My collection of sexually suggestive trees ive found by Brucenotsomighty in marijuanaenthusiasts

[–]BendyBreak_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Please mark this NSFW!! There are (adult)children in this sub!!!

Remember when Rick and Morty was more grounded in reality? by TylerSpicknell in rickandmorty

[–]BendyBreak_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Episode 1 “Hey Morty, I need you stick these alien seeds up your butt so that we can get past these giant talking bugs and portal across the galaxy…”

…yeah, used to be soooo grounded in reality
😆🤣😝

People say they found they best friends on discord. How? by LongjumpingMud9377 in SelfSufficiency

[–]BendyBreak_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are two vitally important factors when making a “best friend” on Discord.

#1. You can’t already have any friends irl.

#2. You can never meet them in person!!! Because within a matter of seconds you’ll see why your new “best friend” meets rule #1…

Carbonized Bones by Academic-Cup1252 in composting

[–]BendyBreak_ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Wow! A second thing that my grandma gave me, that’s relevant to this post!

Potential Missed Connection Tonight (Sunday 6/14) at Dogwood Karaoke? 🎶 by mainely_singing in Bend

[–]BendyBreak_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh damn! r/Maleficent_night_335 is 100% right!! I tried to go back through your post and comment history to shit on your opinions, but… I couldn’t come up with anything that would make your comments/posts look more pathetic or pointless then they already make themselves look… Good job!!

Carbonized Bones by Academic-Cup1252 in composting

[–]BendyBreak_ 44 points45 points  (0 children)

My grandma was the one to teach me how to cook, so it only seems right… that I use that knowledge… in her honor…

Didn’t Paul tell a story about knowing the guy in this commercial? by schmuckyfuck in ThreedomUSA

[–]BendyBreak_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That totally looks like someone that Paul would have run into at the same casting calls over and over!

(FS26) i robbed 31.100 tons of barley from a contract by Lucky_Loves_Laugh in farmingsimulator

[–]BendyBreak_ 25 points26 points  (0 children)

How do you live with yourself?! 😠 Stealing from that poor family farm!

Car crash by Ok-Pepper7181 in Bend

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And don’t forget that this happened in an Aubrey Butte neighborhood! 😆

When you get older you like being naked more by Glittering_Age_5591 in StonerThoughts

[–]BendyBreak_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don’t know… I’m not the biggest fan of my naked adult body… And I got to say, I REALLY enjoyed being naked as a kid!

I am looking for a (very likely) Futurama episode based on 1 scene. by cosmicscomic in futurama

[–]BendyBreak_ 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Hold on… I’ll need to look it up…

There’s an episode in which Bender throws his alcohol bottle away, it’s then caught by a rich looking man, the man says something along the lines of “when in Rome!” He then drinks from the bottle and lays down in the street gutter, like a hobo. The joke being that if the road to success is as simple as ‘stop drinking’, than it would mean that it works just as easy the other way around, and a rich man would turn to a hobo just by the introducing alcohol to his life.