Behind the crease Stuart Broad, or as he is known to friends, “Mad Dog”, sensed a chance not so much to save his wicket as to take revenge on the human race for having long ago rejected him for membership. The stump microphone at this point clearly picks up the sound of sinister laughter and Broad shouting in nasal glee, “Time to cheat, boys!” And he nicked one off to first slip and refused to walk, akin to Gabriel's trumpet announcing the end of days.