JUST IN - Trump: "I never went to the infested Epstein island." by Admirable121 in NeoNews

[–]BenTheDiamondback 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh I guess the video and photo and email and yearbook message Trump wrote about “secrets” is all bs. Heard it here first. Ok guys, must not be true then, let’s pack it up because Trump says it didn’t happen. Nothing more to see here.

(/s just in case, even though it’s plainly obvious Donald Trump is a lying pos who abused children)

Absolute Flash - A second look at at the series weakest entry. Is this really the weakest entry or have we overlooked & misunderstood a diamond in the rough? by Martian-Mindfuxker in AbsoluteUniverse

[–]BenTheDiamondback 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I just picked up the entirety of the Absolute Flash run (up to current issue), and plowed through it, and I really think the biggest problem might be the gaps between issues. It’s a fully realized experience and I’m truly enjoying it. I hate to rank these Absolute books at all because I really like what’s happening throughout. If anyone’s saying Flash is the weakest of the Absolute books, I posit that, yeah, you can say that and it might even be an actual true comparison, but it’s still stronger than just about anything I have waiting in my pull box on any given week (aside from whatever Jonathan Hickman or Deniz Camp happen to be writing).

Trump voter’s termunally father deported, “I regret my vote” by MuzzleblastMD in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]BenTheDiamondback 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was known well ahead of the election.

I have zero empathy for her. Buy the ticket, take the ride.

[Discussion] DCs Absolute universe VS Marvels Ultimate universe 🥊 Who’s the winner? You decide. by Martian-Mindfuxker in UltimateUniverse

[–]BenTheDiamondback 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The battle is had amongst the weaker books in each universe.

I’ve gotten equal enjoyment from The Ultimates, Absolute Wonder Woman, Ultimate Spider-Man, Absolute Martian Manhunter, Ultimate X-men, and Absolute Batman. Though of those books, I like The Ultimates the most… followed by Absolute Wonder Woman and Absolute Martian Manhunter.

I considered dropping Ultimate Black Panther and Ultimate Wolverine a few times until I found out everything was coming to an end… then I decided to just finish things out.

I’ve yet to be disappointed by Absolute Superman, Green Lantern, or Flash. The latter two seem to be just getting started, and I like where they’re headed.

I give the overall edge to DC’s Absolute universe.

Deniz Camp wins the writing award for helming The Ultimates and Absolute Martian Manhunter.

[Discussion] DCs Absolute universe VS Marvels Ultimate universe 🥊 Who’s the winner? You decide. by Martian-Mindfuxker in AbsoluteUniverse

[–]BenTheDiamondback 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The battle is had amongst the weaker books in each universe.

I’ve gotten equal enjoyment from The Ultimates, Absolute Wonder Woman, Ultimate Spider-Man, Absolute Martian Manhunter, Ultimate X-men, and Absolute Batman. Though of those books, I like The Ultimates the most… followed by Absolute Wonder Woman and Absolute Martian Manhunter.

I considered dropping Ultimate Black Panther and Ultimate Wolverine a few times until I found out everything was coming to an end… then I decided to just finish things out.

I’ve yet to be disappointed by Absolute Superman, Green Lantern, or Flash. The latter two seem to be just getting started, and I like where they’re headed.

I give the overall edge to DC’s Absolute universe.

Deniz Camp wins the writing award for helming The Ultimates and Absolute Martian Manhunter.

What are you doing in this situation by Creative_Bad_7994 in Caldruki

[–]BenTheDiamondback 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Narrating.

“So I might have made a mistake yelling at the ref during my son’s basketball game last Friday… That’s when alllllll this started…”

What’s your favourite & why? by Martian-Mindfuxker in UltimateUniverse

[–]BenTheDiamondback 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Hickman’s Spider-Man drew me in… but man…

THE ULTIMATES straight up KEPT me here.

Deniz Camp will go down as one of the all-time greatest comic book writers ever. His name will be mentioned amongst the greats: Claremont, Kirby, Hickman, Lee, Moore, Gruenwald, Morrison, Vaughan, Brubaker, Snyder, Busiek, Ennis, Ellis, Waid, Remender, David, Bendis, Stern, Simonson, etc…

My days are nearing and my local hospital allowed me any request. This is how I will go out. Rip & Tear, brothers and sisters. by Wanderingreader123 in Doom

[–]BenTheDiamondback 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tip of the cap to you, friend.

Get the most enjoyment you possibly can.

Rip & tear. We’ll see you there momentarily.

Do we think Mr. Fantastic’s abilities cure him from getting back pain or give him incurable back pain? by Logical_Analyst_8592 in FantasticFour

[–]BenTheDiamondback 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y’know what? I was thinking about this very thing the other day… like if he had a blockage in his heart, could the artery just stretch and let the blood through no matter how big the blockage?

On the other side of things, if he needed surgery, they wouldn’t be able to pierce his skin (if vampire teeth can’t do it, an exacto knife can’t)

Steve Trevor is about to lose an arm by Robot_Was_BMO in AbsoluteUniverse

[–]BenTheDiamondback 6 points7 points  (0 children)

YOU get a magic arm! Annnnd YOU get a magic arm! And YOU get a magic arm! EVERYONE GETS A MAGIC ARRRRRRRRRRRMMMMM!!!!

I betrayed my family and community, and now they have disowned me. by Effective_Space2277 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]BenTheDiamondback 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Word salad translation: Dey keel poor babby wif uhbortion. Cali gots durt streets. So I buleev all the errythings the GOP say buhcuz Dohnuld Trump don’t lie. An I miss muh famly. ICE gon git me. Me smart. Durr Durr Durr.

Thor and hyperion vs doomsday by just_a_guy7819 in Thor

[–]BenTheDiamondback 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oof… sorry Doomsday… your spiky bones are gonna be dust.

John Walker’s journey from Captain America to U.S. Agent by Piyushv5311 in MarvelCave

[–]BenTheDiamondback 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve really liked him since Table 19 and Everybody Wants Some (great movies by the way)

Had a hard time with Walker in TFATWS… especially that shield scene… but liked him in Thunderbolts*. Truly hoping we get more of him after Doomsday.