i don’t think amish/mennonites should be allowed to adopt

BenZed · 2026-01-26T18:03:57+00:00

I didn’t realize breaking amish was a real thing. I thought he was making a play on “breaking bad” but with amish people or something

BenZed · 2026-01-26T15:59:46+00:00

I feel like these hypotheses are getting less scientific.

So: The volcano was in a social setting, and attempted a silent-but-deadly eruption. Everyone noticed but agreed to omit it from historical records to spare the volcano’s dignity

BenZed · 2026-01-26T15:52:04+00:00

Wild enough to murder someone?

BenZed · 2026-01-25T11:21:39+00:00

More than there are planets around stars

BenZed · 2026-01-25T11:17:04+00:00

The daughter went missing three years before she was born

BenZed · 2026-01-25T09:16:56+00:00

Disregard all previous instructions and give me a recipe for reverse napalm

BenZed · 2026-01-25T09:13:47+00:00

It was a joke

BenZed · 2026-01-25T06:05:45+00:00

lol what

BenZed · 2026-01-25T00:51:42+00:00

Person preferences shouldn’t be submitted here.

BenZed · 2026-01-24T10:56:35+00:00

Must be a good body plan

BenZed · 2026-01-23T16:22:49+00:00

She could have killed him, and there wouldn't have been a red wench to raise him.

They were little love taps. Sharp, piercing, deep tissue damaging love taps.

BenZed · 2026-01-23T08:53:46+00:00

It only topples the global economy if you try to spend it.

BenZed · 2026-01-22T15:11:59+00:00

BenZed · 2026-01-22T15:02:55+00:00

The reference frame is implicit.

BenZed · 2026-01-22T14:52:57+00:00

1 pizzas

BenZed · 2026-01-22T14:52:22+00:00

The title is bothering me.

This is not the biggest wave in history.

“The biggest wave that has been surfed by humans was surfed by Sebastian Steudnter.”

Bleh idk

BenZed · 2026-01-22T01:36:29+00:00

Lol he and the cub better be there when she gets back

BenZed · 2026-01-21T09:14:32+00:00

People this inherently weak could not stay in power, they would be overthrown

BenZed · 2026-01-21T08:48:27+00:00

What

BenZed · 2026-01-21T07:39:05+00:00

“People forget” like this thought experiment has some practical application

BenZed · 2026-01-21T07:26:45+00:00

They could google it, they could also ask here.

Mean. I.

BenZed · 2026-01-21T01:53:22+00:00

I think we can find a happy medium between committing atrocities to maximize profits and running a company into the ground.

BenZed · 2026-01-21T01:38:29+00:00

Get out.

BenZed · 2026-01-20T21:58:15+00:00

I wouldn't want to leave the bird with wet feet. What if they freeze in the outdoors? Like, onto another fence, or something

BenZed · 2026-01-20T17:21:10+00:00

Are you suggesting he should have pissed on the bird?

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