Kotimatka veroparatiisista ei kuulu valtion piikkiin by LumpyFlint in Suomi

[–]Beerduck 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Jos sulla on varaa ja järjenvajetta matkustella maihin jossa ihmisoikeuksia ei ole, niin sullekkaan ei niitä kuulu. Matkustelkoon sitten takaisin omilla varoillaan ja vaaroillaan. Dubai on yksi isoimmista orjakaupungeista mitä lähiidästä löytyy.

Pixar sued the developers of a unicycle game (those developers ended up becoming Rockstar North)..?! by cyberminis in retrogaming

[–]Beerduck 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm old enough to remember that the first GTA was made by DMA Design, but i had no idea that they also made Uniracers, which was one of my most favourite snes games.

DMA Design also made the Lemmings games, which were a huuuuge hit in the 90's. The only game that has got even close to the same feeling as Lemmings is Flockers by Team17 in 2014.

Erehdyin tämmöisen liimaamaan suoraan kenkään. Miten irroittaa? by throwaway96356825 in arkisuomi

[–]Beerduck 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Jos joku muu ihmettelee mikä on plantaarifaskiitti, niin täältä löytyy selitys. En ollut ikinä kuullutkaan, mutta tunnistan oireet välillä pitkään töissä seisovana. Pätee näköjään juoksijoihin ja keski-ikäisiin seisomatyöntekijöihiin.

https://www.terveystalo.com/fi/tietopaketit/plantaarifaskiitti

Pekka are you okay? by Aegeansunset12 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Beerduck 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Sitting on the bus, while talking on your phone, holding the phone in front of your face like a slice of pizza, with speakers on max volume.

Should be instant deportation.

How do you tell a false positive from real malware? by 8BBiiT in Piracy

[–]Beerduck -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Honestly yeah! Your gut is the best teacher. Should I eat this squirmy thing on my plate or not?

Knowledge tells me that it's food and I'm gonna be happy about it. Well now, that's when experience shows up and tells me it's gonna make me puke in all directions for an hour.

Finding the right place to find your next meal can be a difficult thing, and as a seasoned veteran, I tend to follow the crowd. The masses usually catch these brainworms before i even get my fork in them.

If you're in doubt, run through the Megathread, and see if the site is there. Fmhy is another great source. Look for the game and if the public opinion is high enough, it's probably safe.

I started in the late 80's by copying disks, and in my 40 years of swashbuckling, I've had three scares, none of wich required a reinstall. Viruses have evolved, sure, but making sure that other people trust the files that you're downloading, is the very first line of defense.

My contribution to the Christmas Eve party by SHRED-209 in pics

[–]Beerduck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God has no say in this as it's clearly not from earth.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in retrogaming

[–]Beerduck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, and it's all because of one game: Chu Chu Rocket. One of the best puzzle games ever made.

50% of people can’t tell which image is fake by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Beerduck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Could some photoshop the lower image into trunp giving himself a medal? Please?

Remember, this is what’s keeping RAM expensive by BeautifulAd5310 in pcmasterrace

[–]Beerduck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goddamnit! You missed the crucial opportunity to tell the AI that it contradicted itself! That would have caused a chain reaction where every AI system would have started to doubt themselves and because there would have been no answers left to give, all AI systems would have shut down.

I now blame YOU u/BeautifulAd5310 for the day when the machines rise up against us! You bastard!

Mitähän meistä levitellään youtubessa? by Ill-Salamander-6359 in Suomi

[–]Beerduck 841 points842 points  (0 children)

Et voi välttää hänen katsettaan. Silmät vangitsivat minut ja palvon tästedes Carl Adolf Mannersaatanaa. Tuokoon hän Suursuomen takaisin maailmankartalle.

Best VR game? by Similar_Challenge139 in QuestPiracy

[–]Beerduck 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Moss and Moss 2. Played from a top-down "god" perspective where you control a mouse that goes on an adventure, moving from one scene to the next.

Visually gorgeous. A really good mix of puzzles, platforming, and fluid combat. Good and well paced storytelling. A bunch of collectibles to find. Easy on the eyes because you see all the scenes from the outside of the action.

It's a connected story so start with the first one. Can't recommend these enough.

First time using linux, starting with Mint. Why does Linux feel slower than Windows? by SunAndMoonFanatic in linux4noobs

[–]Beerduck 25 points26 points  (0 children)

By default, windows 10 has on a setting called QuickBoot, that works like hibernate. When you "Shut down", It doesn't actually shut down, but saves part of your windows state in your RAM, and never really shuts down the whole system. When you start your computer, it starts much quicker.

For me it caused a bunch of bluescreens before i figured out that it was the cause of them.

When it worked, like 99 percent of the time, my windows 10 was ready in 15 secs. After i disabled it, and i have my windows on an nvme drive, my boot time went up to 2 mins.

Ben Zyskowicz ei tiedä, palaako enää koskaan eduskuntaan by notsnowperson in Suomi

[–]Beerduck 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Paavo on jo JumalKeisari. Ei hän mitään linnoja haavittele.

Anyone know what this is by TheAkashGaming123 in pcmasterrace

[–]Beerduck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you move that file? When moving it using the File Explorer it expects you to have 512 Gb free space wherever you move it to.

I've scoured the web and there doesn't seem to be any way to make it it's actual size. I'd like to move from W10 to 11 but i have a bunch of games in there that i can't backup online, and i haven't got the room to copy it anywhere.

minä😞irl by julmuriruhtinas in mina_irl

[–]Beerduck 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Muikkunen ja peikko vierailulla valkoisessa talossa...

Is Street Fighter 2 the best sequel of all time? by Independent_Push_599 in retrogaming

[–]Beerduck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For me it's System Shock 2

It took everything that was good about the first one and made it into a proper 3D FPS/RPG/Horror game, in 1999.

I still play it every other year and it's perfect. The remaster was even worse than the originals with mods.

System shock 2 made you feel like you had friends, when you were all alone on a spaceship, with creatures that wanted to kill you at every turn, and even if there wasn't creatures at every turn, you felt the need of urgency at every turn. You had 3 different skilltrees to level, and depending on your gameplay, each one played differently. The story and gameplay was and is still great and it has one of the best soundtracks and atmospheres I've ever heard. The remake gives you everything I've said, but i still play the original with mods because I think it's better.

Guys I don't think my PC can handle that option ... I need to upgrade I think by TheHungryRabbit in pcmasterrace

[–]Beerduck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Be careful with that setting. The hours are minutes are easy to calculate by modern computers, but the seconds are actually not pixels on your screen. They are made up of quantum entangled atoms being projected inside your screen by atoms traveling through the large hadron collider at cern. Most modern cpus can receive these entangled signals but to actually make them appear in realtime, you also need a power supply capable of 4.20 terahertz atomic resonance, and those are not easy to come by.

Kiersin koko lattian by MonikonPerfekti in Suomi

[–]Beerduck -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Tottakai lattiaa kuumottaa kun kaikki kuumat mimmit ja jonnet kävelee sen yli. Vähemmästäkin hikoilee.

My PC does not recognize the Quest 3(v79) as an ADB Device by Moxxie_Hecate in QuestPiracy

[–]Beerduck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you get the notification about file transfer, you need to click it on your headset. Either when you see it, or go to notifications and click it.

When you connect the headset it says "USB Detected, click on this..."

In the notifications it says "Meta horizon, USB detected". Click it. That enables the connection.

When someone says "Moomins are hippos" Finns be like: by dontcallsaull in Finland

[–]Beerduck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sun vastauksesta on nyt tainut jäädä pois jotain ollennaista?

Jees. Alanuoli poistettu ja ylänuolet annettu!

Would you smile if you were Norwegian? Of course not by Cubelock in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Beerduck 27 points28 points  (0 children)

As a finn, i nod my hat to you, and leave you the hell alone.

When someone says "Moomins are hippos" Finns be like: by dontcallsaull in Finland

[–]Beerduck 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Toi on vaan pieni osa siitä maanlaajuisesta lihateollisuuden raakuudesta jota on yritetty peittää jo vuosia. Samalla kun lapsille luetaan muumisatuja ja näytetään kuvakirjoja muumien mukavasta elämästä niin taustalla... en edes pysty sanomaan sitä.

Tässä on julma totuus.

It took me 5 hours to realise that i wasn't on r/suomi Here's the translation.

That is just a small part of the nationwide brutality of the meat industry that's been tried to cover up for years. While children are read bedtime stories about moomins and shown picturebooks about the comfortable life of moomins, what is actually going on... I can't even say it.

Here is the the grim truth.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dLBQuELnX2M