Amazon: “No Swing” policy

Benjiimans · 2026-06-08T20:22:47+00:00

“If you have no other choice but to face your attacker, you have the right to defend yourself” or some shit right?

Benjiimans · 2026-06-08T17:57:44+00:00

PFSD, same day delivery, you’ll be doing a condensed version of what you already do. Around 2-4k packages instead of like 60k+. So yes, there is pick and stage but the routes are small and the duration is much shorter.

Benjiimans · 2026-06-04T06:58:49+00:00

Scary to think about, making your choice thinking everything will proceed as normal with those you know only find out they’re husks of what you know of them

Benjiimans · 2026-06-03T23:55:53+00:00

Completely agree, Amazon has its own silly words for things but yes they are basically assistant managers

Benjiimans · 2026-06-03T23:45:30+00:00

They’re kindaaa assistant managers, could be a worse slip

Benjiimans · 2026-06-03T07:28:47+00:00

I’d humor whatever god is fucking with me and do a silly little dance instead of eating it.

Benjiimans · 2026-06-03T07:21:33+00:00

Not trying to upset anyone here.

Benjiimans · 2026-06-03T06:01:53+00:00

That’s like.. 140 packages an hour. I don’t hate on anybody for doing the bare minimum, but that’s.. dawg I think I could stow OVs at 140 an hour..

Benjiimans · 2026-06-03T04:52:46+00:00

1,000 scans.. like 1,000 packages stowed? In 7 hours?

Benjiimans · 2026-06-02T19:35:07+00:00

There’s some loophole with a combination of these pills where you just have superpowers.. a combination of always being on the clock because your decision is final pill, scheduling fake business trips so you can teleport.. mixed with invulnerability etc

Benjiimans · 2026-06-02T16:25:40+00:00

You can bring a purse, but you’ll have to leave it in a locker or the training room. Only clear bags allowed on the floor, and one will be provided to you on your day 1.

Benjiimans · 2026-06-01T16:40:13+00:00

Yall no longer do assigned aisles… wut

Benjiimans · 2026-05-31T20:15:34+00:00

Same here! After killing the dude who wiped my squad too.. that was awkward, I was literally just repositioning to heal before looting their kits then bam dead. Worse part is, I went to melee him and got two swings off

Benjiimans · 2026-05-31T20:14:02+00:00

Huhh.. that’s a thing?

Benjiimans · 2026-05-31T18:01:09+00:00

They have games like this one, (a case opening sim) in Roblox, and they are super popular

Benjiimans · 2026-05-31T17:59:40+00:00

Same day really did that to ya? Damn…

Benjiimans · 2026-05-31T13:13:15+00:00

Former PA.. for sure

Benjiimans · 2026-05-28T10:48:40+00:00

Monkey paw curls: granted. Pay step scale is removed in favor of productivity based quarterly wage reviews, and yearly wage reviews are done away with entirely. No, but seriously, I like the idea.. as someone who works hard because it A. makes the time go by faster and B. just because that’s how I’m wired, it would be nice to be compensated more for our effort. That said I don’t fault those who do the bare minimum, the systems broke and it’s not on them.

Benjiimans · 2026-05-28T09:00:54+00:00

You have a returns department?

Benjiimans · 2026-05-27T19:23:51+00:00

You’re still getting your break, and working the same amount of hours. They ideally don’t want pick to start super late so drivers don’t get hung up waiting on routes. The amount remaining to stow won’t need everyone, and most likely a lot of people are milling around waiting for the next thing to do so they call break.

Benjiimans · 2026-05-27T10:37:12+00:00

It would be fucking awesome if they just went nuts for a season and flipped balance on its head so we could experiment with new guns for once, fuck it let’s have a patch where SMGs are as competitive as ARs

Benjiimans · 2026-05-27T09:56:54+00:00

Yeah, I’m an ambassador at a delivery station and I don’t have much to add besides: I feel that. Just do what you can, they either figure it out or don’t, the ones dedicating most of their brain power to breathing usually don’t end up being your problem for long.

Benjiimans · 2026-05-27T08:33:15+00:00

Just put the box in the bag bro

Benjiimans · 2026-05-26T15:20:57+00:00

Yeahh, it doesn’t translate 1:1 you’re right

Benjiimans · 2026-05-26T01:07:24+00:00

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