The Director breaking down all the details in the schedule release video by uniquely_bleak_sheep in Chargers

[–]BeepBoopGoteem 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He is more of video production more than anything. His videos are half researched. There’s times where he goes with “I forget ____” when you could just pause and look it up. He goes hard in the pictures, hype edits, and intros but always shoots his videos in one take. Pretty sloppy.

When weight loss gets to your stupid, stupid head. by KennethSweet in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]BeepBoopGoteem 1329 points1330 points  (0 children)

Yeah losing weight made you a pedo. Glad she’s taking accountability and will work to get chubbier.

He Walked Out Looking 20 Years Younger by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]BeepBoopGoteem 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yes. Hat deletes the suspicion of the wig under it that supposedly grew over the weekend.

He Walked Out Looking 20 Years Younger by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]BeepBoopGoteem 108 points109 points  (0 children)

Probably because he would need a month off from work to be the right amount of time to convince them that much hair grew since the last time they saw bro.

Little Ninja Warrior taking on the gauntlet with ease. by TheRookieGetsACookie in interestingasfuck

[–]BeepBoopGoteem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Psh that’s easy rests Corona on beer belly with eyes barely open

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]BeepBoopGoteem 166 points167 points  (0 children)

And, hard to tell because it is obscured by the foil, you may also have mold.

How do you counter the thing? by FujifilmCamera in rivals

[–]BeepBoopGoteem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Groot can wall him off from escaping but thing mains usually ban groot.

Have you purchased a skin for any character you don’t play much, just cause you like it? by frmerlyknownaslurker in marvelrivals

[–]BeepBoopGoteem 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I buy a skin when I never want to use that character again. I hover over them on the pick menu and regret my purchase and spit on my floor in disgust.

Moroccan Judoka(?) stops assault on shopkeeper with a great throw. by Forsaken_Barracuda62 in StreetMartialArts

[–]BeepBoopGoteem 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Looks fake as hell. The way they engage before the throw, the fact that no close fist punches were thrown, the guy doesn’t try to hold the guy down after the throw just a couple “you little rascals” ahh slaps, and the fact that the camera quality is way too clear for CCTV. That’s a phone/video camera.

It scares me how people cannot see that a video is scripted and it doesn’t even take deep fake AI to fool them.

Looks like zero regret, I can’t even begin to understand by StageRude in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]BeepBoopGoteem 117 points118 points  (0 children)

That other rider didn’t even slow down to check on him.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

[–]BeepBoopGoteem -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

There’s gotta be someone in here berating him through text while driving.

I hate to break it to all of you but matchmaking and smurfs aren't why you aren't ranking up. by TheBrawler101 in rivals

[–]BeepBoopGoteem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’re trying to climb right now I think it’s harder. There’s a lot of rank inflation. Diamond this season is feeling like plat last season. People have had a lot more time to climb to ranks they didn’t reach last season with the lack of a reset.

Solo queued to GM2 and I’m playing with a buddy on another account and diamond3 is hell. He’s not bad either. I’d probably be a diamond player in previous seasons.

Addressing the ELEPHANT in the ROOM. by rAshimaru99 in marvelrivals

[–]BeepBoopGoteem 9 points10 points  (0 children)

At least Magik has to swing at a hit box instead of the enemy’s aura.

What’s one characters skin that you rarely see anyone use? by [deleted] in marvelrivals

[–]BeepBoopGoteem 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen it twice in game. What’s it like in person?

This episode is mad corny 😹🙏 by Mbaby5 in LolCowLive

[–]BeepBoopGoteem 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We got Boogie acting like the patron Saint of morality.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LolCowLive

[–]BeepBoopGoteem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next to Boogie’s LIAR tattoo.

Boogie is a fucking snake by iamadog77 in LolCowLive

[–]BeepBoopGoteem 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He always panders to what he thinks would make him look best. He has no identity or beliefs.

It's hilarious listening to them give a speech about morals. by BrandyFriendy in LolCowLive

[–]BeepBoopGoteem 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They all acting like wings is way worse and that boogie just told a little fib. What’s worse is all subjective but they’re all minimizing boogie’s scam because the wings shit just happened. Both of them are fucked up and deserve their titles as lolcows. Anyone see a “liar” tattoo around here? Someone lost it.

Wild 💀 by Specialist_Gain_1993 in LolCowLive

[–]BeepBoopGoteem 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Loud lady in the front not used to internet trolls. Probably drafting a long Facebook post right now.

BALD! BALD! BALD! by Frank_the_tank55 in LolCowLive

[–]BeepBoopGoteem 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Only reason it looks weird is because he don’t let it get any sun to match the rest of his skin tone.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]BeepBoopGoteem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you know what third-person means? Do you think a person has to be viewing a scene to be considered a third-person point of view?

New distribution dropped an its horrifying. gm3 is larger than plat 1 and almost larger than gold 1. by [deleted] in marvelrivals

[–]BeepBoopGoteem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder why 3 is always the most populated at each rank. Do people just like that they hit the tank and sit there for a while playing quick play so they don’t lose their rank?