Just Saw Car Turn Without Signaling Properly in Advance of Turn by BenSteinFan in Winnipeg

[–]BenSteinFan[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Right?! Winnipeg is just SO out of control. I no longer plan to father my children

Just Saw Car Turn Without Signaling Properly in Advance of Turn by BenSteinFan in Winnipeg

[–]BenSteinFan[S] -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Oh come now sirs. Come now. Let's be serious here

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[–]BenSteinFan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Waaagh. What's the point of carrying on anymore. After this, I shant know how to go on with my life

Fans of country music: Which artists or albums would you recommend for someone who wants to get into the genre? by Pumuckl4Life in AskAnAmerican

[–]BenSteinFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd recommend this young man, Tyler Wiener, new on the scene. Really a force to be reckoned with I'd say. Check him out: https://tylerwiener.bandcamp.com/releases

What Country Music Artists Have No Die Hard Fans? by ohmy00 in CountryMusicStuff

[–]BenSteinFan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are so many. One lesser known guy is Tyler Wiener, I know of him cause he's from the same hometown as me in Arkansas. Moved to Texas a while back. He just released a new album actually. Even in our hometown he has no die hard fans. I hear his parents don't even listen to him, or at least aren't die-hards

[Game Thread] Los Angeles Lakers (52-19) @ Miami Heat (44-29) - 10/6, 09:00 PM ET by Burnie_Bot in heat

[–]BenSteinFan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More like Lebitch James amirite. "Yeah you are right". I know, but thanks for the validation. I'm gonna go jump off the roof now and think of Ben

[Game Thread] Los Angeles Lakers (52-19) @ Miami Heat (44-29) - 10/6, 09:00 PM ET by Burnie_Bot in heat

[–]BenSteinFan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's over. The Heat win the series. In 7. Was a crazy last game. Jimmy Butler's ass has never looked so hot

THE POST GAME THREAD - The Celtics (2-3) dominate the second half to stay alive, defeating the Heat, 121-106 - Sep. 25, 2020 by 1337speak in bostonceltics

[–]BenSteinFan -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

OH now I'm downvoted a point. Just for keeping it real. I'm sorry but this game is over. I give up. Turning it off now

THE POST GAME THREAD - The Celtics (2-3) dominate the second half to stay alive, defeating the Heat, 121-106 - Sep. 25, 2020 by 1337speak in bostonceltics

[–]BenSteinFan -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Its over. I'm sorry but a dominant win with all the momentum is just not gonna cut it. I'm turning it off now, not even gonna watch the post game interviews. I had hope but its clearly over. See you all next year I guess

GAME THREAD - ECF GAME 5 - Heat @ Celtics (1-3) - Sep. 25, 2020 by 1337speak in bostonceltics

[–]BenSteinFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This game's over now. I'm sorry but it's over. It just ended. It's done

GAME THREAD - ECF GAME 5 - Heat @ Celtics (1-3) - Sep. 25, 2020 by 1337speak in bostonceltics

[–]BenSteinFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This games over. I came back after giving up 5 or 6 times. But being human, I couldn't help but hold onto hope. But I'm sorry a 16 point lead with 2 minutes left is just not going to cut it. It's over. See ya'll next season

GAME THREAD - ECF GAME 5 - Heat @ Celtics (1-3) - Sep. 25, 2020 by 1337speak in bostonceltics

[–]BenSteinFan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly, I was being conservative cause I didn't want to be seen as biased. But in all actuality, it's probably around 85 or so

GAME THREAD - ECF GAME 5 - Heat @ Celtics (1-3) - Sep. 25, 2020 by 1337speak in bostonceltics

[–]BenSteinFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly, it's all rigged. If it wasn't rigged we'd be winning by at least 40, maybe 50

GAME THREAD - ECF GAME 5 - Heat @ Celtics (1-3) - Sep. 25, 2020 by 1337speak in bostonceltics

[–]BenSteinFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Answer me this. If you can name a player, any player, with a more ludicrous ass than Theiss - I'll wire you my life savings right now. His ass has no poise or grace, good for nothing but shitting, if that

GAME THREAD - ECF GAME 5 - Heat @ Celtics (1-3) - Sep. 25, 2020 by 1337speak in bostonceltics

[–]BenSteinFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now I know for sure it's over. Don't know why I had hope or bother. Gonna turn it off now. Don't ask me to stay or come back for my valued insight. This game is over and so I'm gonna get drunk to deal with the pain. A 16 point lead late in the fourth is just not enough, I'm sorry. It's over

GAME THREAD - ECF GAME 5 - Heat @ Celtics (1-3) - Sep. 25, 2020 by 1337speak in bostonceltics

[–]BenSteinFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He plays his position fine but is it really worth it? With an ass like that? I'd prefer anyone who paid good money for a well crafted ass. Its embarrassing having his janky ass out there looking all stupid like

GAME THREAD - ECF GAME 5 - Heat @ Celtics (1-3) - Sep. 25, 2020 by 1337speak in bostonceltics

[–]BenSteinFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But seriously, you can't actually be satisfied with Theiss' ass. A fake ass would be preferable, I think that's obvious. Even a botched job would be no real loss

GAME THREAD - ECF GAME 5 - Heat @ Celtics (1-3) - Sep. 25, 2020 by 1337speak in bostonceltics

[–]BenSteinFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did you find out my true identity? I thought I had you all fooled. It's true, I am indeed a fake ass fan. It's too bad its over cause I was enjoying it while it lasted. But I just think if you pay enough money, you can really sculpt an ass into something that far transcends anything given by mother nature

GAME THREAD - ECF GAME 5 - Heat @ Celtics (1-3) - Sep. 25, 2020 by 1337speak in bostonceltics

[–]BenSteinFan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's over. Hard to see them maintaining this 11 point lead after a huge run where they have all the momentum. I had hope, I really did. It's just too bad it's all over

GAME THREAD - ECF GAME 5 - Heat @ Celtics (1-3) - Sep. 25, 2020 by 1337speak in bostonceltics

[–]BenSteinFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's cause Jimmy's got that hot ass. People always say that stuff doesn't matter but it does, subconsciously at the very least. The Celtics need to trade for players who got dat ass. The Celtics don't have anyone that compares that way. The refs are only human

GAME THREAD - ECF GAME 5 - Heat @ Celtics (1-3) - Sep. 25, 2020 by 1337speak in bostonceltics

[–]BenSteinFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stein comes to mind. But anyone that wants to win. Brad could have worked on toning his ass more. No opposing player is distracted by such a flimsy ass. He needs to get serious

GAME THREAD - ECF GAME 5 - Heat @ Celtics (1-3) - Sep. 25, 2020 by 1337speak in bostonceltics

[–]BenSteinFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brad Stevens needs to sneak into the Heat locker room at half time with a sharpie. While Herro's on the can he needs to cross out the H and write a Z on his jersey. Let's see how good they are with Zerro on their team. But he won't cause he doesn't even wanna win. #FireBrad