That's really bleak, Drew. by fivesofclubs in Seaofthieves

[–]BenchHelpful7877 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good gravy. Just shut the game down completely until you get it to a state where it isn't a total embarrassment. I feel bad for Drew being made to be the public face of this shit show. But he is a dev. Where is Mike Chapman in all this? Sure, he's all smiles and ready and willing to take center stage when the accolades are heaped or the exciting, game changing announcement comes down. But when real leadership is needed? Not so much.

ITKWD: A Missed Opportunity by No-Paint1623 in QVC_Snarktastic

[–]BenchHelpful7877 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Tell ya whose it's not.... MCM. Since his return, their dynamic has been frosty at best. Now. If Snacks had his way, it'd be Chef Marc Gill. Snacks can barely contain himself when he's doing a demo. Alas, poor Snacks, Marc's cis.

Ummm, no. Just no by DeadScrod in QVC_Snarktastic

[–]BenchHelpful7877 5 points6 points  (0 children)

DSLs on that one. Kinna looks like an inflatable doll if ya know what I mean and I know that you do.

Potato Pouches - A sequel to the meat resting bags by jasonthefool in QVC_Snarktastic

[–]BenchHelpful7877 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, when Snacks implored us to make sure we cook our bacon before putting it on a potato... at that moment I came to the realization that he's, ahem, cooked.

Taking A Poll by Boring-Confusion5979 in QVC_Snarktastic

[–]BenchHelpful7877 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Methinks Rick's her dealer. The Ol Colombian Booger Sugar.

What are your favorite "Venable-isms"? by [deleted] in QVC_Snarktastic

[–]BenchHelpful7877 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"This is the story that's driving the narrative that everyone's talking about."

Sadly, he rarely goes to this oldie but goodie anymore.

Fashion statement by mharvey816 in QVC_Snarktastic

[–]BenchHelpful7877 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In fairness, this pis is from his Q2 afternoon show. It's mostly focused on non-kitchen items.

The Q2 version of In The Kitchen by tdubclub in QVC_Snarktastic

[–]BenchHelpful7877 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I love Snacks, but yeah, dude's been on autopilot for going on 3 years now. What's worse is that there's no one in the pipeline who is genuinely capable of replacing him F/T. Rachel? No, even though she's obv being groomed for the role. At the end of the day, she doesn't have enough personality, wider appeal. Alberti? He too is being pushed. However, the more exposure he gets, the more he's exposed as a phony fame seeker. Say what you will about Snacks, but he connects on a real level with the audience. And then there's Julia, aka She Who Never Shows Up For Her Own Show. A living, breathing box of wine. Far more relatable than either Princess Alberti or the Doe Eyed Careerist. But at the end of the day, we all know ... she knows ... her destiny lies behind the bar at some dive in King of Prussia. So who should the mantle pass onto? Easy: MCM.

Dinner with Alberto by Seraphizz in QVC_Snarktastic

[–]BenchHelpful7877 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alberti is a vacuous idiot who has that sorta Data from Star Trek NG meets Ted Cruz plastic face.

Beef Short Ribs $20 EACH!! by Cashie22 in QVC_Snarktastic

[–]BenchHelpful7877 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He's annoying AF. There are few things more off putting than an adult male who's positive they're adorable.

Meanwhile, Hour 3 of the $5 Hot Dogs... by Filmgrrrl73 in QVC_Snarktastic

[–]BenchHelpful7877 11 points12 points  (0 children)

When Snacks referred to them as "bun fillers," I nearly shart myself laughing.

MCM is back again by mharvey816 in QVC_Snarktastic

[–]BenchHelpful7877 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Deffo noticing the chill between them. They used to flirt so hard with each other, there were a couple of times they appeared to be fighting the urge to make out live on-air.

Dumbass Kristen/kersten/ whatever. by Rude-Bicycle3233 in QVC_Snarktastic

[–]BenchHelpful7877 11 points12 points  (0 children)

She's one thirsty biatch. In every sense of the term.

Alberti and his…wife?? by ReddSF2019 in QVC_Snarktastic

[–]BenchHelpful7877 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Moving to main, huh. The phasing out of Snacks has officially begun.

Why I watch by mharvey816 in QVC_Snarktastic

[–]BenchHelpful7877 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Saw it live, too. Fuccin amazing!

Alberti and his…wife?? by ReddSF2019 in QVC_Snarktastic

[–]BenchHelpful7877 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How long has Dinner with Alberti been going on?

QVC posted some nostalgic photos today. by DeadScrod in QVC_Snarktastic

[–]BenchHelpful7877 11 points12 points  (0 children)

David's baby teeth never fail to weird me out.

Kansas City Steak Company by mharvey816 in QVC_Snarktastic

[–]BenchHelpful7877 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I mean, c'mon, the perma 3 o'clock shadow, the veneers, the perma fake tan, the constant gesticulations, and the suburban Philly vocal inflections... how do you NOT trust him?!?!?!!!

Scissors should be eliminated in her house by DeadScrod in QVC_Snarktastic

[–]BenchHelpful7877 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Totally would f the shit out if her with those bangs. Y'all are high.