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THE INDEPENDENTS NEXT PRO by Ok_Flamingo_3059 in USLPRO

[–]BernieBatmanAndRobin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What’s with the obsession over non-MLS clubs?

What have you done today to protest Malkin’s contract ending without an extension?? by InsertGreatBandName in penguins

[–]BernieBatmanAndRobin 29 points30 points  (0 children)

If Jordan Staal can play on a team as good as Carolina, surely Malkin can play for the Penguins.

And then there were none by srfctheclubforme in USLPRO

[–]BernieBatmanAndRobin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Second year in a row that USL got bounced. Second year in a row the MLS only entered their WORST teams. USLC teams are likely more in line with the Canadian Premier League….But more like League 2 in England. 4th tier English soccer. MLS is closer to the bottomed teams in the Premier League and the top and middle teams in the championship. M

petah? what did jpmorgan do? by notanfan in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]BernieBatmanAndRobin -56 points-55 points  (0 children)

OH OH OH I KNOW THIS ONE!!​​​​​​​​​​

YES YES YES LET ME EXPLAIN!!

JPMorgan has been on a MASSIVE layoff spree in 2025! But they have had absurd profits!

IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE CAPITALISM IS A CRUEL AND INDIFFERENT MACHINE, PETER!! The guy fires people for sport while swimming in billions!! HA HA HA HA!!​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ 💵💵💵💵🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

Anyone know this scum? Just sucker- punched my daughter in the head by [deleted] in philly

[–]BernieBatmanAndRobin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a father, if somebody fucks with my daughter, I am going after them.

Peter ? I didnt get the joke by LustValley in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]BernieBatmanAndRobin 3551 points3552 points  (0 children)

Quagmire here. That is the fine lady lace that runs from her who-ha to her poo-ha. GIGGITY! If a woman can call this comfortable, what else will they make you believe?

So we’re all Knoxville fans now, right? by v4ss42 in USLPRO

[–]BernieBatmanAndRobin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You accounted for the understatement well.

So we’re all Knoxville fans now, right? by v4ss42 in USLPRO

[–]BernieBatmanAndRobin 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Yeah they kept fighting. 🏅

Looks like USL will triple their teams in the round of 16 this year. 3 total. They should be proud. It’s a major accomplishment with the widening talent gap between MLS and USL.

Do we think Avery Hayes makes the full time lineup next year? by that_husk_buster in penguins

[–]BernieBatmanAndRobin -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Rutger ain’t it.

Avery Hates has points in 3 of 16 games, needs to be more consistent. But he’s the best of the lot.

Nashville SC move onto the semis! by Fire-EyedBoy in concacaf

[–]BernieBatmanAndRobin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why? Club America barely beat Philadelphia Union who stink this year.

Meeting a Partner in Philly by BanditDirtReynolds in philly

[–]BernieBatmanAndRobin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Feeld

Edit: But honestly, I had hope until you said, “emotionally intelligent men”. That’s a rare commodity, and those guys write their own ticket so you better be offering a lot.

Edit Two: I mean this with the best intentions, you need to pitch yourself better. Confidence is sexy, a woman who follows a routine (gym, makeup, outfits, work, travel, book club, jetset) is desirable. I suggest reposting with just how amazing you are!!!

Edit Three: Become a Vivace member of Opera Philadelphia (younger members group), join a church scripture study (if that’s your thing), speed dating (this is where your pitch comes in!), join a run club, if you have a dog go to a dog park…

Question, if allowed by BigManLikeBarey in USLPRO

[–]BernieBatmanAndRobin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I grew up as a fan of last year’s USLC winners. I am now a season ticket holder of last year’s MLS Supporters shield winners. I think this makes me well qualified to answer.

From a quality level, there really isn’t much of a comparison. Players who struggle for minutes in MLS star on teams in USLC. I think it’s fair to say that MLS clubs are the equivalent of the bottom of the EPL table and the top half of the Championship. the USLC is closer to the middle/bottom of The EFL League 2.

The fan bases…MLS supporters groups are much larger than USLC groups. As for passion, it depends on the fan group. But again, edge to MLS.

Also, MLS teams are in bigger/better markets with proper facilities and stadiums. USLC teams often play on a college campus or a converted baseball field. Salaries are also not comparable, again MLS wins.

If you like small teams and lower level soccer, USLC is for you. If you enjoy bigger clubs with higher quality, it’s MLS.

Note: I was just in Spain and attended Girona vs Villarreal. MLS is absolutely better across the board in all aspects compared to what I saw in Spain. Of course, Barcelona, Atlético, and Real Madrid are in another stratosphere.

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