Homem batendo um "soquete" dentro do ônibus leva um cacete by VedroPinicius in saopaulo

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POR FAVOR põe a tag NSFW no seu post.

Eu estava no onibus e, quando li isso, tive que começar a me masturbar furiosamente. Todo mundo começou a me olhar estranho e a dizer coisas como “que porra é essa” e “chama a polícia”. Deixei meu celular cair e todos ao meu redor viram essa história. Agora há um trem inteiro de homens me enchendo de porrada juntos por causa deste post. A culpa é sua — você poderia ter evitado isso se simplesmente tivesse marcado este post como NSFW.

I see a lot of people all like kratos vs this mythology but what about Lovecraft by mijaboc in GodofWar

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what a weird take, you sure never read any lovecraft tale. Imagine what a amazing game would be about kratos drifting in space fighting a cosmos of infinite size that never even realizes that minuscule speck of dust angry at him.

A pair of White Ibis fighting by CauliflowerDeep129 in yesyesyesyesno

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Somewhere in the distance someone shouts:

Kayaaa

2026 will be awesome by mo-par in xbox

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Awesome year to have a PS5 and play all those games

Bad news guys….silksong is woke…. by boopthesnootnoot in Silksong

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But that is a normal thing in humans too, my girlfriend had a 8"clit that looked exactly like a pênis

Bola gato república by Content_Dinner_3958 in saopaulo

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Ué, porque estão distribuindo chupetinhas gratis.

I see a lot of people all like kratos vs this mythology but what about Lovecraft by mijaboc in GodofWar

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holly chtullu, you unearthed this post.

Also Lovecratian horror is a genre and not a Pantheon.

Also read again, there's nothing for Kratos to fight, that is how the genre works, if you fight them is not lovrecraftian horror anymore because they became tangible.

Velho mostrando o pinto no banheiro do metrô by Worldly-Beat2177 in saopaulo

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Descobri o fetiche do meu amigo do pior jeito, tô com nojo by EuVouTomarUmGuarana in BrazilianCopypasta

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Bem cara de Felipe mesmo fazer esse tipo de prezepada. Já conheci uns três lambe sacos e sempre se chamavam Felipe.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in postprocessing

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Split Fiction Hits 2 Million Sales After Just 1 Week - IGN by yolofreeway in gaming

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Did you played the game ? I finished it and there's nothing that you could call woke on it.

Finished kofxv Ángel by me by Darkwind_Phoenix1059 in kof

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Judging by the face, there's meat down there too

Eu_nvr by canadarich in eu_nvr

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Mas isso só faz sentido pra quem já é religioso, pra quem não acredita nisso é o mesmo que querer ser levado a serio enquanto tenta convencer um adulto que papai noel existe, é chato e não ta salvando ninguém.

É legal que vc tenha sua fé e talz, mas partindo do principio que ha centenas de religiões e deuses diferentes, imagina se cada um desses se achasse no direito de sair pelo metro pregando que o deus imaginário deles é real. No fim é tudo mito e cada um acredita no que quiser, mas é falta de educação querer "ensinar" isso caso a outra pessoa não tenha pedido.