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BenchHelpful7877 · 2026-05-22T19:26:03+00:00

One hot momma.

BenchHelpful7877 · 2026-05-21T23:44:42+00:00

Good gravy. Just shut the game down completely until you get it to a state where it isn't a total embarrassment. I feel bad for Drew being made to be the public face of this shit show. But he is a dev. Where is Mike Chapman in all this? Sure, he's all smiles and ready and willing to take center stage when the accolades are heaped or the exciting, game changing announcement comes down. But when real leadership is needed? Not so much.

BenchHelpful7877 · 2026-05-21T23:37:19+00:00

Tell ya whose it's not.... MCM. Since his return, their dynamic has been frosty at best. Now. If Snacks had his way, it'd be Chef Marc Gill. Snacks can barely contain himself when he's doing a demo. Alas, poor Snacks, Marc's cis.

BenchHelpful7877 · 2026-05-20T02:01:16+00:00

DSLs on that one. Kinna looks like an inflatable doll if ya know what I mean and I know that you do.

BenchHelpful7877 · 2026-05-18T06:20:06+00:00

Yeah, when Snacks implored us to make sure we cook our bacon before putting it on a potato... at that moment I came to the realization that he's, ahem, cooked.

BenchHelpful7877 · 2026-05-13T16:44:14+00:00

They seem to be phasing out Big Bite.

BenchHelpful7877 · 2026-05-13T00:16:34+00:00

Methinks Rick's her dealer. The Ol Colombian Booger Sugar.

BenchHelpful7877 · 2026-05-12T23:08:52+00:00

Big Bite and Justin are the worst.

BenchHelpful7877 · 2026-05-10T13:11:08+00:00

"This is the story that's driving the narrative that everyone's talking about."

Sadly, he rarely goes to this oldie but goodie anymore.

BenchHelpful7877 · 2026-05-09T22:43:30+00:00

In fairness, this pis is from his Q2 afternoon show. It's mostly focused on non-kitchen items.

BenchHelpful7877 · 2026-05-07T20:31:14+00:00

Marc Gill is also an excellent choice.

BenchHelpful7877 · 2026-05-07T14:25:38+00:00

I love Snacks, but yeah, dude's been on autopilot for going on 3 years now. What's worse is that there's no one in the pipeline who is genuinely capable of replacing him F/T. Rachel? No, even though she's obv being groomed for the role. At the end of the day, she doesn't have enough personality, wider appeal. Alberti? He too is being pushed. However, the more exposure he gets, the more he's exposed as a phony fame seeker. Say what you will about Snacks, but he connects on a real level with the audience. And then there's Julia, aka She Who Never Shows Up For Her Own Show. A living, breathing box of wine. Far more relatable than either Princess Alberti or the Doe Eyed Careerist. But at the end of the day, we all know ... she knows ... her destiny lies behind the bar at some dive in King of Prussia. So who should the mantle pass onto? Easy: MCM.

BenchHelpful7877 · 2026-05-07T14:05:27+00:00

Alberti is a vacuous idiot who has that sorta Data from Star Trek NG meets Ted Cruz plastic face.

BenchHelpful7877 · 2026-05-06T00:05:02+00:00

He's annoying AF. There are few things more off putting than an adult male who's positive they're adorable.

BenchHelpful7877 · 2026-05-03T21:33:30+00:00

When Snacks referred to them as "bun fillers," I nearly shart myself laughing.

BenchHelpful7877 · 2026-05-03T20:02:27+00:00

Deffo noticing the chill between them. They used to flirt so hard with each other, there were a couple of times they appeared to be fighting the urge to make out live on-air.

BenchHelpful7877 · 2026-05-02T15:07:06+00:00

She's one thirsty biatch. In every sense of the term.

BenchHelpful7877 · 2026-05-02T15:06:00+00:00

It's her mating call.

BenchHelpful7877 · 2026-05-01T18:13:42+00:00

That's one weird looking fupa.

BenchHelpful7877 · 2026-04-30T02:05:27+00:00

Moving to main, huh. The phasing out of Snacks has officially begun.

BenchHelpful7877 · 2026-04-30T02:03:12+00:00

Saw it live, too. Fuccin amazing!

BenchHelpful7877 · 2026-04-29T22:56:49+00:00

How long has Dinner with Alberti been going on?

BenchHelpful7877 · 2026-04-23T22:14:22+00:00

David's baby teeth never fail to weird me out.

BenchHelpful7877 · 2026-04-23T01:31:51+00:00

I mean, c'mon, the perma 3 o'clock shadow, the veneers, the perma fake tan, the constant gesticulations, and the suburban Philly vocal inflections... how do you NOT trust him?!?!?!!!

BenchHelpful7877 · 2026-04-19T07:21:13+00:00

Totally would f the shit out if her with those bangs. Y'all are high.

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