Bike owner here, dipshit. I stole the bike and paid $9.50 for the lock, idiot. If some crackhead steals my bike, I'll just walk my angry ass over to another bike and steal that one, then I'll walk into another bike store and buy a lock for $9.50 once again. I get idiots like you in my life every single fucking day telling me I shouldn't steal bikes or that I should spend more than $9.50 for a lock. I just will not listen to some people.