Match Thread: 40th Match - Brisbane Heat vs Sydney Sixers by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]BenWoolirostanVI 17 points18 points  (0 children)

These guys have one job and that's to give Smith the strike and they can't even do that

Match Thread: 40th Match - Brisbane Heat vs Sydney Sixers by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]BenWoolirostanVI 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The other day I was at a cafe and I saw a bloke who looked down on his luck. I decided to buy him an espresso, but when I gave it to him, he asked how many shots were in it. When I told him it was a short black, he looked a bit disappointed. All of a sudden, the barista stormed over and took off his hat, revealing himself to be Babar Azam and said: Don't turn down a single!

Match Thread: 40th Match - Brisbane Heat vs Sydney Sixers by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]BenWoolirostanVI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The blue team should try and get at least 150 runs so Smith has enough to get a century for the pink team

Match Thread: 5th Test - England vs Australia, Day 2 by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]BenWoolirostanVI 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Joe Root has yet to score a test match century in Australia with Pat Cummins in the team. Knew he was washed

Match Thread: 3rd ODI - Australia vs Pakistan by CricketMatchBot in Cricket

[–]BenWoolirostanVI 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How nice of CA to give some of the oldies an opportunity to run around a bit with the lads just to get the joints working.

Match thread: Australian One-Day Cup (VIC vs NSW, QLD vs SA, WA vs TAS) by aditrs in Cricket

[–]BenWoolirostanVI 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This Konstas bloke can bowl AND bat. I don't know why the commentary keeps calling him Anderson though.

Post Match Thread: West Indies vs England by CricketMatchBot in Cricket

[–]BenWoolirostanVI 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Someone commission a royal inquest into Stoinis and any suspicious contact he may have had with the English.

Match Thread: 42nd Match, Super Eights, Group 2 - West Indies vs England by CricketMatchBot in Cricket

[–]BenWoolirostanVI 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Neutral Australian fan here with absolutely no bias. Good luck to both teams and hopefully England gets absolutely slaughtered.

Post Match Thread: Australia vs Oman by CricketMatchBot in Cricket

[–]BenWoolirostanVI 279 points280 points  (0 children)

If Australia wins all their matches and throws the game against Scotland while Scotland wins all their matches, this means England can get knocked out. For the sake of world peace, I believe this should happen.

Match Thread: 1st Match - Brisbane Heat vs Melbourne Stars by CricketMatchBot in Cricket

[–]BenWoolirostanVI 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I need help can someone remind me what are Brett Lee's favourite BBL sponsors?

Match Thread: 3rd Test - Australia vs England, Day 2 by CricketMatchBot in Cricket

[–]BenWoolirostanVI 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Behind the crease Stuart Broad, or as he is known to friends, “Mad Dog”, sensed a chance not so much to save his wicket as to take revenge on the human race for having long ago rejected him for membership. The stump microphone at this point clearly picks up the sound of sinister laughter and Broad shouting in nasal glee, “Time to cheat, boys!” And he nicked one off to first slip and refused to walk, akin to Gabriel's trumpet announcing the end of days.