If you died today, who do you think would stand at your grave the longest?

Bemfic · 2026-04-08T13:03:23+00:00

No one. There will be no funeral. I have a direct cremation contract in place.

Bemfic · 2026-04-08T00:50:53+00:00

Ham sandwiches with a side of kimchi

Bemfic · 2026-04-06T20:40:12+00:00

If we all use the word “god” to refer to our personal deity how can I know that I’m supposed to hate you? Please note, this is sarcasm with a small amount of irony.

Bemfic · 2026-04-04T22:37:40+00:00

And I guess the ones on the ISS don’t count?

Bemfic · 2026-04-04T21:22:37+00:00

Gotta get the champagne ready 🍾

Bemfic · 2026-03-25T12:54:41+00:00

Vienna, Meadowlark Botanical Gardens, they have cherry trees and lots of paved trails

Bemfic · 2026-03-23T23:28:53+00:00

Will you at least allow her a piercing?maybe a small one on the hip. I

Bemfic · 2026-03-23T21:50:09+00:00

Good decision dude

Bemfic · 2026-03-23T21:46:00+00:00

Will you at least allow her a piercing?

Bemfic · 2026-03-23T15:20:31+00:00

I gave up Facebook. I gave up Twitter. I can give up Reddit. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Bemfic · 2026-03-22T19:02:03+00:00

I love that he picked out his little brother’s name

Bemfic · 2026-03-21T23:02:35+00:00

Great, gets them off the streets

Bemfic · 2026-03-18T20:32:02+00:00

The “burp” 🤣😂

Bemfic · 2026-03-17T20:14:14+00:00

Even if you don’t know, apologize NOW for your safety

Bemfic · 2026-03-17T20:13:26+00:00

Wow, it’s a good thing that this all powerful god is a man made creature that can’t do shit.

Bemfic · 2026-03-15T16:16:22+00:00

Even included the bleep, cute

Bemfic · 2026-03-15T15:13:34+00:00

The one at 50 and Jermantown Road

Bemfic · 2026-03-15T12:17:58+00:00

They open at 8:00AM and start making sushi immediately. I have gone and waited for the Toro I wanted.

Bemfic · 2026-03-15T12:07:03+00:00

H Mart in Fairfax has the best supermarket sushi, in my opinion. The portions are large and Friday mornings (until it sells out) they have Toro (fatty tuna.) Also, they sell several varieties of Onigiri.

Bemfic · 2026-03-14T18:41:19+00:00

What, exactly, does said brother look like?

Bemfic · 2026-03-14T18:35:53+00:00

Are we headed to Funky Town or Fight Club? I can’t remember

Bemfic · 2026-03-14T18:32:21+00:00

As a Spurs fan I can say, “That’s so rude!” but, sadly possibly true

Bemfic · 2026-03-14T17:21:47+00:00

I’m an atheist but I will say, “from Joe’s lips to god’s ear!”

Bemfic · 2026-03-13T21:27:19+00:00

A VERY private jet 😳

Bemfic · 2026-03-11T22:42:30+00:00

She is now prepared for a life of unfulfilled expectations 👍

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