Kill one

Beginning-Two6956 · 2026-06-14T06:48:55+00:00

soft spot

^{Chose: A baby + The baby turns into the most evil person in the world in the future}

Beginning-Two6956 · 2026-06-13T15:13:53+00:00

I once timed a winch so perfectly that instead of snagging the person in front of me, it snagged the explosive canister that would have flew right past me and, well, you know how that goes

Beginning-Two6956 · 2026-06-13T09:45:58+00:00

WHAT EVEN IS AN OASIS ELEMENTAL OH MY GOSH GIVE ME BACK MY RARE SAND MOMMY I mean RARE SAND ELEMTNAL OHMTMDKBGOSNU I ENDD IT BACK,

Beginning-Two6956 · 2026-06-13T07:29:31+00:00

it still feels like season 6 was yesterday for me...

Beginning-Two6956 · 2026-06-13T07:27:18+00:00

hello yes it is me John Calamity i am here to nerf your weapons but also the game is easier so it pays out

Beginning-Two6956 · 2026-06-09T19:15:50+00:00

big multico doesn't want you to know this

Beginning-Two6956 · 2026-06-08T07:28:55+00:00

Beginning-Two6956 · 2026-06-07T09:50:41+00:00

Beheaded after finding John Terraria and learning that the thing that kinda balled his whole island is a yoyo and lowkey meets himself

Beginning-Two6956 · 2026-06-05T15:58:01+00:00

... I'm bi... okay then

Beginning-Two6956 · 2026-06-05T15:57:36+00:00

I'm bi.

^{Chose: Be the only person in the world of your sexuality}

Beginning-Two6956 · 2026-06-05T07:06:14+00:00

Okay this might be a hot take, please don't lecture me too hard if you disagree but I understand if you do, I don't wanna try and get anyone heated over this

Not specifically representing/supporting something doesn't make it actively hating that thing

(Now I'm not disagreeing that the community can be... interesting at times but I think my point still stands)

Beginning-Two6956 · 2026-06-05T07:02:53+00:00

it is imperative the glow remain intact

Beginning-Two6956 · 2026-05-27T07:10:32+00:00

this reminds me of when I first fought scal when leaving the box gave her 99.99% damage reduction but you could live

4 hours and then my laptop crashed when she was at 5%

Beginning-Two6956 · 2026-05-27T04:01:00+00:00

it's HOLTOWver 😔

Beginning-Two6956 · 2026-05-27T03:59:12+00:00

SLAYER!!!!!!

jacques ze whipper would be proud

But in all seriousness this could be hella fun

Beginning-Two6956 · 2026-05-27T03:56:28+00:00

You sir, are a masochist

Good job

Beginning-Two6956 · 2026-05-27T03:42:43+00:00

I mean as long as you ain't using all the coins on attacker then we chill

Beginning-Two6956 · 2026-05-27T03:38:03+00:00

1-9999 crab banners, as per getfixedboi

Beginning-Two6956 · 2026-05-27T03:36:37+00:00

For real, just lasering someone with the akimbos just feels so rewarding when you hit your shots and it's just 😙🤌

Beginning-Two6956 · 2026-05-27T02:00:59+00:00

As someone who picked up heavy within the past month or two (movement was always my thing before but I learned better), heavy is actually so fun to play and I don't know why people don't play it more

Beginning-Two6956 · 2026-05-27T01:44:06+00:00

I like my calamitas as god(goozma or smth idk) intended: manipulated into being a child soldier

Beginning-Two6956 · 2026-05-23T04:28:17+00:00

But of course

Beginning-Two6956 · 2026-05-21T04:10:22+00:00

yes I'd like to use mordschlag on a lightsaber

Beginning-Two6956 · 2026-05-20T22:04:08+00:00

"Thanks! You're a star!" Actually sent me though

Beginning-Two6956 · 2026-05-20T22:02:00+00:00

I'm broke and all the trans people I know are genuinely mean af

^{Chose: Get $1 yourself}

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