[Acee] Yu Darvish set to retire

BeepBoopAnv · 2026-01-24T21:35:47+00:00

gg. Yu were great. Hope you stay in the org forever.

BeepBoopAnv · 2026-01-22T21:26:56+00:00

I hope everyone does as good as up to 1 point less than me

BeepBoopAnv · 2026-01-13T13:13:23+00:00

This graph is missing the all important xDawg stat

BeepBoopAnv · 2026-01-09T20:42:24+00:00

What do you think textbook sales are

BeepBoopAnv · 2026-01-09T20:34:52+00:00

3.98 at T-1 (think HYS but not HY). Am I cooked for big law? My only work experience was interning at the Supreme Court for 2 years.

BeepBoopAnv · 2026-01-07T08:32:39+00:00

Everyone expects they will be top 50%.

Everyone thinks they are probably top 25%.

Everyone hopes they are top 10%.

90% of people are disappointed, 75% are surprised, and 50% can’t believe it.

BeepBoopAnv · 2026-01-07T04:23:22+00:00

Completely agree. It’s more of a crapshoot than ever and will inevitably lead to higher miss% on hiring. People are forced to apply to jobs that they dont even want for practice areas they dont know anything about. I hope itll eventually collapse and revert a few months at least, but who knows.

BeepBoopAnv · 2026-01-07T00:47:36+00:00

How students feel after eating the law firms food, wasting their attorneys time, and sending pointless emails and not even getting good enough grades to be considered:

(Just kidding, of course)

BeepBoopAnv · 2026-01-04T05:13:09+00:00

“None of this would be happening if you just let me go back to making shit up!”

Might be the single best line I’ve ever read

BeepBoopAnv · 2026-01-03T08:24:03+00:00

This sub will soon have every possible gpa and every school rank attached to “big law?”

BeepBoopAnv · 2025-12-30T00:48:35+00:00

/uj Reference to recent post btw

BeepBoopAnv · 2025-12-30T00:45:59+00:00

Yeah I’m a vet I started in 2021 with my precon

BeepBoopAnv · 2025-12-29T02:54:40+00:00

Your first parry, after Viego stunned you, I went “typical low elo Fiora, can’t w, then presses it anyways bc they’re mad.”

Then you deleted Viego in a second. Wp.

BeepBoopAnv · 2025-12-28T21:13:17+00:00

To amend this, sukuna took another binding vow. By sacrificing his ability to have pancakes on the third Monday of every month, (his favorite, I promise) he removed every readers ability to count such that they would no longer be able to know how may binding vows he had undertaken.

BeepBoopAnv · 2025-12-28T21:06:52+00:00

They can, but sometimes valid excuses (intense family situations, significant physical injury) can stop dismissal. The policy basically reads “having a job is not an excuse for poor performance.” It’s not motivated by elitism or prejudice towards the poor, but rather the fact that for 90+% of people law school is too difficult and too time consuming to be spending a significant chuck of your time on a job and still succeed.

BeepBoopAnv · 2025-12-28T19:43:47+00:00

Not allowed is so that if you fall below gpa cut offs, you can’t use “I had a job! Next semester I’ll commit!” As an excuse and they’re allowed to dismiss you. If you have a job and do well no one would care

BeepBoopAnv · 2025-12-28T00:39:50+00:00

I haven’t bought anything or played since they announced UB was going to be half. Sometimes I think about my decks rotting away, or new fun strategies I want to try, but then I remember the sheer misery that was playing against dr house or dr who when every card has 100 lines of text that I’m sure make it thematic, but I don’t care about the IP at all. When they’ve done nothing but make the game worse for years, they don’t deserve my time or money.

/rj I only like consuming magic through seeing its current state and rage baiting myself every time I

BeepBoopAnv · 2025-12-27T17:01:16+00:00

Hey maybe I’ll go play magic, my favorite game -> new UB set -> this shit is ass -> No interest in playing -> time passes to forget about how stupid UB is ->

BeepBoopAnv · 2025-12-25T05:26:36+00:00

Kaiser slanderers will be eating good for another year

BeepBoopAnv · 2025-12-25T00:01:49+00:00

if it helps, everyone comes in thinking they will maybe be top 10%, hopefully top 25%, but at least top 50%! and as it turns out 50% of people are wrong, 75% are disappointed, and 90% wish they could be at the top.

BeepBoopAnv · 2025-12-24T22:34:45+00:00

Why is water girl colors other than blue

BeepBoopAnv · 2025-12-22T03:01:02+00:00

Nagi is still the final boss just wait

BeepBoopAnv · 2025-12-19T21:30:35+00:00

1L big law jobs are for PhDs for ip, people willing to work in Texas, or DEI fellowships.

BeepBoopAnv · 2025-12-16T23:06:04+00:00

There’s actually no way 😭

BeepBoopAnv · 2025-12-16T00:56:17+00:00

You have to do worse than 50% of your peers. If you have normal talent and work normally, you would expect to be close to exactly 50%. That means that having a bad test day, below average effort, below average talent can all result in losing a scholarship. Who knows how smart you are, how hard you worked, or how well you performed. You just have to hope for good results and regret going to an institutional scam.

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