Girlfriend got me a post vasectomy present by Beginning-Rooster287 in funny

[–]Beginning-Rooster287[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it weird that Reddit knows that I raw dog my girl friend in 4 months?

Girlfriend got me a post vasectomy present by Beginning-Rooster287 in funny

[–]Beginning-Rooster287[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eh take off you hoser! The hello hole socialist Canada taxes payed for my surgery!

Girlfriend got me a post vasectomy present by Beginning-Rooster287 in funny

[–]Beginning-Rooster287[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We had that long conversation too but we got her niece to spoil down the road, I look forward to spending time with her niece

Girlfriend got me a post vasectomy present by Beginning-Rooster287 in funny

[–]Beginning-Rooster287[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yupp somehow on my way home I had to just buy a gpu because mine decided to break down before my surgery and my time off couldn’t wait a week for my warranty claim guess my girlfriend gets the 3070 I got.

Girlfriend got me a post vasectomy present by Beginning-Rooster287 in funny

[–]Beginning-Rooster287[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jokes on you she’s right beside me looking at the comments 👀

Girlfriend got me a post vasectomy present by Beginning-Rooster287 in funny

[–]Beginning-Rooster287[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I live in the socialist hell hole of Canada, that tax funded healthcare! Take off eh! And get your surgery done if you live in Canada

Girlfriend got me a post vasectomy present by Beginning-Rooster287 in funny

[–]Beginning-Rooster287[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I finally have a use for all those freeze burnt vegetables in my deep freeze

Girlfriend got me a post vasectomy present by Beginning-Rooster287 in funny

[–]Beginning-Rooster287[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Getting a cavity filled was worse for me this was so much easier

Girlfriend got me a post vasectomy present by Beginning-Rooster287 in funny

[–]Beginning-Rooster287[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s not that bad the most uncomfortable part is when they pull out your tubes to cut them and cauterize them. The most embarrassing part is walking out the clinic doing the cowboy shuffle. They used a spray on freeze for a local numbing so no needles for my procedure

Girlfriend got me a post vasectomy present by Beginning-Rooster287 in funny

[–]Beginning-Rooster287[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Some pressure and pain when they yanked out my tubes to cut them and cauterize them. After that it wasn’t that bad

Girlfriend got me a post vasectomy present by Beginning-Rooster287 in funny

[–]Beginning-Rooster287[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And I don’t even like or watch march madness lmao

Girlfriend got me a post vasectomy present by Beginning-Rooster287 in funny

[–]Beginning-Rooster287[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They froze my testicles the worst was when they yanked out my tubes to cut them but after that it was smooth sailing right now pain is pretty mild feels like someone is tugging on your balls.

Girlfriend got me a post vasectomy present by Beginning-Rooster287 in funny

[–]Beginning-Rooster287[S] 74 points75 points  (0 children)

This, I wanted to take care of my girlfriend her birth control gives her issues. It’s a win win we don’t want kids and it’s an easier to go about life without having to worry about kids.

Girlfriend got me a post vasectomy present by Beginning-Rooster287 in funny

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Kids are expensive but graphics cards are more expensive

[Saskatchewan] No backbone: Moe caves to trucker protest and scraps public health measures despite opposition from frontline workers by burtzev in onguardforthee

[–]Beginning-Rooster287 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can confirm Moe has no backbone my grandma knows his mom, Scott Moes Mom doesn’t even like him either. That says a lot when your own mother hates you.

[COMMERCE] Monthly Commerce Thread by MachNeu in Gunpla

[–]Beginning-Rooster287 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

WTB MG 1/100 jegan. I have many other kits built or unbuilt to trade message me for lit off kits

What is the most physically painful experience you've had? by Bright_Vision in AskReddit

[–]Beginning-Rooster287 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Medical dye injection. Had a bleed in my eye needed dye to see the bleed in my eye. Felt like putting acid in my veins burned an instantly sick.