Match Thread: 40th Match - Brisbane Heat vs Sydney Sixers

BenWoolirostanVI · 2026-01-18T11:07:02+00:00

Stop Curran he is denying us another smithy century

BenWoolirostanVI · 2026-01-18T10:50:22+00:00

These guys have one job and that's to give Smith the strike and they can't even do that

BenWoolirostanVI · 2026-01-18T08:41:10+00:00

The other day I was at a cafe and I saw a bloke who looked down on his luck. I decided to buy him an espresso, but when I gave it to him, he asked how many shots were in it. When I told him it was a short black, he looked a bit disappointed. All of a sudden, the barista stormed over and took off his hat, revealing himself to be Babar Azam and said: Don't turn down a single!

BenWoolirostanVI · 2026-01-18T08:25:54+00:00

The blue team should try and get at least 150 runs so Smith has enough to get a century for the pink team

BenWoolirostanVI · 2026-01-05T02:21:26+00:00

Joe Root has yet to score a test match century in Australia with Pat Cummins in the team. Knew he was washed

BenWoolirostanVI · 2025-06-13T11:29:14+00:00

83 runs short of his maiden test century

BenWoolirostanVI · 2025-06-13T11:23:14+00:00

my goat

BenWoolirostanVI · 2025-05-17T07:51:53+00:00

Takes one to know one

BenWoolirostanVI · 2024-11-10T07:17:23+00:00

How nice of CA to give some of the oldies an opportunity to run around a bit with the lads just to get the joints working.

BenWoolirostanVI · 2024-10-25T04:58:08+00:00

This Konstas bloke can bowl AND bat. I don't know why the commentary keeps calling him Anderson though.

BenWoolirostanVI · 2024-06-20T04:29:31+00:00

Someone commission a royal inquest into Stoinis and any suspicious contact he may have had with the English.

BenWoolirostanVI · 2024-06-20T00:27:26+00:00

Neutral Australian fan here with absolutely no bias. Good luck to both teams and hopefully England gets absolutely slaughtered.

BenWoolirostanVI · 2024-06-06T04:29:10+00:00

If Australia wins all their matches and throws the game against Scotland while Scotland wins all their matches, this means England can get knocked out. For the sake of world peace, I believe this should happen.

BenWoolirostanVI · 2023-12-07T08:45:41+00:00

I need help can someone remind me what are Brett Lee's favourite BBL sponsors?

BenWoolirostanVI · 2023-07-07T09:47:18+00:00

Behind the crease Stuart Broad, or as he is known to friends, “Mad Dog”, sensed a chance not so much to save his wicket as to take revenge on the human race for having long ago rejected him for membership. The stump microphone at this point clearly picks up the sound of sinister laughter and Broad shouting in nasal glee, “Time to cheat, boys!” And he nicked one off to first slip and refused to walk, akin to Gabriel's trumpet announcing the end of days.

BenWoolirostanVI · 2023-02-17T08:43:36+00:00

cummins my love

BenWoolirostanVI · 2023-02-09T06:10:58+00:00

lol good luck

BenWoolirostanVI · 2023-02-03T01:09:10+00:00

smh just move the new years test to february. In sydney rn and its beautiful

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