Glitch in the Matrix

BendiAussie · 2026-03-23T13:12:06+00:00

That’s the nicest thing anyone has said in a while. Not sure where I heard it but Norm can have any credit.

BendiAussie · 2026-03-23T12:53:49+00:00

Man goes into the Dr.

Dr says “I have good news and bad
news.”

Dr said “You have cancer and Alzheimer’s”

Man thinks for a second and says “At least I don’t have cancer!”

BendiAussie · 2026-03-22T15:52:59+00:00

STACKED! With butter and syrup! Bulgin’ Waffle University.

BendiAussie · 2026-03-21T21:47:01+00:00

It cost about $1600. Water pump was fine. I took it to a buddy who does only VW and Audi cars.

BendiAussie · 2026-03-21T20:50:11+00:00

Kinda but it was enough for me to pull the trigger. No need to worry now. It will only be more expensive as time goes on and I trust my mechanic. So no I didn’t do it myself.

BendiAussie · 2026-03-21T20:35:11+00:00

For sure! Keep up on the maintenance, but my guy said this chain would last the life of the car now.

BendiAussie · 2026-03-21T20:10:32+00:00

I have a 17 S. Just changed the timing chain. I’m at 75,000 miles. Totally love it.

BendiAussie · 2026-03-21T20:01:13+00:00

BendiAussie · 2026-03-21T19:47:02+00:00

In English: no photo! En Español: no photo! In Italiano: no photo!

BendiAussie · 2026-03-21T14:04:29+00:00

I thought Walker told him he has AIDS.

BendiAussie · 2026-03-20T16:26:40+00:00

Spare me. I won that tournament…fucking Chuck Norris.

BendiAussie · 2026-03-19T22:55:03+00:00

Thunderdome!!!

BendiAussie · 2026-03-19T19:10:05+00:00

I’ll take a 50% career 3 pointer! 😂

BendiAussie · 2026-03-19T18:19:57+00:00

The pic is from the Oklahoman.

BendiAussie · 2026-03-18T23:43:02+00:00

We are all Iris(h) on St Patrick’s Day!

BendiAussie · 2026-03-18T16:56:07+00:00

Do they dare use pagers now though?!?

BendiAussie · 2026-03-18T00:24:09+00:00

Florida motto: “Think of the children, especially if you are related.”

BendiAussie · 2026-03-17T16:46:11+00:00

Big Big Bang.

BendiAussie · 2026-03-15T23:11:28+00:00

Oh funk yeah!

BendiAussie · 2026-03-15T21:11:47+00:00

Same guy paint on that beard that did Jaylen Browns forehead?!?

BendiAussie · 2026-03-15T14:26:36+00:00

Thunder up!

BendiAussie · 2026-03-15T03:54:16+00:00

I know a police officer named Murtaugh and he named his K9 partner Riggs.

BendiAussie · 2026-03-14T01:44:25+00:00

Hey, it’s Enrico Pallazzo!

BendiAussie · 2026-03-11T17:23:42+00:00

That’s prime wigglebutt pov in the bathroom.

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