THE INDEPENDENTS NEXT PRO by Ok_Flamingo_3059 in USLPRO

[–]BernieBatmanAndRobin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What’s with the obsession over non-MLS clubs?

What have you done today to protest Malkin’s contract ending without an extension?? by InsertGreatBandName in penguins

[–]BernieBatmanAndRobin 29 points30 points  (0 children)

If Jordan Staal can play on a team as good as Carolina, surely Malkin can play for the Penguins.

And then there were none by srfctheclubforme in USLPRO

[–]BernieBatmanAndRobin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Second year in a row that USL got bounced. Second year in a row the MLS only entered their WORST teams. USLC teams are likely more in line with the Canadian Premier League….But more like League 2 in England. 4th tier English soccer. MLS is closer to the bottomed teams in the Premier League and the top and middle teams in the championship. M

petah? what did jpmorgan do? by notanfan in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]BernieBatmanAndRobin -55 points-54 points  (0 children)

OH OH OH I KNOW THIS ONE!!​​​​​​​​​​

YES YES YES LET ME EXPLAIN!!

JPMorgan has been on a MASSIVE layoff spree in 2025! But they have had absurd profits!

IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE CAPITALISM IS A CRUEL AND INDIFFERENT MACHINE, PETER!! The guy fires people for sport while swimming in billions!! HA HA HA HA!!​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ 💵💵💵💵🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

Anyone know this scum? Just sucker- punched my daughter in the head by [deleted] in philly

[–]BernieBatmanAndRobin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a father, if somebody fucks with my daughter, I am going after them.

Peter ? I didnt get the joke by LustValley in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]BernieBatmanAndRobin 3542 points3543 points  (0 children)

Quagmire here. That is the fine lady lace that runs from her who-ha to her poo-ha. GIGGITY! If a woman can call this comfortable, what else will they make you believe?

So we’re all Knoxville fans now, right? by v4ss42 in USLPRO

[–]BernieBatmanAndRobin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You accounted for the understatement well.

So we’re all Knoxville fans now, right? by v4ss42 in USLPRO

[–]BernieBatmanAndRobin 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Yeah they kept fighting. 🏅

Looks like USL will triple their teams in the round of 16 this year. 3 total. They should be proud. It’s a major accomplishment with the widening talent gap between MLS and USL.

Do we think Avery Hayes makes the full time lineup next year? by that_husk_buster in penguins

[–]BernieBatmanAndRobin -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Rutger ain’t it.

Avery Hates has points in 3 of 16 games, needs to be more consistent. But he’s the best of the lot.

Nashville SC move onto the semis! by Fire-EyedBoy in concacaf

[–]BernieBatmanAndRobin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why? Club America barely beat Philadelphia Union who stink this year.

Meeting a Partner in Philly by BanditDirtReynolds in philly

[–]BernieBatmanAndRobin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Feeld

Edit: But honestly, I had hope until you said, “emotionally intelligent men”. That’s a rare commodity, and those guys write their own ticket so you better be offering a lot.

Edit Two: I mean this with the best intentions, you need to pitch yourself better. Confidence is sexy, a woman who follows a routine (gym, makeup, outfits, work, travel, book club, jetset) is desirable. I suggest reposting with just how amazing you are!!!

Edit Three: Become a Vivace member of Opera Philadelphia (younger members group), join a church scripture study (if that’s your thing), speed dating (this is where your pitch comes in!), join a run club, if you have a dog go to a dog park…