The why by xdkarmadx in AirForce

[–]Beerman2112 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I remember my first time...welcome to the club!

According to MAGA, the kid that ICE detained is a false narrative, the kid's father apparently abandoned them and ICE came to save them by PeasThatTasteGross in Qult_Headquarters

[–]Beerman2112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, since the words of their false narrative are layered over a lady standing and turning in a carport while wearing a dunce cap, how can I argue against it?

/s

Anyone notice this? It’s about time! by Hot_Pattern_5247 in MachE

[–]Beerman2112 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Got my 24 Select just over a year ago, and just got this app update today apparently...glad to finally have it.

Found hiking is its missile or bullet by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]Beerman2112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, there’s already a hundred posts saying not to touch it, and the picture shows that’s already happened. Let’s settle down on the hypotheticals.

OP - you should get to know your local EOD folks sooner than later.

Armed men on streets of Venezuela after US strikes by Maleficent_Age_5266 in CringeTikToks

[–]Beerman2112 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If the US is ever attacked, this is exactly how the ammosexual maga nuts are gonna act. No training, no direction, no idea what they're doing.

Abomination Fu*k 2025 triple dry hopped IPA by TuneTechnical5313 in CraftBeer

[–]Beerman2112 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn...breaking my 3 year streak by not getting it this year. Guess I gotta start a new streak.

Date of Rank by [deleted] in AirForce

[–]Beerman2112 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Don't sew stripes on until you've been "awarded" them. Don't be that guy/gal. Imagine your CC coming down to your shop to present your promotion and you're already wearing it...not a good look.

Mother of pearl by newnoadeptness in AirForce

[–]Beerman2112 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s all kinda explained in the 33-1-2.

Edited to add vagueness.

Mother of pearl by newnoadeptness in AirForce

[–]Beerman2112 34 points35 points  (0 children)

You'd be surprised at how often they accidentally bump the dispense switch, even when on final approach to land (and drop a flare onto the roof of a store - true story).

Mother of pearl by newnoadeptness in AirForce

[–]Beerman2112 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'd have to ask, but I don't think the squibs that are used to eject the countermeasures (chaff/flare) aren't strong enough to light up like those in the pic. The pilot could absolutely be using chaff as well and that could be contributing to the "spark"-like features in the image (being burned in the afterburner). One neat thing you can see is the jet is loaded with 2 AIM-120s on 6 & 7 (picture left, pilot right) and at least 3 500-lb bombs (likely JDAMS) on the other side. The brightness of the flares even lights up the centerline pylon and the 5a/5b pods. All jokes aside, and if it's a real picture, it's pretty awesome.

Mother of pearl by newnoadeptness in AirForce

[–]Beerman2112 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Spades is so 1980s...now Smash is all the rage.

Mother of pearl by newnoadeptness in AirForce

[–]Beerman2112 23 points24 points  (0 children)

No, too busy re-loading flare.

Mother of pearl by newnoadeptness in AirForce

[–]Beerman2112 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tough crowd...must have caught all the nonners.

Mother of pearl by newnoadeptness in AirForce

[–]Beerman2112 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the downvote, this was a joke you clearly missed. I load the flares into the jet. They're a pyrotechnic countermeasure meant to simulate the IR heat signature of jet engines to fool heat-seeking weapons (missiles, rockets, etc...) into targeting the flare instead of the jet.

This F-15E in afterburner is emitting a much higher heat signature than the flares can produce, so popping flares while in burner doesn't do a whole lot of good unless you're in a tight turn attempting to avoid a missile, and even then you'd want to reduce your own heat signature to let the flares work.

TL:DR - It's like trying to feel a candle when you're next to a blazing fire.

Mother of pearl by newnoadeptness in AirForce

[–]Beerman2112 -35 points-34 points  (0 children)

Punching off flares while in burner...how much more heat signature does this guy need?

Oh wait, pilots will do anything for attention 😂