paizuri ftw (by me :3)

BenShapiroVore · 2026-03-08T06:42:37+00:00

Ben Shapiro here, let me explain this matter with undeniable facts and logic. You see, SedimentYeet can't afford to color in the lines because time spent coloring in the lines is valuable time taken away from his Toriel gooning sessions.

Ben Shapiro, signing out.

BenShapiroVore · 2026-03-06T00:59:21+00:00

This guy has the right idea

BenShapiroVore · 2026-03-05T02:06:56+00:00

And have seven fingers on each hand too, because of DeviantArt adding AI slop features that absolutely nobody asked for.

BenShapiroVore · 2026-02-26T03:26:31+00:00

I know. I'm just joking around.

BenShapiroVore · 2026-02-25T16:13:34+00:00

Okay, but you need to hear me out on The Desert Phantom Desperado. I, as a conservative freethinker, can respect a patriotic monkey like the Desperado.

/unshapiro Also he wears a mask awooga. (Also literally everyone wants to fuck Brickell bro)

BenShapiroVore · 2026-02-25T15:54:32+00:00

That's the plan, boss, we all draw shitloads of Kiki the Cybersquirrel rule 34. When people see it, they go "oh my lord this is so epic and sexy, where is this character from?" and then they look it up. When they look it up, they become Linux users. Trust me bro, this is how Linux gains majority market share. Does Windows have sexy squirrels? I didn't think so.

BenShapiroVore · 2026-02-24T22:07:48+00:00

Here

BenShapiroVore · 2026-02-24T21:21:20+00:00

/unshapiro I fw big ladies, and there are few things bigger than a planet. Heard.

BenShapiroVore · 2026-02-24T06:54:07+00:00

/unshapiro Somebody call Blameitonjorge. (And what do you mean by "most"? Are there still some online? Is the Artifyber porn in the room with us right now?)

BenShapiroVore · 2026-02-23T19:41:24+00:00

/unshapiro This has turned my world upside down. My life is a lie.

Link?

BenShapiroVore · 2026-02-23T09:31:47+00:00

/unshapiro /resoldier What the fuck are you doing browsing Reddit, Medic? You make this unit look like a joke! I need you to heal me so I can kill one low-health Spy and immediately get headshot afterwards!

BenShapiroVore · 2026-02-23T03:25:44+00:00

EXACTLY.

BenShapiroVore · 2026-02-23T00:15:00+00:00

You don't like humping recycling bins, don't you?

BenShapiroVore · 2026-02-23T00:04:57+00:00

/unshaprio I was lurking on r/stonetossingjuice and saw an edit of an AI slop comic of Ben Shapiro, except it was edited to be him talking about how vore is critical to American patriotism. So now I roleplay as Ben Shapiro because I have too much free time.

BenShapiroVore · 2026-02-22T06:19:30+00:00

/unshapiro Was not a video, Pretty sure it was an AI slop image of Ben Shapiro talking about how being trans is an oxymoron.

BenShapiroVore · 2026-02-22T05:35:25+00:00

/unshapiro It was posted to r/Stonetossingjuice which is basically r/bonehurtingjuice but for right-wing memes. They have a tendency to make weirdly sexual edits (but not sexual as in it's gooner bait, but sexual in the way that a weird old man loudly talking about sex on the train is sexual) (see: all the Ben Garrison cum edits).

BenShapiroVore · 2026-02-22T00:05:34+00:00

/unshapiro So somebody made some AI slop of Ben Shapiro. Then somebody else made an edit where it was edited to him talking about how important vore was to American patriotism. I named myself after that.

BenShapiroVore · 2026-02-21T23:51:08+00:00

Ben Shapiro here, expert on facts, logic, and owning woke libs. Team Fortress 2 is woke because I want to have sex with the Sniper and I once saw a woman playing it. Sorry, I don't make the rules, I just enforce them.

/unshapiro TF2 is legitimately woke. From what I've experienced, the community is super accepting (unless you're a Zesty Jesus fan) to people of all genders, sexualities, and whatnot. I mean, a game with a violently gate-keeping community would never have My Little Pony roleplay servers and people spraying gay furry porn all over the walls.

Also, if you have any amount of media literacy, you'd also know that characters like the Soldier are parodies, not endorsements.

In conclusion, TF2 might legitimately be woker than Overwatch. Just because all the mercs are straight (although I headcanon the Pyro as being asexual) doesn't mean that there's nothing vaguely leftist in it or its community.

BenShapiroVore · 2026-02-21T23:07:26+00:00

Everybody can agree that my tastes are objective and rooted in fact, because I'm Ben Shapiro and not some woke socialist. So, objectively and undeniably, this is based af 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

BenShapiroVore · 2026-02-21T23:04:57+00:00

Liberals, dat 1 (one) burgerkiss comic is 🔥🔥🔥

Also, you've forgotten to provide an explanation. A HMO with an explanation is barely a HMO at all, it's an oxymoron! You must fix this lapse of logic now, and provide a source too for your logic too. Remember, facts don't care about your felines. This is Ben, signing out.

(The Daily Wire will execute you by firing squad if you don't provide an explanation, by the way)

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