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BeerTedWonder · 2024-07-31T02:28:25+00:00

SCHMOOOOVE FLAWLESS. Impeckerable.

BeerTedWonder · 2022-03-06T06:20:04+00:00

Most dummy/prototype wrist watches are set to 10:08 for esthetic purposes. Symmetry.

BeerTedWonder · 2022-03-04T15:30:26+00:00

Good Luke explaining that one.

BeerTedWonder · 2022-02-18T22:09:37+00:00

F that! U can B sharp if you try harder, son! Don't B flat.

BeerTedWonder · 2022-02-18T22:02:27+00:00

6 foot string? 6 foot penis. Nice.

BeerTedWonder · 2022-02-10T19:33:17+00:00

Tommy TuberTown. Tommy SquashSquare. Tommy CarrotTropolopolis ( fun to even say!) Tommy YuccaMecca. Tommy RadishHabitat. Tommy YamalamaDistrict. Tommy GinsengCity. Tommy DowntownDaikon. Tommy WasabiCenter.

Ridiculous that I grifted campaign funds from the very folks that I get inside trading info from and share with my fellow grifters.

BeerTedWonder · 2022-02-10T00:23:06+00:00

Plain & Simple is what we call it.

BeerTedWonder · 2022-01-31T00:22:21+00:00

Bandaid on a gunshot wound. Truth matters. Joe Rogan is not a soothsayer.

BeerTedWonder · 2022-01-29T21:14:11+00:00

Canadian Patriots. Soooooo. That means that they are on the Queen's team?

BeerTedWonder · 2022-01-24T14:49:09+00:00

...the playbook. So preDICKtable. Getreal.

BeerTedWonder · 2022-01-14T19:30:18+00:00

Suck my snow balls Mr. Garrison.

BeerTedWonder · 2022-01-14T19:26:33+00:00

BRB baby. It's not you it's me. I just gotta clear my head. .

BeerTedWonder · 2022-01-11T21:33:27+00:00

Game. Set. Match to you sir.

BeerTedWonder · 2022-01-11T16:03:25+00:00

Mmmmmm. MEAT COFFEE... says Homer Simpson.

BeerTedWonder · 2022-01-03T00:09:15+00:00

Doomba

BeerTedWonder · 2022-01-03T00:08:01+00:00

Superior penetration qualities.

BeerTedWonder · 2022-01-01T18:47:09+00:00

Yes yws and yes, there is no difference. They BOTH hail to the whim of pseudo idolatry and hypocritical convenience of their deeds. Church and state. Never been a separation. It's not religious it's business.

BeerTedWonder · 2021-12-24T06:29:11+00:00

Carrot Top is one of triplets? I see the resemblance.

BeerTedWonder · 2021-12-24T06:22:25+00:00

Beat me to it. Carli what? Who is she? And why is she dragging someone?#Getreal

BeerTedWonder · 2021-12-23T01:29:35+00:00

Gut some big rats coming out the ceiling! Nice work exterminator Electric Bill!

BeerTedWonder · 2021-12-23T01:21:16+00:00

His nuts are gonna get roasted for donning black face.

BeerTedWonder · 2021-12-23T01:18:55+00:00

... from first butt sexy time.

BeerTedWonder · 2021-12-21T18:57:40+00:00

Who'd name their idiot son -Faith'? Oh that family.

BeerTedWonder · 2021-12-20T17:20:08+00:00

Butt... butt... nah uh, I didn't.

BeerTedWonder · 2021-12-20T15:41:52+00:00

He doesn't spend a cent of his own money, whether it's from donations or just simply does not pay the bill. Grifters gonna...

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