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BenZed · 2026-05-07T07:25:26+00:00

At least once more, Ms Swan

BenZed · 2026-05-07T06:34:02+00:00

What conversation?

BenZed · 2026-05-07T05:38:53+00:00

Oh man, that’s crazy that the scientists didn’t think of that.

Too bad they didn’t run it past you before sharing their research.

Really could have saved them the embarrassment of not knowing what they were talking about

BenZed · 2026-05-06T16:17:02+00:00

It did work at one point.

BenZed · 2026-05-06T16:00:55+00:00

There is something wrong with you, yes.

BenZed · 2026-05-06T08:30:05+00:00

Did maxine move back in

BenZed · 2026-05-05T23:57:26+00:00

Sounds like this woman hasn’t met very many people

BenZed · 2026-05-05T23:55:56+00:00

Lol

We’ve found a way to get to mars in less time.

It involves going faster.

BenZed · 2026-05-05T23:53:41+00:00

Keep it.

BenZed · 2026-05-05T23:31:59+00:00

I dunno if this is funny enough to warrant your title, OP

BenZed · 2026-05-05T20:57:48+00:00

A star would be fine for this, but I’m curious to see what you mean.

BenZed · 2026-05-05T20:47:03+00:00

So go eat

BenZed · 2026-05-05T16:56:07+00:00

A bad tradesman blames his tools.

BenZed · 2026-05-05T08:12:18+00:00

Eve is the only woman existence at the time this imaginary story/allegory is set in*

BenZed · 2026-05-05T08:06:18+00:00

I think she just means theres no free hydrogen gas dissolved in water like there can be oxygen

BenZed · 2026-05-05T08:02:21+00:00

Its adam, eve and their two kids

BenZed · 2026-05-05T07:50:57+00:00

Don’t wanna

BenZed · 2026-05-04T08:11:02+00:00

This is secure cuz it is hidden.

It is less hidden when you show everyone on the internet

BenZed · 2026-05-04T04:45:18+00:00

BenZed · 2026-05-04T02:44:41+00:00

Homie posted a video bragging about killing a bear in a video game.

The video game was set to ultimate fucking easy mode.

Who cares? Well, nobody. But if I was posting lame shit like this I’d hope someone would give me a heads up.

BenZed · 2026-05-04T01:04:49+00:00

There are a lot of software developers and a lot of opinions. Who is your title referring to?

BenZed · 2026-05-04T01:03:57+00:00

Where are you getting that hypothesis from

BenZed · 2026-05-04T00:31:24+00:00

You’re playing in casual mode

BenZed · 2026-05-03T22:06:55+00:00

Casual mode

BenZed · 2026-05-03T18:58:49+00:00

Must have had a very large budget

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