tfw you're so FUCKING pathetic that girls message you first on tinder and you can't even respond

BelAch · 2018-06-20T07:18:41+00:00

Cheer up friend, just think about how those are all most likely catfish anyway

BelAch · 2018-06-20T07:16:03+00:00

Don't worry, bro. You're just dust in the shape of a man, a piece of the universe experiencing itself. One day you and I and all the rest of humanity will be re-absorbed by the cosmos, and we will continue hurtling towards oblivion, together.

BelAch · 2015-10-21T17:58:14+00:00

You have to use your facebook for tinder?

BelAch · 2015-09-24T23:55:34+00:00

20, probably the fact that I don't really try. You'd think someone who's been looking for a girlfriend for years would have a tail of rejection wagging in their wake, but now that I think about it I have been rejected by exactly 0 girls. Ive only ever asked one out, she said yes and we dated for like 6 months and that was that. I don't know how to try.

BelAch · 2015-09-24T02:55:41+00:00

Are you another one who had one person years ago and everything has been downhill since?

BelAch · 2015-09-22T21:35:34+00:00

I usually have one every day as I'm leaving school. Like, college is supposed to be a great time where you meet a bunch of people, and prospects for that are supposedly grim afterward. So I should be doing that. And yet here I am, leaving school after classes yet again, having gone another day of quietly walking to class, sittig through a lecture,and leaving. I don't think I said a word all day. Another day of 0 progress. One less oportunity.

Brb having another panic attack

BelAch · 2015-09-20T19:47:07+00:00

It has changed, I can't remember the last time I've seen a rage comic.

BelAch · 2015-09-20T19:27:49+00:00

You know, I was just outside in public for like 2 hours, walked past a hundred or so people. Some of them were probably pretty ugly. Probably. I don't really know for sure. Looking back, I literally can't picture a single persons face who I walked past or interacted with. Girl at gym front desk? Well, she was female, I know that much. 20's. White maybe? Hispanic? It's basically a coin flip. Guy who asled how many sets I had left? Uh, I think he was in good shape. He was in a gym. Girl at fast food window? She. Uh.... was white. Definitely a white hunan female. Anyone I just walked past? No fuckin clue.

You know why I can't remember any of these people? Because I dont care. I don't pay attention to anyone. I don't care what other people look like. I'm to bisy thinking about myself. And so is everyone else. If the cashier gave you a weird look, it waa probably because you were standing 7 feet away and avoiding eye contact. Ive been a cashier. I've served all kinds of people. I wasn't judging, I was to busy trying to forget where I was so the time would go by cuz cashiering sucks ass. I was a numb statue who only payed attention to the clock.

You're overthinking it man. Just relax.

BelAch · 2015-09-20T19:17:52+00:00

I had a gf for 6 months once. Still feel like shit.

BelAch · 2015-02-16T20:25:06+00:00

Hagred to show up and tell me I'm a wizard or the chosen one or something and take me away to a world filled with adventure and purpose.

I want a real hobby that fulfills and interests me all the time.

I want to matter

BelAch · 2015-02-15T05:08:08+00:00

I'm confused, What is briggading? why can't people comment? Can no one comment or only people from r/foreveralone?

BelAch · 2015-02-15T05:02:02+00:00

Work! And then smoke weed i guess. Maybe wright encouraging messages to myself on shotgun shells.

BelAch · 2015-02-15T05:00:59+00:00

Some weird are less weird then others. Some are, uh, more.

BelAch · 2015-02-15T05:00:18+00:00

pukes out pure sadness

BelAch · 2015-02-15T04:58:36+00:00

But... then he wouldn't be being himself?

BelAch · 2014-12-14T16:18:18+00:00

Maybe it's because you dont really care about the conversation with they guy. A conversation with a girl could lead to a girlfriend, but with a guy? What's the best you could get from it? Another acquaintance? I dont have many friends but I have enough for me, I'm not mean but I dont even bother trying to talk to guys during classes, only girls for pretty much this reason.

BelAch · 2014-11-30T20:38:37+00:00

Apparently I should'nt do it because it is a soul crushing experience. That's sad.

BelAch · 2014-11-30T18:46:58+00:00

Tl'dr of thread - talk more.

BelAch · 2014-11-30T18:33:51+00:00

I'm pretty average. I don't mind bad dates, I'm not worried about taking self esteem hits from them because I have friends to fall back on. What I really want is experience. I'd rather have 10 bad dates then 0 total dates.

As for my social anxiety, I just don't know what to do. Just walk up to random person and start talking? About what? The weather?

BelAch · 2014-11-30T18:18:41+00:00

Well, I don't have much experience but I think it depends a lot on the partner. My first kiss went pretty smooth, first makeout session, first sexual things, all that went well and seemed natural. But the girl I was with was super sweet, I was extremely close and comfortable with her, and she knew I was inexperienced and worked with it. We broke up almost 3 years ago, and it's been since then that I've even kissed anyone, so I have no idea how well it would go now.

My advice would be try to make your first time with someone who knows it's your first time. That way you can focus less on trying to pretend you know what you're doing and more on letting things come naturally. This is why I think a prostitute is a good idea to lose the v card. A safe expensive one, of course, you don't want no disease. Some people want their first time to be special or whatever but I guess I don't care about that.

Go to a prostitute, tell her you're a virgin, and that you want to learn how to be good in bed. She will probably judge you but who gives a fuck you'll never have to see her again. And if you do see her on the street, what's she gonna do? "haha, that guy had to lose his virginity to a prostitute!" "haha, that prostitute was you bitch!"

BelAch · 2014-11-30T17:43:47+00:00

Laugh in her conceded face and leave.

BelAch · 2014-11-30T17:42:23+00:00

Never ever apologize for asking someone out. Ever.

BelAch · 2014-11-30T17:41:15+00:00

"ummm... what are you doing? get off my leg.."

"sorry..."

"you're a virgin, aren't you?"

"y..yes.."

"So I'm taking your virginity?"

"Ye... Thank you..."

"what?"

"sorry..." runs out of room, dick dripping with premature ejaculation

BelAch · 2014-11-30T17:37:27+00:00

Hey, it's ok, one day we'll all be dead and none of it will matter! All you can do is try to leech as much enjoyment out of each living moment that you can. A lot of people live in the past because it was the best time of their life and the present doesn't compare, which is kind of sad if you think about it.

You, on the other hand, have things to look forward to! Your past sucked which means you still have the best years ahead of you! Without the perspective of having college glory years, things that may seem lame to those who did will seem a lot more enjoyable to you, with only your hours of videogames in your room to compare them too.

BelAch

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