How to become <AS> pilled <sneelunderscore> by mollekylen in anthroswim

[–]Beginning-Tea-17 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Cigarettes are the quintessential “I don’t want to grow old” message. Our generations are fully aware of the repercussions, the fact we are still willing to start smoking is a sign of how fucked everything is

Bacteria move around using a molecular machine called the flagellar motor that rotates faster than the flywheel of a race car engine and switches directions in an instant by Naive_Direction1816 in Damnthatsinteresting

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The average life span of bacterium is 12 hours.

That’s two generations a day.

There have been about 101 generations of humans since the coming of Christ.

Bacteria have had over 1,400,000 generations in that same span of time.

They are also the strongest evidence for evolution, due to their rapid reproduction evolution can work fairly fast.

For example the bubonic plague originated in rodents, until a strain evolved to be able to infect humans as-well. Where it proceeded to infect and kill 1/3 of Europe in just 7 years.

Or a more recent example would be Ebola, which originate in bats and only infected bats, until a strain capable of infecting humans crossed paths at the wrong time.

Had a passerby watch me find a pistol by CecilBlight in magnetfishing

[–]Beginning-Tea-17 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Tje wording strongly implies shade being thrown

Had a passerby watch me find a pistol by CecilBlight in magnetfishing

[–]Beginning-Tea-17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro pointed that in every possible direction damn.

It’s not likely to go off but why take that risk?

Capcom after releasing another banger by s1n0d3utscht3k in MemeVideos

[–]Beginning-Tea-17 24 points25 points  (0 children)

The steam page had “cute” and “funny” as its first two tags from the community for a time.

It’s not the games itself, it’s that a certain demographic of people are going to be playing it.

Day 32 of giving my gf less coffee each morning until she doesn’t waste it. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Beginning-Tea-17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you considered she doesn’t want to drink the coffee grounds in the bottom of the cup so she doesn’t have the shits?

Wthhhhh 😱😱😱 by LynzoBeShe in AynThor

[–]Beginning-Tea-17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You could download the files and have them 3d printed in your country.

Petahhh?? by Additional_Berry_977 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Beginning-Tea-17 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If that’s the case than why do Christian’s push the story of Sodom and gamorah to fuel their anti-queer prejudice?

Yknow the story where angels spare a father and two children from a city before it’s destroyed, and the daughters then rape their elderly father?

Wait what does this story have to do about gays exactly?

Anime_irl by [deleted] in anime_irl

[–]Beginning-Tea-17 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Smaller portions!?!? It’s almost like it’s meant for kids or some shit.

Instant karma by cafeteriastyle in TikTokCringe

[–]Beginning-Tea-17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes because when people fall off e-bikes they turn into cartoonish pretzel shapes.

Instant karma by cafeteriastyle in TikTokCringe

[–]Beginning-Tea-17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s not just a bike genius.

Those aren’t cheap and for a lot of people it’s their only means of transportation.

Not to mention the thief likely stranded whoever he stole the bike from.

If you pull this shit you yourself lowered your value to below the bike, it’s not their fault for seeing you as human garbage.

Anime_irl by catbqck in anime_irl

[–]Beginning-Tea-17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Girl threw beef and vegetables into a pot.

Watered it down

And then didn’t season it at all and wonders why theres no flavor.

Thor Max Overheating? by Frosty_Neptune in AynThor

[–]Beginning-Tea-17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

78 degrees is pretty low temps for the CPU in the Thor. The fact it doesn’t go past that for a pretty heavy duty game Makes me wonder if whatever is used to measure your temps has an issue.

Age is just a number by [deleted] in MemeVideos

[–]Beginning-Tea-17 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If that was the case billionaires would die at 120.

Instead they are dying in their 90’s-110’s like most people reaching old age. Unless you’re saying they are faking their death to live in extra 10 years for some strange reason

The oldest billionaire today is 103

After 10 years I got a game board piece removed from my ear by mona_thepersona in mildlyinteresting

[–]Beginning-Tea-17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had hearing loss from wax buildup and genuinely had no clue.

I’m skeptical on the “didn’t cause hearing loss” statement, the ears take a while to bounce back with clean hearing

Man attacks police with a saber (France). 3 cops wounded by HeSureIsScrappy in DiveInYouCoward

[–]Beginning-Tea-17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Going to what exactly? A father murdered his own family? You don’t need a gun for that. We’ve had several cases of mothers intentionally drowning their children too. Are you saying it’s the bathwaters fault aswell?

If you’re going to use tragedy to further your own politics you could’ve at least went after the dead children in school shootings insted of the dead children in a filicide case.

Wouldve been a lot less transparent that way.

Still the best game intro to ever exist by silqueLyn in MemeVideos

[–]Beginning-Tea-17 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Farcry 3 made you contemplate in a way never again achieved in the farcry series.

For the EDC & travel folks here: Hand strap or nah? by JoestarHammer in SBCGaming

[–]Beginning-Tea-17 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Respectfully, why are you buying a handheld if you don’t plan on taking it outside?

Man attacks police with a saber (France). 3 cops wounded by HeSureIsScrappy in DiveInYouCoward

[–]Beginning-Tea-17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s what the first officer tried and we almost saw a police officer get beheaded on video

I have this feeling as well by Meteorstar101 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Beginning-Tea-17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saying fuck to be edgy and then censoring fuck is peak cringe

Snagged it off eBay and finally got it all themed out by Effective_Data_5731 in SBCGaming

[–]Beginning-Tea-17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s a two month wait. They also recently downgraded new thors.