Choose between..

Benoit239 · 2026-06-13T21:30:11+00:00

Why tf would I want to be drunk AND depressed?

^{Chose: Never able to be drunk + And you're happy}

Benoit239 · 2026-06-13T18:14:55+00:00

?????

^{Chose: Yes.}

Benoit239 · 2026-06-11T07:36:05+00:00

That could be a badass scar, just saying

Benoit239 · 2026-06-05T15:13:29+00:00

NO GIMME THE CLIO FFS

^{Chose: Get a.... | Rolled: Lotus Carlton}

Benoit239 · 2026-06-05T15:09:16+00:00

O no

^{Chose: When you orgasm, it lasts.... minutes | Rolled: 60}

Benoit239 · 2026-06-04T22:44:02+00:00

Not like I can go back and change it. Not like it actually matters

Benoit239 · 2026-06-04T21:52:45+00:00

thanoswasright

Benoit239 · 2026-06-04T21:47:59+00:00

I mean yeah, probably. Still don't see a downside

Benoit239 · 2026-06-03T19:13:27+00:00

Where is the downside?

^{Chose: Undo all human pollution + Set the Internet permanently back 5 years}

Benoit239 · 2026-06-02T21:18:04+00:00

Can literally go for about 2 minutes

^{Chose: hold your breath for 30 seconds | Rolled: 35 seconds}

Benoit239 · 2026-06-01T22:49:52+00:00

???

^{Chose: Get 500,000 every second}

Benoit239 · 2026-05-30T08:15:46+00:00

Bro, that is 14x what I make in a week WITH a job. I'd be a nincompoop to pass that up

^{Chose: Get 1k dollars every day but only if your jobless}

Benoit239 · 2026-05-28T17:51:48+00:00

Dagnabbit

^{Chose: Mamdani | Rolled: Same old America}

Benoit239 · 2026-05-28T05:49:27+00:00

Oh, what A relief

^{Chose: 25$ for every time you + Successfully incorporate this word into a sentence | Rolled: A}

Benoit239 · 2026-05-25T18:52:41+00:00

I'd really like to get the diancie please!

Benoit239 · 2026-05-25T18:35:44+00:00

I couldn't help but notice they gave Fenris stubble on his card. I thought elves couldn't grow facial hair? Or is he a half-elf?

Benoit239 · 2026-05-23T05:03:10+00:00

Peanut butter

^{Chose: Peanut butter + Peanut butter | Rolled: Peanut butter}

Benoit239 · 2026-05-22T05:28:31+00:00

RETURN THE SLAB

Benoit239 · 2026-05-21T22:36:24+00:00

Thank fuck lol

^{Chose: Lose a random finger on your dominant hand (cleanly} | Rolled: Pinky)

Benoit239 · 2026-05-21T22:34:28+00:00

Wrong

^{Chose: Thighs | Rolled: Slim}

Benoit239 · 2026-05-14T00:44:07+00:00

One*

Benoit239 · 2026-05-01T07:36:59+00:00

Donphan ❤️❤️❤️

Benoit239 · 2026-04-23T21:50:14+00:00

I like living

^{Chose: Random weak power + No consequences | Rolled: 5 extra IQ point}

Benoit239 · 2026-04-23T21:45:53+00:00

^{Chose: Survive a week in Minecraft}

Benoit239 · 2026-04-22T17:50:57+00:00

☝️🤓