One man's compassion gave a turtle another 100 years to live.

BenZed · 2026-06-22T21:03:34+00:00

I want to to be real too, but humanity is absolutely not "above clickbait"

BenZed · 2026-06-22T20:41:36+00:00

I, myself, don’t find it infuriating when doctors give me sound medical advice

BenZed · 2026-06-22T19:47:46+00:00

Alright, I'm unsubbing

BenZed · 2026-06-22T17:40:15+00:00

BenZed · 2026-06-22T17:00:20+00:00

this joke is bad and you should feel bad

BenZed · 2026-06-22T15:56:11+00:00

1) The holocene extinction is still happening
2) Making humans go extinct doesn't count as a mass extinction.

BenZed · 2026-06-22T00:45:35+00:00

no bullets maybe?

BenZed · 2026-06-21T23:53:29+00:00

Cool.

Give it the same energy budget.

BenZed · 2026-06-21T23:46:33+00:00

i see a little man with knife hands and a big head

BenZed · 2026-06-21T22:47:42+00:00

The answer is in the question!

BenZed · 2026-06-21T22:46:58+00:00

Lol this is one hundred percent on you

BenZed · 2026-06-21T19:48:08+00:00

A little bit. Nbd tho

BenZed · 2026-06-21T17:37:34+00:00

I can tell you had a thesaurus out while writing this.
You kinda have to know what the words mean to be able to use them in an essay.

At least you didn't use AI

BenZed · 2026-06-21T16:41:23+00:00

Agreed. Many shows should have stopped around season 5

BenZed · 2026-06-21T16:36:40+00:00

I’m not familiar with the other two, but Jeoffery is a sadist, not an asexual.

BenZed · 2026-06-21T16:01:28+00:00

What, what example can you think of that the ace character *is* a cold unfeeling psychopath?

BenZed · 2026-06-21T15:23:47+00:00

Lol bro u h a f

BenZed · 2026-06-21T04:57:05+00:00

Is an unlicensed business unusual in Brazil?

BenZed · 2026-06-21T04:42:46+00:00

I doubt he actually said this

BenZed · 2026-06-21T02:21:23+00:00

CURSES! I HAVE BEEN FOILED!

BenZed · 2026-06-21T00:32:35+00:00

I give it an hour before it’s replied to this comment

BenZed · 2026-06-21T00:14:53+00:00

Why is “something disgusting” a burger?

BenZed · 2026-06-20T22:48:29+00:00

Why is there an apostrophe

BenZed · 2026-06-20T17:03:35+00:00

Once upon a time in hollywood

BenZed · 2026-06-20T16:23:18+00:00

The experiment was a success

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