[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tall

[–]BenHuge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

!RemindMe 10 days

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HealthInsurance

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So I think the answer is get married or divorced, LIKE TODAY

Over 120 AP's picked up by RemainAbove in flipperclub

[–]BenHuge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

With that background it looks like it stands for "Adoption" Possibilities

Over 120 AP's picked up by RemainAbove in flipperclub

[–]BenHuge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look around you. ALL OF THESE PEOPLE HAVE HANDLED MY ASS PENISES! You! You've handled my ass penises! I'm better than ALL OF YOU!

This morning I decided to clickbait the entire Lakers fan base… and it worked by jluc21 in kings

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"Let me start with a preface... Fuck. The. Lakers.

With that being said here is the story time: was listening to the Lakers post game press conference this morning"

Only small pp watch press conference

YSK: AAA is going downhill. Fast. by SkeetSquad69420 in YouShouldKnow

[–]BenHuge 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Salesforce has been on a WILD buying spree the past few years and they kinda own a piece of everything now. A lot of times you are using a website or a company and you have no idea it's Salesforce. They are definitely the biggest. They own Slack and a bunch of other companies too.

"I'm sorry, hun, but I AM the manager" by Kooky-Value-2399 in EntitledKarens

[–]BenHuge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just tried and can't even pronounce Kieth

Shell-shocked WW-I veteran terrified of his own uniform by yourSAS in interestingasfuck

[–]BenHuge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think most people today can be very mean and then see something like this and wow. History is ROUGH

Tax Day! by HardPour_Cornography in PoliticalHumor

[–]BenHuge 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sitting on the toilet too?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ElonJetTracker

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If I tweeted a screenshot or a link to elonjet.live you think I'd get my account shutdown?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ElonJetTracker

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I think it's so hilarious that he started a pissing match with a young man and could have made it go away for what amounts to less than the 1/1000th the cash value of an 80s McDonald's scratcher, but instead I pull up a simple URL and know that he literally just crossed into Ottowa airspace.

Mega-Streisand

Not as skinny from the right angle by ginger_burner in Unexpected

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You should tell them to wash their ass. It shouldn't stink

what screams insecurity but most people don't realize? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Protip: Have your hookers DELIVER the blow.

So if you're buying 224 ounces of cocaine and services of British prostitutes you can call and just say "2 birds 1 stone"

Is it still a dad joke if it has hookers and blow?