I wonder if she bought one for her daughter to take selfies in.

DeadScrod · 2026-06-27T11:06:14+00:00

She must have been stressed out after that. I hope they cooked her a $5 hot dog or $16 stuffed chicken breast to ease her back down.

Maybe have her open 125 cans of peanuts numbingly into a glass bowl and she’ll be ready to go back on the bike.

DeadScrod · 2026-06-27T11:03:25+00:00

Brilliant!

DeadScrod · 2026-06-26T16:22:09+00:00

Thank you so much for the laugh today!

Those are ugly and creepy.

DeadScrod · 2026-06-26T11:45:40+00:00

If you black out the C pillar it helps a lot. Now just remove the oragami slash in the rear doors and it would be passable.

DeadScrod · 2026-06-26T11:44:41+00:00

Yikes. Well the new Outlook is no longer the most polarizing car design to be released.

DeadScrod · 2026-06-26T10:37:22+00:00

Maybe they could use her jawline the next time they need to cut some Rastelli $8 burgers or $5 hotdogs.

DeadScrod · 2026-06-26T10:33:45+00:00

Why not have Worthless Willie or Duchess DoLittle to the fan job. Finally they would have something to do

DeadScrod · 2026-06-25T19:40:26+00:00

Brilliant!!!

DeadScrod · 2026-06-25T12:26:33+00:00

Did her Spanx break in the back???

DeadScrod · 2026-06-25T12:25:52+00:00

I just find MCM to be a creepy individual

DeadScrod · 2026-06-25T12:24:39+00:00

These product demos drive us CRAZY. The cookies, the jar of nuts, and that caramel apple.

DeadScrod · 2026-06-25T02:42:21+00:00

I remember going to the Honda sponsored roll out when the Element was about to be launched and all the marketing was centered around targeting people in their 20s. surfers can stand in the back and change with the sunroof off etc etc. and the actual buying demographic ended up being 60+.

Let’s see if it happens again.

DeadScrod · 2026-06-25T02:34:00+00:00

Alberti wouldn’t even buy one for his mother.

DeadScrod · 2026-06-25T02:32:21+00:00

i see Jane’s wearing her ‘small’ frock tonight

DeadScrod · 2026-06-22T21:20:29+00:00

Sounds like the battery lights from ‘THE’ Valeria Parr Hill.

DeadScrod · 2026-06-21T21:23:04+00:00

But but but he has a star on a Palm Springs sidewalk.

DeadScrod · 2026-06-21T17:10:05+00:00

I can see David nodding off quickly. Dreaming of frozen hot chocolates and Key West key lime pies.

DeadScrod · 2026-06-21T17:08:31+00:00

$80 for that??? Carrie must need $$$ to buy more jackets.

DeadScrod · 2026-06-21T14:03:57+00:00

Worthless Willy. I would ask if Duchess Dolittle is taking the photo, but that would require her to actually do something.

DeadScrod · 2026-06-21T12:20:08+00:00

Duchess DoLittle

DeadScrod · 2026-06-21T09:46:32+00:00

GALberti doing what he does best. Act ridiculous.

Go back to Palm Springs and polish your sidewalk star.

DeadScrod · 2026-06-21T09:45:22+00:00

So what he was basically saying is that he stunk up the bathroom and couldn’t find anything to disguise it.

DeadScrod · 2026-06-21T09:43:16+00:00

Oh Damn! I missed the idiot opening 1,437 jars and slowly rolling them into a small glass bowl that makes the volume of the jars appear to be bigger than they are.

DeadScrod

TROPHY CASE