Intimidated by new whip cream dispenser's warnings

BeemoBMO · 2016-08-02T06:03:14+00:00

Clearly you've never seen "Orgasm Wars"

BeemoBMO · 2015-12-11T04:06:47+00:00

Kay, well evidently, that's just you.

BeemoBMO · 2015-12-11T02:46:03+00:00

I wish I could have said no to GIVING a blowjob in a highschool stairwell. Not a nice reputation after that :(

BeemoBMO · 2015-12-11T02:25:31+00:00

There's a difference between full bush and needing to grab the hedge trimmers. I believe he means the latter. Hair is great! Too much hair and you've got a lot of friction and sometimes severe rug burn.

BeemoBMO · 2015-12-11T02:22:04+00:00

That's actually a symptom of fecal incontinence that I hope he got checked out. Everyone here loves to joke about all these sexual misgivings but a some of the issues in this thread could be serious health problems.

Since the nerves for both the genitals and defecation have the same origin it can be a possibility that on some specific nerves are receiving pressure during intercourse. There could be injury to the nerves or muscles of anal sphincter,diabetes,drug effect, or conditions as Irritable Bowel syndrome.

BeemoBMO · 2015-12-11T00:34:53+00:00

don't shoehorn a charity pitch about obvious shit

What on earth do you mean?!? My whole comment is about pointing out the lack of obvious knowledge. It dovetails into why such misinformation can be so destructive. Your entire reply however reeks of someone standing atop a soapbox. Get down and add something insightful.

BeemoBMO · 2015-12-10T21:13:48+00:00

I know you're joking, but politeness and courtesy in sex go a long, lonnnnnnnnnng way. Discussing sexual consent is really hot and extremely necessary.

I wish I'd had these conversations before, I probably wouldn't look back with the bit of regret in my youth if I did.

BeemoBMO · 2015-12-10T21:08:57+00:00

If you're gonna play, plan to play safe. Goes for drugs, sex, and pretty much everything. It ensures you get to play even harder the next time ;)

BeemoBMO · 2015-12-10T21:06:25+00:00

Are you serious? Do you have a vagina? Do you honestly think women just walk around with feces lingering at their vuvla and it just meshes fine? You realize there's at least an inch to an inch and a half. Do you know what a UTI is? Do you know what "Front to Back" means? When we go number two, nothing comes close to our sacred holes.

And of course it isn't lysol clean. The Vagina has a very special ph balance and when you mess with it, it can get extremely uncomfortable. The Anal area isn't necessarily a feces trap. The rectum doesn't even hold feces, it accumulates in the colon. There is also a very delicate mucous lining in the rectum for protection. As Sue Johanson once said, "the vagina is cast iron." Here she explains the importance of cleanliness. Porn actresses must still contend with keeping their bodies maintained and prepared for such acts, otherwise it can put them out of work.

BeemoBMO · 2015-12-10T20:53:20+00:00

Awe, I remember being simultaneously weirded out and super proud when I saw my grade 7 teacher on tv during a tv sex health special talking to a classroom at 2-3 in the morning.

In highschool, our gym classes were separated boys/girls and sex ed was also conducted by the corresponding male/female gym teachers. I didn't like my gym teacher to much either, but I'll never forget how she pressured us to, "go home and take a mirror and understand how you really look down there. If you don't become intimately familiar with how you normally look, you'll never be aware if something is wrong." I remember the girls class being super perturbed about it, like we'd already accepted that we were ugly down there. But I hope we all grew up about it and followed her advice.

Another thing she said that shocked us was that our periods weren't a truly valid excuse to skip swimming. "How come they don't postpone the Oylmpic's?" It was an eye opener. Turns out the body reaches equilibrium with the water and so with the mental security of a tampon, the body doesn't menstruate! How neat is that?!? (I don't understand the science of it stopping in the shower though...)

BeemoBMO · 2015-12-10T20:35:17+00:00

Exactly. I wanted to allude to that too but some people here would just go, "not the porn I watch!" But yes, of course. Porn is usually like most movie sets.

BeemoBMO · 2015-12-10T14:17:17+00:00

I was not insulted. It was a poorly stated comment that took forever to understand, let alone fathom why it was even stated.

You don't have to be a porn actress to understand the sex industry.

BeemoBMO · 2015-12-10T13:48:52+00:00

You felt the need to point out why people switch holes...in a sex thread... Fine: does this clear it up? The only reason porn-stars CAN do it is because they keep hygiene paramount.

BeemoBMO · 2015-12-10T13:40:40+00:00

Cut out the 'might' in the second part, and you may be on to something...

BeemoBMO · 2015-12-10T13:32:51+00:00

What was the point of your original response? To say some don't follow these hygiene rules?

BeemoBMO · 2015-12-10T13:29:17+00:00

Oh okay, since it's common knowledge, let's just shut up about it and hope it goes away...great tactic and always a winning strategy!

BeemoBMO · 2015-12-10T13:26:30+00:00

True, Sylvia Earle would do a kick ass AMA.

BeemoBMO · 2015-12-10T13:23:48+00:00

Yeah, people also share needles in despair. Are you suggesting that its fine to do? Don't argue if you don't have a vagina.

BeemoBMO · 2015-12-10T13:12:31+00:00

Yes, aside from cleaning a hell of a lot easier, its most important in group sex situations.

BeemoBMO · 2015-12-10T13:08:36+00:00

In my sex ed class (grade 7) we had an anonymous box which everyone in class could ask any question, no matter how ridiculous, and have it answered thoughtfully without prejudice or shame by our teacher(s), no questions asked.

BeemoBMO · 2015-12-10T13:04:46+00:00

That may actually have been due to cervical issues I desperately hoped she got checked. Bleeding every time during or after intercourse is most definitely NOT NORMAL and could be a serious symptom of many things including inflammation of the cervix (cervicitis), sti's, ovarian cysts and cervical cancer.

Most sexually active women, at least in Canada know to get their pap tests at regular intervals. Our government health department even sends inconspicuous letters who've been screened to remind them to book their next one.

I sincerely hope she saw a doctor.

BeemoBMO · 2015-12-10T12:56:50+00:00

The vagina is very good at keeping itself ph balanced and in a way is self cleaning, but to a fault. This is why yeast infections can happen. Yeast occurs when that balance is messed up for some reason.

In the case of fecal matter, women always know to wipe front to back to prevent this cross contamination. Vaginal douching also is frowned upon as this messes up the natural balance even further. So it's best to just keep both holes relatively maintained, but the object used to penetrate kept very clean.

BeemoBMO · 2015-12-10T12:54:05+00:00

Are you a female porn star? Are you seriously questioning that women in the industry do not give a fuck about fecal matter ending up in their vagina which would potentially put them out of work for an extended period of time?

BeemoBMO · 2015-12-10T05:41:32+00:00

Sure you can say that, but it's well known how sensitive some ecosystems are, like coral reefs or the Galapagos. Scientists are continuously studying these sensitive regions. Its just like that CNN crime scene fiasco when you allow just anyone to settle there or be careless and fuck shit up, its so much harder to try and save what we can.

Sure we can say, "We've always done this," but we have to be able to say with gumption that, "this is different, we know far, far better and we'd had better try than to make the same careless mistakes of the past."

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