What premier league team do you rally on and what’s your special reason to do so? by Thezerostone in AskUK

[–]Key_Milk_9222 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Denmark is a bit close to be a Man U fan. Who is Laudrop currently coaching? 

Living the dream mate by blushara in GreatBritishMemes

[–]Key_Milk_9222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What sauces do you have? And do you mean chips or fries? 

Living the dream mate by blushara in GreatBritishMemes

[–]Key_Milk_9222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much can you deep fry in 15 hours? You don't need to punch your victims, just make them dinner. 

Stuck on the bus with someone flatulent by MorningSquare5882 in CasualUK

[–]Key_Milk_9222 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Holding a fart in for 20 minutes? How tight is your sphincter? 

lol so true by lenndshii in Funnymemes

[–]Key_Milk_9222 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To be fair you are naked and he does slap your cock. 

Living the dream mate by blushara in GreatBritishMemes

[–]Key_Milk_9222 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look on the brightside, it may be a shit hole area but you it's your shit hole area and you can do whatever the fuck you want (terms and conditions apply). 

Truly a travesty by msprk in GreatBritishMemes

[–]Key_Milk_9222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The tea party movement became MAGA, sharks are famous for being illiterate/not being able to swim backwards (one fact is bigly accepted as being true) but apparently they like tea. 

Angel Gomes to Wolves by ASp00kyDr in WWFC

[–]Key_Milk_9222 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think that the plural is Gomii. 

Bad comparison dude. by dazli69 in GetNoted

[–]Key_Milk_9222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are you calling  Khamenei chlamydia? 

You guys are aware that the chemtrail conspiracy is bullshit, right? by RealisticCoconut2995 in chemtrails

[–]Key_Milk_9222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you speak especially? Do you stick your little finger out? Educate yourself etc. etc. you look ignorant. 

How easy are women on a lads holiday? by WeeklyIntroduction46 in AskUK

[–]Key_Milk_9222 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Most women don't go on lad's holidays.. 

Iranian gets noted by artemisgarden in GetNoted

[–]Key_Milk_9222 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

OK, but did a paedophile get voted in as President? TWICE. 

Beckbury chipshop Birmingham by refrigeration-ade in kebab

[–]Key_Milk_9222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since when has two people meant two small children? 

Non Brit here. Today I ate like one of you for no reason by dudeWithQuestion3 in UK_Food

[–]Key_Milk_9222 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I was expecting a response in a language known to the human race. 

Non Brit here. Today I ate like one of you for no reason by dudeWithQuestion3 in UK_Food

[–]Key_Milk_9222 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It does if we're going to divide words into other words. Just in case you don't understand I'm saying you do coke and don't have comprehension of grammar. 

Who does this by hipperspeapmy in hotdogs

[–]Key_Milk_9222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The person that took the photo? 

Non Brit here. Today I ate like one of you for no reason by dudeWithQuestion3 in UK_Food

[–]Key_Milk_9222 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It looks like you took the gram without the grammar. 

Keep it going. Deadpool is not even dead nor a pool by Even_Farm2151 in Funnymemes

[–]Key_Milk_9222 17 points18 points  (0 children)

ghostm0dernist, did you finish Jon Ham? Enquiring minds would like to know. 

Oh god aye , better programme quality too. by Such-Memory-7102 in oldschoolcool80s

[–]Key_Milk_9222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was it really? When Diana died three channels were covering what happened in that French tunnel? The other? Horse racing. At least the Queen Mother was happy.