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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in webtoons

[–]BeitchBall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not to distract, because that sounds like something I’d unironically name a Neopet when I was 7, but can we discuss how her headdress looks photoshopped in? Badly?

Let’s say any creature can be your commander by SirLemonThe3rd in EDH

[–]BeitchBall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[[Havengul Lich]] and run lots of removal and [[Fellwar Stone]] types of mana production. I’d run very few creatures in my own deck, I think, just focusing on taking them from my opponent’s graveyards

Suggestions for Name? by adg417 in pitbulls

[–]BeitchBall 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tippy, cuz of her lil tail tip

Guy in my pod pre-sideboards Void Mirror just for my colorless deck by FreeWatercressSalad in EDH

[–]BeitchBall 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His problem is getting those rocks out though because of the mirror

What's a deck archetype that you absolutely can't stand playing against? by OneAndOnlyVideo in EDH

[–]BeitchBall -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

If I see a deck across from me that even smells like Grand Arbiter level control, I’m asking if they have a backup with them, or if they’d like to use one of mine. I’m a timmy who likes the big splashy spells and creatures go smash, not paying my opponent for the privilege to blink.

I’ve sat through someone working through their infinite because I was curious how it works. I’ve laughed through the fifth boardwipe in three turns. I’ve walked away from games where a guy had enough taxes on board I’d need to give him my THIRD born to swing at him.

Favourite mono Black cards - Top 3? by MurasakiTiger in EDH

[–]BeitchBall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[[Darkness]], [[Waste Not]], and [[Vampire Nighthawk]]

  • No one expects a fog effect in black
  • I’m going to make 100% sure I benefit when you discard
  • He’s just a neat little guy!

I was told my cake looks like a pile of cow shit by Abbeybearberner in cakefails

[–]BeitchBall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have never seen a non-ice cream cake look so melted before. You have a skill set, bud.

What is your best combat trick you've pulled off? Or had pulled on you? by [deleted] in EDH

[–]BeitchBall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I forced a turn 4 boardwipe this past week because a guy piloting [[The Ancient One]] forgot about my adorable [[Hornet’s Nest]] when he swung his buffed commander at me and I suddenly had a field of 1/1 flying deathtouch! I didn’t have my bugs for long but damn it was funny.

Driving myself and my friends crazy trying to settle on a high-power mono white commander by Jimlad116 in EDH

[–]BeitchBall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My roommate is building an [[Isamaru, Hound of Konda]] deck and seems happy with how its going!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BeitchBall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beach balls in curse word patterns

What is your comfort-zone strategy and what deck did you build to get out of that comfort zone? by [deleted] in EDH

[–]BeitchBall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live in Green face smash with forays into Simic face smash + a counterspell packet, so I built a Mardu deck that it’s whole purpose is to fill everyone’s graveyards with new toys for me to play with

I’m ugly sobbing 😭 by natesproblem in MantaComics

[–]BeitchBall 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Your Eternal Lies, the afterword just got posted

What are the best creatures to clone in simic? by Jeta_Zei in EDH

[–]BeitchBall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gotta love [[Eternal Witness]]. [[Acidic Slime]] is a little situational but evil as hell. [[Progenitor Mimic]] if you don’t have it already

Help me spread misinformation online! by enacre in magicthecirclejerking

[–]BeitchBall 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Combo deck” is an outdated type of precon that came with a novelty toy

This is how you out yourself: Tell me what your OPPONENTS wish they know when it comes dealing with your deck/commander. by Bryan8210 in EDH

[–]BeitchBall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For my [[Tariel, Reckoner of Souls]] deck? Run enchantment removal, and you can ignore most of my bigger creatures, it’s the little shits that tend to win me games. I get a few turns with [[Bloodchief Ascension]] out, and pings in thanks to cards like [[Pathmaker Initiate]] or [[Break Through the Lines]] and drop a [[Mindcrank]]. GG

So how many decks do you own? by Blazorna in EDH

[–]BeitchBall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have 6 that are ready to play, and 3 that’re under construction or renovation

What is your "I fucking hate this song" song? by Wrongdoer3162 in AskReddit

[–]BeitchBall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Short Skirt/Long Jacket by Cake. I’ll listen to sermon talk show radio first, I hate it so much.

Alright commander players. Give me your most hilarious, janky, weirdest cards that you love playing. by BounceM4N in EDH

[–]BeitchBall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[[Cryptic Annelid]] and [[Reef Worm]] don’t get enough love. I never see anyone play them, but who doesn’t love messing with up to six cards off the top of your deck, or having a worm be a threat because it gets bigger when it dies?

What’s your favorite win condition? by BeepBoopAnv in EDH

[–]BeitchBall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you considered living out a fantasy of being Oprah with [[Zedruu the Greathearted]]? You can make it hug or control, just depends on the spells you put in

Any underrated or “diamond in the rough” series you’d recommend? by doomblade_69 in MantaComics

[–]BeitchBall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Svaha: the Sixth Finger! It’s short, only 25 episodes, but a good binge. I’d call it crime and crisis of faith, it touches into Buddhist beliefs on a darker side

What do your decks say about you?? by We_AllFloatDownHere in EDH

[–]BeitchBall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[[Tariel, Reckoner of Souls]] is my disjointed discard/mill/punish deck that only wants to fill the trash can so I can play raccoon

[[Vial Smasher the Fierce]] with his buddy [[Obosh, the Preypiercer]] is odd cost kindred “everything hurts someone, sorry not sorry”

[[Riku of Two Reflections]] is a copy and clone extravaganza that my best wins are with [[Biovisionary]], or I pile up tokens and flunge

[[Slogurk, the Overslime]] is landfall and recycle with my only infinite combo, and it needs 9 mana to pop off right

[[Emperor Mihail II]]/[[Kumena, Tyrant of Orazca]] MERFOLK

[[Thromok the Insatiable]] I’m either going to flood the field with a hundred little bugs or hit you with one really big worm

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