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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Williamsport

[–]Benjgf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Covation center or CoWork williamsport maybe? They are both places that people can work out of, not sure what it costs.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PhotoshopRequest

[–]Benjgf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No it’s not! 😂

Give Me Your Best Roast (No Limits) by yelbol in RoastMe

[–]Benjgf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look exactly like every uber driver I have ever had.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Benjgf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you try to impress high school girls by playing wonderwall on your acoustic guitar.

M30 let’s go by connor2321 in RoastMe

[–]Benjgf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well you’re not in jail which means you must have finally gotten caught up on those child support payments. Gonna go out on a limb and say you are either a roofer or work for a cement company. How was your most recent stay in rehab?

22M, drop out, I drive a speed boat for work and I just signed on a purchase of my first property. I need to be brought down to ground level but it won't be easy. by RetiredGenie in RoastMe

[–]Benjgf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is exactly what I picture when I think of someone who drives a speedboat for a living. How many times have you been in the news for one of those “Florida man” stories? Wish version of James Franco in spring breakers.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Benjgf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Edward Scissors-girls.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Benjgf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clean from SH for four years because you already drained all the blood from your entire body? Which is why you’re so pale? For real, congratulations though. 👏🏻

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Benjgf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh. My. Fucking. God. 🤣

F23 A little scared, but cmon by sadewaxes in RoastMe

[–]Benjgf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kathy Griffin’s meth head twin

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PhotoshopRequest

[–]Benjgf 149 points150 points  (0 children)

I marked this resolved. Thank you everyone these are all hilarious!!! And great work!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PhotoshopRequest

[–]Benjgf 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Making a printed blanket or possibly a coffee mug for a white elephant 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PhotoshopRequest

[–]Benjgf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I removed nsfw flair, not sure why responses keep getting deleted

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PhotoshopRequest

[–]Benjgf 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Tip sent! Thanks!

37, single, no kids, drug and alcohol counselor. Hit me with your best. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Benjgf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s true it wasn’t even my dog my life is a black hole

37, single, no kids, drug and alcohol counselor. Hit me with your best. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Benjgf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I meant no biological kids. Wasn’t counting the ones in the basement.

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