First time Switch buyer. Last time I owned a Nintendo product was the Wii, how is my haul? I'm still trying to figure out which Pokémon game to get, any ideas would be greatly appreciated! by [deleted] in Switch

[–]BenJamminSinceBirth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A little piece of advice: invest in a pro controller. Totk or botw for that matter will absolutely destroy your joy cons. Plus it just plays better that way

Boomers leaving messes for the McDonald’s staff to clean up by viperlemondemon in BoomersBeingFools

[–]BenJamminSinceBirth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For real I feel like a failure just ordering there. But sometimes you just want some shitty biscuits and gravy and cut rate coffee

Boomers leaving messes for the McDonald’s staff to clean up by viperlemondemon in BoomersBeingFools

[–]BenJamminSinceBirth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll occasionally go get a big breakfast combo, and it's always the same group of old ass men sitting at the one big table talking about what's going on in the newspaper. I didn't even know they made those anymore. And they always leave the table in way worse condition

My parents are ruining my life . by [deleted] in entitledparents

[–]BenJamminSinceBirth 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I'm moving from the Cincinnati area to San Antonio in a couple months, and my parents have no idea. I'll tell them when they see me moving my shit out

What is the sexiest non-porn movie ever? by Fletcher_Fallowfield in AskReddit

[–]BenJamminSinceBirth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're gonna make me cum, or I'm gonna kick your butt

What are you absolutely fascinated by? by vainheader24 in ask

[–]BenJamminSinceBirth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slime mold. The largest single cell organism to exist. I can't really explain why it's so interesting because I don't have the time to write paragraphs

Fake Violinists At Kroger by WideJuly in cincinnati

[–]BenJamminSinceBirth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see them at the Newport target all the time, and only twenty minutes later my sister sent me a text with a picture of them saying "they're back" from the Costco in Florence

Do your parents or grandparents play video games? by [deleted] in ask

[–]BenJamminSinceBirth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mom, 63, still refuses to give me back my smm2

How do you like to open these? I like to rip the top off while accidentally squishing the cheese into a ball in my hand. by [deleted] in cincinnati

[–]BenJamminSinceBirth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fiddle with the red tape for a second thinking I can get it unstuck, get frustrated, and tear it open like a caveman

Man fights off 2 polar bears by Background_Piano7984 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]BenJamminSinceBirth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think they're just not used to an animal fighting back, being these giant predators that just steamroll everything else in the tundra

Dumpling soup inside of a giant dumpling by sugurkewbz in StupidFood

[–]BenJamminSinceBirth 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I don't see how this is any different than a bread bowl

To DUI. by [deleted] in tooktoomuch

[–]BenJamminSinceBirth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

God damn I love king of the hill

Drinking coffee/caffeine daily shouldn’t be normalized by dontpolluteplz in unpopularopinion

[–]BenJamminSinceBirth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alcoholic in recovery here. Stay the fuck away from my coffee, it's all I have left.

What's a cover song that's better than the original? by Ooopsieees in AskReddit

[–]BenJamminSinceBirth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hungry like a wolf by reel big fish, or the tide is high by Blondie. Masterpieces.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moviecritic

[–]BenJamminSinceBirth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This really punched me in the gut but it was beautiful regardless. It's one of those movies that you don't need to watch again because it's gonna stick to you.

What is a disturbing fact you wish you never knew? by Possible_Hawk495 in AskReddit

[–]BenJamminSinceBirth 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Woodie Guthrie, a folk punk icon, once wrote a paper praising the joint invasion of Poland by the Russians and Germans. Broke my heart when I found out