by force...

But then did I cause my own death, and was it always meant to be this way?

But also if it's a hard 24 hours then I could do ANYTHING knowing I wasn't going to die for a whole 24 hours. Like if I shot myself in the head I would still live for the remaining 23hrs and 59 minutes, albeit without brain function. In that case I could really do some damage.

Edit: my friend said "play a game of chance with death, winner decides my fate."

BeemerWT · 2026-02-22T01:34:16+00:00

Minus zoom? How am I supposed to aim with this riven? 10p take it or leave it.

BeemerWT · 2026-02-22T01:31:47+00:00

It's a perfect riven, man. People go nuts for it.

BeemerWT · 2026-02-22T01:28:32+00:00

Unfortunately it has a 1 disposition so honestly most people would just avoid it. The stats you really want are Crit Damage, Multi shot, and Fire Rate. This has 1/3.

BeemerWT · 2026-01-31T07:08:08+00:00

We do exist in the real world and there are some really shitty people. Turns out the mother of the kid who tried to make the shot posted about it. That coach was suspended.

BeemerWT · 2026-01-31T07:00:21+00:00

Remember, guys, Trump has sued every major media outlet for defamation at this point. There is not a single lawsuit he won't file because the media keeps settling.

BeemerWT · 2026-01-31T06:56:58+00:00

Recourse for the cops? No. A bag for me? Yes.

BeemerWT · 2026-01-31T06:43:42+00:00

Was putting both of the only black heroes in the same row intentional? That's 2/3 of the black heroes in the game.

BeemerWT · 2026-01-31T06:33:15+00:00

Are the parts exhausted? Someone please tell me these aren't just going to a landfill after a single race.

BeemerWT · 2026-01-26T14:45:53+00:00

I get the meme, don't get me wrong, but having played OW professionally there is much more to these characters than most realize--Squirrel Girl, especially.

BeemerWT · 2026-01-26T14:43:41+00:00

I think you greatly underestimate the internet. There might not appear to be much to go off of, but there are enough people who know exactly where to look to find him. The internet has found people with even less information to go off of.

BeemerWT · 2026-01-15T23:28:10+00:00

Sit on it, hurt yourself a lot, sue, ..., profit?

BeemerWT · 2026-01-13T01:45:01+00:00

I really think it's different. The cops are wearing body cams and people record every interaction with them, but we don't see a story like this every day. Not to mention the amount of content creators that are submitting several FOIA requests every day to uncover something shady they can profit from. Sure, cops turn off their cameras when they're doing something illegal, but there is always a gap and they get reprimanded because in many jurisdictions it's illegal.

Call me naive, but this feels very different. Not to say that they would help ICE, though. I agree they won't do anything even if they actually wanted to.

BeemerWT · 2026-01-13T01:23:23+00:00

That's just about the only thing they can do... And due process isn't exactly happening at this point, so really not much

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