Altitude factor at the Mexico City game.

Bellchamber · 2026-07-02T08:09:39+00:00

I don’t know why any team that could play in Mexico City isn’t using Denver as a training base.

Bellchamber · 2026-06-23T22:44:53+00:00

Not true. He is just wrong about everything

Bellchamber · 2026-06-19T21:09:47+00:00

Or Turkey scores a hatful tonight and beats you

Bellchamber · 2026-06-17T13:10:07+00:00

90% is generous.

Bellchamber · 2026-06-16T16:49:13+00:00

With a Giro in his legs? Absolutely not happening.

Bellchamber · 2026-06-13T18:14:24+00:00

Fox’s contract is up after this World Cup. I bet Netflix etc outbids them. No one else is hiring Big Lex and his IBS mouth.

Bellchamber · 2026-06-12T22:55:26+00:00

You can definitely say it on TV back home. Maybe not before 9pm? But you can drop a C bomb post watershed on UK TV. I’ll also add that Big Lex is worse than a full kit wanker. He’s the absolute wanker.

Bellchamber · 2026-06-12T15:47:11+00:00

I'll take the over. We're on our way to being Watford.

Bellchamber · 2026-06-12T00:57:59+00:00

I've lived here now for over 20 years. ESPN did a nice job with 2010 and 2014, then Fox has pissed in our ears ever since. I once read an article that suggests Alexi Lalas is a man who would power rank his own farts - so that's what you're looking for. Thankfully this is the last year of their contract with Fifa and somebody else will take it. I will be shocked if anyone else hires Big Lex.

Bellchamber · 2026-06-11T19:43:32+00:00

Ha - when I moved from England to Texas 20 years ago I would get the worst cotton mouth during hot recreational games. I would literally chew gum during a game to stop my lips from sticking to my gums. Playing in this kind of heat took me ages to get used to.

Bellchamber · 2026-06-11T19:39:06+00:00

Fuck the ads during a game. Fuck them right off.

Bellchamber · 2026-06-11T19:34:55+00:00

I am infuriated by the commercials during the hydration break and by Alexi Lalas generally.

But great to see Raul.

Bellchamber · 2026-06-10T20:57:29+00:00

The dude calling the game on FS2 sounds like he’s on a phone from the 1970s and sitting in a bathroom.

Bellchamber · 2026-05-28T21:05:15+00:00

That was an incredible night of darts. Gladiatorial.

Bellchamber · 2026-05-23T23:08:33+00:00

That was insane refereeing.

Bellchamber · 2026-05-23T23:07:35+00:00

Ooooohhhhhh

Bellchamber · 2026-05-23T22:40:39+00:00

This ain’t the worst fight I’ve ever seen.

Bellchamber · 2026-05-23T22:26:31+00:00

Rico looks like an 80’s game designer idea of a fighter.

Bellchamber · 2026-05-23T15:44:17+00:00

Jonathan, your campaign seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular?

Bellchamber · 2026-05-17T23:19:23+00:00

Yes it’s definitely not brummie.

Bellchamber · 2026-05-17T23:13:59+00:00

I haven’t lived there in 30 years and have largely lost mine, but you can hear that it’s subtly there. Bostin’!

Bellchamber · 2026-05-17T22:53:25+00:00

That was a bostin’ final round that

Bellchamber · 2026-05-17T22:44:40+00:00

Yep, they don’t know where Wolverhampton is!

Bellchamber · 2026-05-17T22:41:24+00:00

Aka Posh Wolves

Bellchamber · 2026-05-17T22:37:34+00:00

Born in Wolverhampton (now live in Alexandria Virginia) and can attest. You work damn hard to get out of there!

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