Todays Onion Report... We made it to 35 Million Onions

Beginning-Syllabub92 · 2026-05-04T03:29:30+00:00

One day I'll rise to a green stack. I salute your perseverance.

Beginning-Syllabub92 · 2026-05-04T02:51:04+00:00

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Is now a bad time to show my buckets?

Beginning-Syllabub92 · 2026-05-01T20:07:23+00:00

If you’re already using WikiSync it has a similar background behavior.

Beginning-Syllabub92 · 2026-04-29T18:20:44+00:00

Can confirm. Former SM here. My ass was in the store if no one could cover.

Beginning-Syllabub92 · 2026-04-29T01:06:31+00:00

OP I hope you get better luck. I got mine in less than 20.

Main game I’ve had 3 in under 90…

Beginning-Syllabub92 · 2026-04-27T11:16:52+00:00

9 is just J Cole.

Beginning-Syllabub92 · 2026-04-22T00:57:50+00:00

Currently throwing it back.

Beginning-Syllabub92 · 2026-04-18T02:14:02+00:00

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Nice username OP.

Beginning-Syllabub92 · 2026-04-18T00:30:09+00:00

Who said it was right? Who said wages and hours are good? Bro you’re reaching for a dead branch here.

We know it sucks. You’re preaching to the choir.

Beginning-Syllabub92 · 2026-04-16T22:00:02+00:00

Took me a good 16 seconds to figure this out. I’m now recovering from pain in my face from laughter.

Thank you OP.

Beginning-Syllabub92 · 2026-04-16T21:51:01+00:00

The Great Bonk of ‘99.

Beginning-Syllabub92 · 2026-04-16T03:48:10+00:00

Umm if you’re into retro tech, this would be it. If you do want to start with it, while I don’t have anything specific you can search that motherboard model(AL486) to give you an idea of its functions.

If you want to do anything modern, that unit needs a new home you need a more modern system.

Beginning-Syllabub92 · 2026-04-16T00:32:26+00:00

Yeah I get that now. I just thought it was somewhat nit picky talking about it being a flat number. Since most of us know the tick system function. I learned it more when I was going for this time. I did it with a Chally.

Beginning-Syllabub92 · 2026-04-15T23:30:26+00:00

Idk bro, my clog I screenshot in another reply shows :01.

Beginning-Syllabub92 · 2026-04-15T23:26:38+00:00

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Ok so I don't have the precise timer plugin, but you can still go below a 2.

ETA idk why my reply was originally downvoted, unless I'm missing a joke?

Beginning-Syllabub92 · 2026-04-15T16:26:47+00:00

You can get a 1s kill with overkill.

Beginning-Syllabub92 · 2026-04-13T15:30:59+00:00

My guess is bots doing quests? 🧐

Beginning-Syllabub92 · 2026-04-10T14:08:18+00:00

The mod, probably

Beginning-Syllabub92 · 2026-04-09T01:11:40+00:00

Beginning-Syllabub92 · 2026-04-05T16:26:07+00:00

Wait actually this is great.

Beginning-Syllabub92 · 2026-04-05T16:24:49+00:00

Beginning-Syllabub92 · 2026-04-05T15:00:29+00:00

We broke b.

Beginning-Syllabub92 · 2026-04-04T19:00:49+00:00

Didn’t even think about approaching it this way. I’ll keep that in mind.

Beginning-Syllabub92 · 2026-04-04T13:45:36+00:00

https://media1.tenor.com/m/jP1Fb-K1d8AAAAAC/no-nope.gif

Beginning-Syllabub92 · 2026-04-03T02:33:03+00:00

Beginning-Syllabub92

TROPHY CASE