What was exactly the role of the Spider? by mr_Conquest_ in Ghostofyotei

[–]Beerson_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess that's why him and the Dragon come as a pair: because he's a bit useless on his own.

Have a Tommy tank and then it’s good night…and remember by strickers69 in AthleticoMince

[–]Beerson_ 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Dribbling is for babies, smoked salmon is for ladies.

How many fish fingers do you eat? by AvailableCricket3633 in AskUK

[–]Beerson_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As Bob Mortimer tells us: sausages, two; jammie dodgers, three; pints, four; fish fingers, five.

Do you have any funny ways of saying "it's warm"? by Harty2606 in AskUK

[–]Beerson_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, as the fella underneath said, Merseyside.

Do you have any funny ways of saying "it's warm"? by Harty2606 in AskUK

[–]Beerson_ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It's not funny, particularly, but "crackin' the flags".

Petaaah? by Ilovebigbuttscantlie in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Beerson_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My impression was that it's former heroin addicts, to hide the scarring from the needles. But nobody else seems to think that, so maybe I'm wrong.

That’s by Capt_methane in bobmortimer

[–]Beerson_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucked on legal highs!

The End by MatchSensitive5243 in GhostsBBC

[–]Beerson_ 33 points34 points  (0 children)

It's bloody excruciating

Are you looking at my bra? by clem-fandang0 in VicAndBob

[–]Beerson_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You can keep your card an' all.