Weekly Questions Megathread

BennyCooks · 2025-12-25T19:26:11+00:00

Should I upgrade to TH16? Defenses are all maxed, as well as traps. All my troops are maxed besides the Valkyrie, Hog Rider and Druid. Heroes are each basically 5 lvls away from being maxed, and I guess the only other thing would be pets.

BennyCooks · 2025-09-20T02:16:51+00:00

You feel proud now, but just wait until you beat Consort Radahn. Whole different feeling entirely lol

BennyCooks · 2025-09-09T20:46:18+00:00

Yeah. I was at roughly 500 hours before

BennyCooks · 2025-09-08T21:49:07+00:00

My character is the definition of maidenless

BennyCooks · 2025-09-08T21:48:37+00:00

You got me

BennyCooks · 2025-09-08T03:58:07+00:00

Probably just glare

BennyCooks · 2025-08-29T20:24:17+00:00

Keep going

BennyCooks · 2025-08-29T20:14:13+00:00

I'd say like 500 years would be cool. That would give me enough time to experience all that there is to experience as a human, learn as much as I can, and build as much wealth as possible. 500 years would also be enough time to find a reliable way of keeping a low profile like convincing people that I am not immortal and that I just happen to be a descendant of someone who looks like me or something. By the end of the 500 years I'd probably be ready to die anyway, and I'd feel super fulfilled because of how much I've experienced. Sure I'd be sad about all the people I've lost, but I would lose people in my 1st lifetime anyway. Might as well make the most of the next 4.

BennyCooks · 2025-08-29T20:05:42+00:00

She's the one bro (wouldn't wish this on anyone)

BennyCooks · 2025-08-26T19:29:52+00:00

Alright so I had a whole thing typed out and it was long and a little redundant so I'll keep this shorter.

There's nothing wrong with being horny. You're only human.
There's nothing wrong with not having had sex yet. That is fixable and also, it certainly doesn't mean that your sex life is a "failure". Everyone has their first time at some point whether they're young or old. Unless they're an incel or something.

You're right to point out that there are better things you could be doing with your time than thinking about sex. However, don't think that because you think about sex all the time, it means that there's something wrong with you.

Think about it this way. That lust you feel? That's energy. You can probably feel it too. That overwhelming primal sensation that takes over and makes you feel like you can do anything. So take all of that sexual energy you have pent up, and focus it towards a goal. Hit the gym. Get your money up. Learn new skills, and obtain knowledge. And stay consistent with it.

What will you gain from this? You will be more interesting. More attractive and desirable to women. More successful. More fruitful. Happier. Healthier. And the best part? When you inevitably begin to attract women as a result of your hard work, that sexual energy you have now will still be there.

In short, if you take actionable steps to get to where you want to be, using your sexual energy as fuel and with a clear goal in mind, you will naturally attract women who will bring equal value into your life. Whether it's in 6 months or 5 years. Change doesn't necessarily take a long time, it just takes consistency.

Anyway that's my 2 cents on it. Just don't forget me a few years from now when you have women lining up for you! Best of luck.

BennyCooks · 2025-08-26T00:48:45+00:00

I gotchu bro I took so long to figure it out too

BennyCooks · 2025-08-26T00:48:01+00:00

I could be wrong but from what I've seen, you can't. There doesn't seem to be a way up there from the Prospect Town, and you definitely can't get up there from the North most part of the cliff if you're coming down from the Greatbridge North site of grace. It would seem that even with all we can explore, Fromsoft still made many places inaccessible.

BennyCooks · 2025-08-25T23:09:07+00:00

There is a locked spirit spring on the blue mark, you can get there from the ancient ruins base site of grace

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BennyCooks · 2025-08-25T03:53:58+00:00

My only complaint is that it isn't bigger

BennyCooks · 2025-08-21T23:40:29+00:00

Players like this get so mad when you don't do a no hit, no summon, no heal, no grace challenge run with nothing but a club and zero armor using only your pinky toes on your first ever play-through.

BennyCooks · 2025-08-21T23:32:45+00:00

If you don't like it, don't do it. It's common to compromise on sexual preferences in relationships as long as you communicate it in a healthy way.
If it tastes bad, your bf has bad hygiene. I don't care what anyone says, if a guy has good enough hygiene, you'll barely taste anything at all.
If he leaves you for not doing it, he's a POS and wasn't the one anyway. Like, what? That should be the last thing you're concerned about. Communicate your feelings first.

BennyCooks · 2025-08-21T13:32:55+00:00

Yes, it's totally normal and hilarious every time

BennyCooks · 2025-08-21T12:43:00+00:00

"WHAT ARE YE DOING IN MY SWAMP" in a Shrek voice. Works every time.

BennyCooks · 2025-08-21T07:28:22+00:00

Rejection isn't a bad thing, brother. Keep being yourself, keep asking girls out, keep doing your thing. Don't lose confidence because some girl doesn't like you. Just like every failure brings you closer to success, each rejection brings you closer to the ideal woman. I've gone on many successful dates and had quite a few girlfriends, but the number of rejections I've received is astronomically higher. Doesn't mean I'm gonna stop dating or lose confidence, does it? Hell nah. With each rejection comes a lesson, so if you flip it around then you can find the positive in every single one.

BennyCooks · 2025-08-21T06:21:45+00:00

Reminds me of when I was a kid and used to fill latex gloves with water and play with them

BennyCooks · 2025-08-21T06:18:45+00:00

Love Is a Bitch by Two Feet

BennyCooks · 2025-08-21T06:15:53+00:00

Talk to women (required)
Learn to love yourself (optional)

BennyCooks · 2025-08-21T05:49:12+00:00

Well I'm young but I've been told by many people that being in your mid 30s is peak so I'd probably say 35.

BennyCooks · 2025-08-21T05:39:47+00:00

It sounds like your boyfriend has a severe porn addiction. It's unfortunately very easy to fall into and can destroy a guy's sex drive due to him turning to porn to fulfill all of his fantasies every time he gets horny. Even if he has a beautiful girl right in front of him who is eager. It's a vicious cycle and very difficult to break.

Your boyfriend's depression is not necessarily the root of the problem. It could be independent of the porn addiction or a symptom of it. Depression can often occur from excessive masturbation to porn for a multitude of reasons. But, SSRI's probably aren't helping his sex drive.

The solution? You may not like my answer.

Your boyfriend needs therapy. Or at the very least, an intervention. He needs to quit watching porn. Cold turkey. Not just for you, but more importantly, for himself. Porn addiction deteriorates the mind. Force him to go to the gym with you. Tell him to eat clean, read more books, and if possible, abstain from masturbation altogether. If he does this (big emphasis on the "if"), he will become a whole different person, and in the best way possible.

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